After talking a while with Dei-Dei I swiftly learn that the sake is actually in the process of being drugged so I shouldn't have anymore, when I asked by who I should have guessed it would be Hidan. Not having had anything to eat yet I wade into the pool which is lovely and warm, I guess it must be heated or something, to have a swimming race with Tobi and Itachi (much to my distain he insisted on swimming next to me in case I 'cheated'). Talking about cheaters when I'm halfway across the lane I feel a hand grab my leg and haul me backwards and surprise surprise it's Itachi!
"Hey!" I splutter as I tilt my head up from the water, glaring at Itachi as he stands victorious at the end of the pool
"Yes Loser?" He drawls
"You know you're scum, I'm 16 and not a ninja, you could have let me have a fair shot at beating you."
"I did."
"No Itachi, you didn't 'cause you cheated."
"Like you can prove that?" He yells
"Abi-kawaii can because Tobi saw you Itachi!" Tobi yells from the other end of the pool, he seems to have forgotten to swim but instead floats in his giant rubber ring playing with a little duck that Dei-Dei had made him to make him be quiet.
"Fine, I'll have you a remach if you really want to be beaten again." Itachi sighs as we square up to swim off again, Kisame floats up behind us getting ready to referee I suppose so Itachi doesn't cheat again.
As soon as Leader-sama yells 'Go!'I'm off, kicking my arms wildly probably looking like some sort of demented fish until I reach the cool tiles at the end of the pool. Turning around I see Itachi not even half way down the length with a bizarre mixture of anger and embarrassment flushing his face. I'm guessing that Kisame didn't just stand there to referee. I wonder what he said. Much to Itachi's moaning Leader declares that I win because even though Kisame did say something to make Itachi stay behind he didn't have to, he could have swam on but he didn't. Ha ha.
Kakuzu hands me a towel when I climb out of the pool before pulling me over to the I-Pod deck where he tells me his cunning plan to gain more money out of me.
"I already have $200 from people wanting a slow dance with you, so get out there and dance with them."
"Kakuzu! I would have danced with them for free!" I growl
"I doubt it, I mean Itachi? Didn't think he was your type?" Kakuzu chuckles obviously writing this down in his head to use as black mail
"I didn't know he was one of the people who paid you, you didn't tell me."
"O.K. only dance with Itachi, Deidara, Zetzu and Kisame. You'll have to dance with Leader if he asks you though." Kakuzu smirks leafing through green bank notes, carefully counting each and every one and holding them up to the sunlight to check if they weren't counterfiet
Moving off into the middle of the floor I aimlessly stand waiting for my first dance to hurry up and get his ass here cause I look like a little bit of an idiot standing here like this, alone, feck this I'm moving over to the side. Just as I move to go I hear the arrogant little whiney voice of Itachi calling for me. Oh bugger. I really can't be bothered talking to him let alone dancing with him but I suppose if I don't Kakuzu would like…eat my heart or something, whatever the hell he does.
"So, I guess you have no choice but to talk to me now." Itachi coo's "Song Kakuzu."
Much to my mortification Changes comes one by Deftones, perphaps one of the most moving songs (and I don't mean moving as in slushy I mean as in O.o) fighting the urge to run away crying I just deal with it as I feel Itachi wrap himself around me and expecting me to do the same to him…which is NOT going to happen. Seeminly appropriately pissed off with this he tries to dance awkwardly with me having to lean on his chest to stop myself falling over, which sucked because he started talking.
"So, still think I'm gay?"
"Yes. Now I think you're even more gay than before because you paid to dance with me to prove that you're not gay. See the logic there?"
"God dammnit!"
"Don't you mean, Jashin dammnit." Hidan growls from next to us,
It was kinda awkward because everyone else kinda centered around us and they were all looking so I decide to take advantage of this opportunity my miming over Itachi's sholder to Kakuzu that he so owes me for this to which he responded with a general sweeping gesture to the whole party, which in Kakuzu's terms means it's not going to happen. Three very awkward minutes later Itachi finally lets go of me and meanders off out of the room, probably to go and find Michelle or Siobhan to bitch to, God, he's so annoying. Wiping myself down with my hands, trying to get rid of the invisible Itachi cooties before I have my next dance.
Without much warning Dei-Dei grabs my hand, the reason I know it's Dei-Dei and not someone else is the fact that his mouth licks me when his hand makes contact with me. It sends shivers up and down my spine. Normally I don't like being touched like that but this is an exception! Charming me into a false sense of security he leads me to the dancefloor. To my bewilderment Monster pumped through the speakers by Lady GaGa, what and awkward song to dance to.
"You like this song un?" Dei-Dei smirks as he puts his hands on my waist and they still keep licking away it's very distracting while trying to concentrate to not step all over his feet.
"Yes, it's alright. A little bit, steamy though. All GaGa's songs are."
"I picked it out especially, I thought it was a good beat to dance to you're not to bad at dancing my the way, when you don't look at the floor un."
"I was only looking at the floor so that I wouldn't trample all over your feet."
"You can trample on my feet if it means seeing your beautiful face un."
"Um, Dei-Dei." I blush touching my hands to my face trying to ebb away some of the heat radiating from my cheeks
"What do you say we ditch the party un? I'll show you how other things than art can be a bang."
"I'm not sure…I mean I'm very confused right now and I don't think that having-"
"I didn't mean the full monty, I just thought you might want something to cheer you up a little un."
"Dei-Dei, you gave me this amazing party to cheer me up. What else could I want?" I smile, touching my hand to his cheek to make him look me in the eyes, as soon as I'd kind of rejected him I looked away I suppose because I damaged his ego a little bit.
"Nothing I suppose, if you don't want un. I thought this would be the moment. That's all."
"The moment you were missing last time?"
"Yeah, un. But you don't want me kissing you, so I'll just forget it."
Unable to prevent myself, I do what I vowed not to do, I just made my life a whole lot more complicated. The look spread across his face was just too pained for me not to do anything about so I gently reach out to his cheeks, press my hands to them once more tilting my head into his. I gaze into his startled eyes as I softly press my lips to his, sweetly Dei-Dei winds his fingers through my hair trying to bring me closer and deepen the kiss. I only wanted it to be a quick peck on the lips! Quickly I try to pull away but Dei-Dei holds me there gripping my hair tighter until someone notices that I'm struggling a little bit and whacks Dei-Dei painfully in the face.
"Dei-Dei!" I shout
"Don't worry I'm fine, I knew that if I kept kissing you after you wanted it would be a health hazard un." He smiles from his place on the floor looking up at…this can't be right…at TOBI!
"Tobi? Was that you?" I ask
"Yes, Abi-kawaii didn't want you to kiss her Dei-Dei because Abi-kawaii is confused right now and you made it worse! Dei-Dei is a bad boy!" Tobi growls, I can't tell him off because technically he is right
"Well, luckily it wasn't a big scene hey?" I laugh because half of the guys are at the 'Pin the Tail on Hidan game and the others are engaged in a drinking contest outside on the veranda.
"Tobi only wanted to help Abi-kawaii, was Tobi a bad boy?" Tobi whimpers under the secret glare Dei-Dei gives him slyly behind my back
"No, you were a good boy Tobi." I smile, ruffling his hair
One of the last thoughts of the night, before I crawl into bed after being roped into a drinking contest was that this day has probably been on of the best ever. Trying to get to sleep I hear a small knock on my bedroom door preceded by a very loud conversation between what sounds like three people so it could be three or it could be Zetzu and one other person. I crawl over to the door and find it to be the latter, Zetzu stands there smiling awkwardly while Dei-Dei fumes in the corner of the door frame.
"Hey guys what's up?" I yawn
"We have a proposition for you un." Dei-Dei chuckles
"Oh God, do I even want to know?" I laugh as I let them into my room, I sit in the center of my bed while the guys kind of curl around me, anyway it's very warm and comfy.
"Well we were wondering if…gee this is kinda embarrassing…un" Dei-Dei blushes
"I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS." Zetzu's black half sighs "BASICALLY WE BOTH LIKE YOU AND WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU SO WE WANTED TO KNOW IF YOU'D BE INTERESTED IN A THREESOME."
Dun Dun Dun…