Now totally freaked out (well freaked out isn't really a good term, more like a bit confused) about Zetzu's random declaration of love I end up wandering into my classroom in a daze hoping that a short walk would clear my head before I go swimming but alas I does not. I just end up getting more and more confused about my feelings, so here's the list I've been sorting out in my head about whether I actually like the guy or if I just think because he's done something sweet for me that I feel endebted to go out of my way and be their girlfriend. I know it's a little odd, and probably very morally wrong but it's the only way to get this sorted!
Itachi: Gay puff and blind old man who likes to hit on girls like a pervert
POSSIBILITY OF DATE: NONE!
Kisame: Really friendly and a little bit protective but we always have a laugh together and I like making him feel really confident because of the fact he has blue skin, which I don't view as a physical flaw and he always looks out for me
POSSIBILITY OF A DATE: YES PLEASE!
Hidan: Cheating bastard who uses too much hair product but I do think he looks rather handsome
POSSIBILITY OF A DATE: NONE!
Kakuzu: Sweet and very good with being supportive, not too in your face 'I like you' which is awesome, one off my list of people to be confused about, but then again he did say that playing my dad would be awkward because he likes me…GAH!
POSSIBILITY OF A DATE: MAYBE!
Dei-Dei: He is one of the best guys here, although he's a little protective he's really easy going and I think we have the most in common, one time I remember that I tried to draw him and absolutely failed but he wasn't offended AND he was going to be a part of the plot to dye Itachi's hair
POSSIBILITY OF A DATE: YES PLEASE!
Sasori: He is one of the guys that I don't really know that well so I don't have much to say about him, I guess that makes him easy to rule out. Maybe if I got to know him a little better.
POSSIBILITY OF A DATE: MAYBE!
Zetzu: This is the one who I have mixed feelings about, I want to try and wait to see if Hidan tries to get me back but I really have strong feelings for Zetzu and not just because he wrote me a lovely poem or practiaclly poured his little plant heart out for me. Nothing really bothers me about him, when he gets into arguments with himself it's so cute and I don't really care about the fact he's two tone.
POSSIBILITY OF A DATE: YES PLEASE!
Tobi: Now this one's easy too, with the mentality of a three year old Tobi is most definitely friend not dating material and I'd like to keep it that way, he's always really nice and a little pick me up when I'm feeling down I even remember when he started to do the funky chicken when Hidan cheated on me to try and cheer me up.
POSSIBILITY OF A DATE: NONE!
Leader: Even if I didn't like him I wouldn't have a choice would I? I mean he's the Leader you've got to do what he says!
POSSIBILITY OF A DATE: NOT LIKELY SINCE HE LIKE KONAN! :P
With all this whirring about in my head I make my way back to the living room, attempting to push the event with Zetzu from my mind, at least until I've unwinded a little bit so I can get my head straight. When I see Kisame smiling at me from deep within the cushiony folds of the blue arm chair I notice for the first time the fact he's wearing his swim trunks, not being able to resist I sneak a peek at the chisled chest which lurks constantly beneath his Akatsuki robes…and whoa…does he have a 6 pack or what? Totally foregetting the fact I was supposed to be sneaking a look not outright staring I continue in this manner for a good 2 minutes even tilting my head to the side to try and find a bad angle but not finding any. Suddenly I snap out of it realising what I've just been doing and swiftly apologise to Kisame:
"Sorry Kisame," I blush a deep beetroot as I follow behind him to find the swimming pool
"No problem Abi-Kawaii, you can check me out anyday." He smirks taking me by the hand and steering me to the left of some mysterious room that I've never seen before but the sounds of loud screaming eminating from it suggests that I never want to see it. "That's Hidan's spare room, the one he does all of his creepy religion stuff in, personally I think he just puts on a Halloween mix tape and lets our imaginations do the rest."
"I see. I certainly don't want to be going in there, even if it is only a halloween soundtrack." I giggle as Kisame pretends to be Hidan for a bit and he's actually not that bad, got the swearing down to a tee!
"Well here we are Abi-kawaii!" Kisame smiles holding the door open for me like a butler giggling once more I slip in under his arm and gasp.
Everywhere there are balloons, cake, food and music playing in the background…music I actually like as well (Go Disturbed!) I suppose since it is the Akatsuki I can forgive the fact that everything is in black but I litterally stand there bewildered for the second time today stuttering and moving about stiffly like I'm in some sort of dream. I see the card that Tobi was making before stuck randomly on a wall with a small present underneath it, probably some other cute thing that he made me! This makes up for all the tumultousness of the past couple of days.
Turning around I see all of the Akatsuki (minus Konan) smiling and cheering at me even Hidan, who is segragated in a little corner manages to give a little whoop. I don't look at Hidan just the sign above him which says 'Pin The Tail On The Hidan' and Kakuzu is just adding underneath it in bright red marker which slightly masks the sweet smell of the cake '$5 if you make him swear.' Seriously Kakuzu giving out money is unheard of, he must really be pissed off with him, not just because I heard he got called 'Zombie d*ck' today by you know who…
Orange flashes infront of my eyes as Tobi jumps up and down, by the smudges on his face I reckon he's all hopped up on cherryade and smarties (even though they've taken all the E numbers out now which SUCKS!) he drags me over to his card, skillfully edging round the swimming pool slap bang in the middle of the party. He spends about 10 minutes explaining in detail how he made it and how he got glue stuck to his robe so he had to go and wash it before he came to the party. I pretend to be very interested in what he's saying until he finishes, gives me the card from the wall and runs off to annoy Dei-Dei who is chatting and looking over at me with Kisame and Kakuzu. I return him a small smile the next time I see him glance at me which turns him cherry red and he doesn't look again for a while.
Gently I open up the card peering inside it I see some of the most beautiful handwriting I've ever seen and it's strange that it sould come from Tobi, reading through it quite lightly until I get to the end then tears are jerked up into my eyes, it reads:
'Abi-kawaii I know you miss your family, I've heard you sometimes at night when you cry about them, but Tobi want's you to know that he would give up all the candy in the world for you to stay with us here.
Tobi Loves You Abi-kawaii.'
I try desperately to find where he's gone but while I'm doing that I'm blissfully ignorant to the fact that Kakuzu has snuck up behind me and waits for me to turn around so I bump my nose into his chest he's so close!
"Oh Kakuzu! Hey. Was this your idea?"
"No, you think I would voluntary spend money? It was Kisame and Deidara's I'm quite frankly surprised Leader agreed to let us have it. I think he's a little stressed out and he needs a couple of beers and to see you in your swimsuit."
"Oh so I'm the 'entertainment' if you will?" I ask a little offended/disgusted
"No, this is…"
With no warning Kakuzu flips me over his shoulder, carries me to the edge of the pool ignoring my startled pleas and throwing me in at the deep end. Much to my embarrassment everyone laughed, even Leader. So I clamber out of the pool flip my hair back, run over to Leader tug him roughly with all my might and actually manage to flip him into the pool. Taking me with him mind. As we both come up spluttering I wait to be totally killed but all he does is glare a little then laugh it off, enlisting me in his arsenal to get everyone in the pool whether they wanted to be in there or not.
Perhaps the funniest was Kakuzu, he wouldn't be parted from his money so I had to distract him with the simple trick of bending over while Tobi body slammed him into the pool. His face was priceless. The only sour part of the whole day is the fact that the guys insisted on me playing 'Pin the Tail on the Hidan' which I did half heartedly and even as I pinned it on him I whispered in his ear that I was sorry, all he did was give me a weak smile in reply.
Now I'm standing on the edge of the pool sipping on a small shot of sake which I've been working on for about half an hour. Clambering out of the pool Dei-Dei comes over to see me and unable to look away at him getting up from the water, his chest and hair glistening in the twinkling light of the candles scattered about the room I merely stand there and gawp for a little bit until he looks up and spots me. Eek. Smirking a little he walks over too me and leans against the wall next to me.
"Hey, having a nice time un?"
"Yes, this is so nice! I never expected anything like this it's really…wonderful thank you so much."
"It's all for you Abi-Kawaii."