Still chuckling over the episode with Itachi's pink pyjamas I travel back to my room with Dei-Dei hot on my tail, I have abstained Zetzu from being my bodyguard because he needs some alone time and also, between you and me, he needed a shower something chronic like when you walk past a plant and it smells a little…funky…that's what he smelt like. We chat and joke about loads of things, mainly about how much we hate Uchiha's and the fact that they all believe the world revolves around them like they are the Sun and we're lucky to be tiny asteroids in the belt looping around planets which all resemble THEMSELVES!
That is until we reach my room, Dei-Dei gasps at all the crap lying around in my room, which I still have not cleaned up as you can probably tell. Cheeks flushed with shame I begin to hurriedly pick up all of the coke bottles and shove them into my very tiny bin in the corner of my room. His infectious laughter fills the room as we end up not cleaning away anything else but hitting each other on the head having a coke bottle/light sabre/ sword fight on my bed. With about 15 minutes before we have to be in lessons he rugby tackles me onto the pillows ending up in a very awkward position with him lying on top of me, hair flopping in on my cheek tickling a little and me gasping like a fish out of water beneath him. It's only then I realise where his hands are. They are nowhere good, well, for me at least. I don't think (more like I hope for his sake) he doesn't realise where they are either.
"Um Dei-Dei?" I blush, looking up at him through my mussed fringe
"Yeah un."
"Look where your hands are." I growl, not meaning to but when his hands start to lick me this is when things start getting a little too heated for 8:30 in the morning
"What? Holy s*it! I am so sorry un."
I think what he's done sinks into his mind as a wicked grin plays across his face, leaning closer he whispers into my ear displacing strands of platinum hair and tickling my skin with his sweet breath. Almost touching my lips with his he nuzzles my nose. As soon as he started he stopped as his narrow eyes become wide with shock but then quickly narrow again but with a different expression, turning around moving the bed covers completely off the mattress he glares at a mysterious shape in the doorway.
Automatically I register the shape as being the one and only lollipop mask wearing Tobi, this would not sit well with Dei-Dei, he seems to really dislike Tobi but I'm not sure why he is so cute and caring but perhaps that's not what's really needed in a killer organisation the likes of Akatsuki. Sooner than I think Dei-Dei begins full scale shouting at Tobi that he 'ruined his one and only chance' and how he's such a 'baka' and words worse than that to be honest so Tobi runs off tears lining his eyes so before he leaves I blow a swift kiss after him which he catches and he gives me the thumbs up.
"Dei-Dei, calm down." I soothe
Putting my hands on his shoulder while with the other hand I root around the drawers in the bedroom, for some suitable clothes to wear today. I had washed my hair in the sink while the whole argument well it wasn't an argument really more like Dei-Dei throwing abuse at Tobi while he stands there and takes it. Eventually I pull out a strap black t-shirt made out of a satin type material and a short black skirt as the weather outside is sunny and the warmth radiates through the walls seeping into the building. As soon as I take my hand away from his shoulder Dei-Dei grabs it once more and puts it to his face pulling me down to his eye level as he kneels on the floor. He looks down at me with baleful eyes.
"What's the matter?" I ask, my voice wavering slightly
"I just didn't want anything to spoil that moment and Tobi-baka just had to come in." It sounds like there is real pain lining his voice as he clutches my hand
"Dei-Dei, there can be more than one moment you know. Just now you know I won't freak out and hit you so maybe you could make it really elaborate you could look at it that way. Romeo."
"I'm not you- wait am I your Romeo now?" Dei-Dei's face lights with excitement as he leans forward and pecks my lips with his own before dashing off out of the room, probably to go and gloat to someone about his new found position in the play.
Swiftly I get changed into my new outfit, not hearing the gentle knock on the soft pine door. As I make a move to go to class, for which I am late, I'm faced with perhaps the sorriest sight I have ever seen. Strings pull on my fragmented heart as I see Hidan lie bleeding all over my bed with several bangs and knocks to the head, bruises all down his chest, his robe ripped in several places and I swear I can see a white tooth gleam from one of the wounds. Absolutely horrified I can't help myself running over to him and checking that he is still alright and capable of talking.
I do wish that he couldn't talk because as soon as he did I ended up bringing my hand up and slapping him square across the face making him groan a little bit, not from pain but I think it's from sadness. I don't know why he's here but I aim to get rid of him as quickly as humanly possible.
"Hidan didn't I tell you to go away."
"You did Abi-kawaii but-"
"Never call me that again."
"But, Abi-ka-sensei I just wanted to explain myself to you, you do have a right to know and I have a right to try and win you back."
"I am not something to be won Hidan," my voice cracks with every syllable I utter "what you did really hurt me. You know that. I'm here to tell you that right now there is no way I'm even thinking of teaching you let alone being together like we were, you can forget it."
"Don't get upset, I promise you Abi-kawaii that there was nothing going on I just had to do my sexual sacrifice like I have to do once a month."
"Oh well that's alright then! Just go off every month we're together have sex with some other woman and expect me to take you back every month like some sort of desperate loser! No thank you, I don't know whether you looked at yourself in the mirror lately but you are not the only male friend I have you are not the pinnacle of my male sex list! SO get off your high horse, take some humble pills and register the fact that I am NOT your girl any longer and that you need to show me that you do in fact love me." Sadness turns to anger as I vent my whole emotional load onto Hidan's shoulders and I see him physically buckle under the metaphorical weight.
"Well you know what F*CK YOU! I came here to f*cking apologise to you and now you're having a rant at me?"
"What did you expect me to do? Be all soppy and 'Oh Hidan take me back because I'll love feeling like this every month when you have to do this.'"
"Something a little more like that yes! But no you just jump in there with the anger."
"Have you ever watched Jeremy Kyle? Of course you haven't but if you walked in on me having sex with someone else what would you say?"
"Probably something like what the f*ck are you doing in my f*cking bed you B*stard and f*cking my b*tch as well you c*nt!"
"Then if I said it was because I was experimenting with different faiths you would say…"
"Well that's alright then."
"Oh, like f*ck you would Hidan! Get out!" I scream
Probably the whole base could here me too as I hear frantic footsteps but before Zetzu could charge into the room Hidan had poofed away in a cloud of acrid smelling smoke leaving a sobbing me catatonic on the bed from what I'd just done and said to him. I didn't mean for it to come out the way it had done all I wanted was to tell him how I felt in a kind of grown up and mature way but all that happened was that it came out as one big flood of verbal vomit.
"What did the b*stard want Abi-kawaii?" Zetzu asks his voice tinged with poison
"He just wanted to come and say sorry but I ended up shouting at him for what he did to me, he looked pretty beat up has he just come back from a mission or something?"
"Who cares? I think he came back from Leaders office a few minutes ago, he probably did it to him." Zetzu chuckles "Serves him right the teme."
After staying in my room for the next five minutes and instructing Zetzu to take care of giving everyone their highlighted copy of Romeo and Juliet to start learning I manage to apply enough foundation to give the illusion I had not been crying, not a very good illusion but it was sufficient. Slowly I walk to the classroom but I pause a minute when I realise that they're talking about me inside, my lesson today has Zetzu, Kakuzu and Kisame and I hear them planning something to do with me as I hear the words 'Abi-kawaii', 'cheer up' and 'surprise' in the same sentence.
Shoving opens the door, I smile at their cool faces, and they must have known I was there the whole time but chose to ignore it. Waltzing over to their desk I wait and watch them learn their lines as a class and then I wait patiently to see if they drop a hint about something to do with my surprise but when I hear nothing I busy myself with thinking about what it could be. Suddenly I remember that I still haven't gone swimming yet so I shout to Kisame and re-arrange it for tonight before dinner.
I leave the lesson head filled with thoughts about what my surprise could be and happy that I have a date set for tonight that no doubt everyone will want to be a part of.