OMG! IT'S AN UPDATE! Sorry about the wait! My finals ended last Friday and then lots of other stuff happened. I could say all of what happened in why I didn't update up until now, but mostly it was just a small portion of why I haven't. The real reason was that after two weeks of not writing for this, Gods has it really been that long?, I kind of lost inspiration for a bit there, but thank you for all the reviews and suggestions that helped me to get back on the right track! Here is one update and I can pretty much guarantee that, as long as no freak accidents occur (ie. computer problems, Fan Fiction not loading etc.), that there WILL be an update tomorrow! I just need to fine tune the chapter and I'll be done! I'll give you a HINT; they work with machines and mechanics...Haha! now the hint doesn't absolutely give it away, hunh? THANK YOU ALL for the reviews I have received and for everyone that's continued to read and support my story even through the lack of updates! By the way, I plan on writing a Bel-teeth Fic for this series soon, I was just still just getting my inspiration back and this story line spoke to me more at the time, but I will give it a go if you all want me to! Truth be told, I was going to put this chapter up yesterday, but I ran out of time to finish responding to review and had to leave it till this morning, but here it is!
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~Dremagon
It's Kinda Funny
It's kinda funny. I mean you've got to admit, Belphegor? Figures he'd try something like that and then absolutely fail at it.
"Why does it always work for you?"
You blinked your expressive [eye color] eyes and looked up from your seat to the person apparently glaring down at you from above your chair.
You pulled out your lollipop and mumbled out a single intelligible word;
"…Nani?"
"Ushishi Why does it always work for you peasant?"
You frowned. There were plenty of things that worked for you, the TV and microwave among them, so which did he mean?
The Varia's self-proclaimed (fake) prince continued looking down at you from behind his blond bangs. Or so you continued to assume see as you couldn't actually see where his eyes were focused behind that mop's worth of golden hair.
"That thing you always do when the peasant gets into trouble. The thing that keeps the sword-peasant from stabbing you and the boss from shooting you."
"I assuming you mean without actual killing intent" you muttered, thinking back to a certain very scorched jacket. Last frickin' time you ever messed with that man's whiskey…unless you were particularly bored or suicidal anyways. "Yeah, so what about it?" You were beginning to get an inkling about what he might be talking about.
"Why doesn't it work for the prince?"
"…What?" Oh please let this not be going where you thought it might be.
Bel frowned at you as if you should understand precisely what he was talking about.
"The prince tried your trick earlier after he was messing around with the Shark-peasant and the boss." Bel seemed to be pouting. Bel was not supposed to freakin' pout! Heck, Lussuria was the only one that would be remotely normal for…yet still kind of creepy anyways. "The shark-peasant still tried to stab the prince and the boss still shot at the prince. So why didn't it work for the prince?"
"…Bel" you started off slowly.
"What peasant?"
You weren't exactly 100% sure how to tell him this, or how the so-called (and once again self-proclaimed) genius prodigy of the Varia hadn't noticed this himself, but…
"Puppy-dog eyes don't exactly work if people CAN'T SEE YOUR EYES."
"Oh…"
There was something of an awkward pause, however, things have never been know to stay quiet for long when within the Varia.
"How come?"
You nearly did a face plant into your book.
"What part of puppy-dog EYES is not clear here Bel!"
And would he freakin' stop pouting already!
"The prince knows that." Oh yeah? Then why'd you ask? "The Prince wants to know why it didn't work for the prince."
"…Haven't I just explained that?" Yeah, 'the prince' was definitely starting to get annoying.
"No, because that doesn't matter."
"…What?" You really felt like you were saying that way too many times today."
Bel's grin had come back as he explained his 'reasoning'.
"It shouldn't matter because it should have worked for the prince because the prince is the prince, thus it should have worked. So, explain why it didn't work for the prince."
…Oh my, you actually seem to be at a loss for words.
"Bel you're an idiot."
Oh, no you're back again.
Bel's smile twitched. "Ushishi The prince is not an idiot…"
"Yes you are," you cut him off, "and this whole conversation proves it."
Stab. A peculiar, custom made knife embedded itself in the wall to your left.
"Careful Bel or you might cause some serious property damage. If you can even understand the concept."
"Peasant~" Bel raised his two hands full of fanned out knives and brought them down with lightning speed. Right before the knives could make contact you looked up opened your eyes wide and…
Bel froze. Met with huge sweet eyes showing off every ounce of the vibrant color they possessed in this world along with a cute pouting lip and the perfect coloration and adjusted angle of your face…
"Eh-" Bel froze, unable to be able to properly gather his thoughts before-
BAM!
Bel felt something smash down onto his-if you'll excuse the pun- crown before the whole world went spinning and he felt his chin come into smashing contact with what he supposed was the carpeted floor.
You sighed as you lifted yourself out of your chair and stretching to your full height before glancing down at the blond you had just literally knocked head-over-heels. Taping the book you had smashed into his skull back your shoulder you gave a cold glare to the prostrate body on the floor as stars danced around the crowned hair. Sighing slightly you turned to leave the room, stopping in the doorway and looking back over your shoulder with another cold glare
"I told you: It only works if you use the eyes idiot."
And with those parting words you left the room with a flip of you hair and loose coat billowing behind you.
"…Ushishi"
The blonde raised his head from his position on the carpeted floor.
"Damn interesting peasant."
Regardless of gender, messing with the Varia's female cloud guardian was never a good idea.
"Ushishi I'll be back for you later principessa"
Omake:
The green haired illusionist entered the room before pausing and readjusting his view to focus on the blonde fake-prince lying prostrate on the floor. The one he almost could have happily fooled himself into believing was dead if it weren't for the fact that the body was most definitely breathing and laughing. Actually, he considered, would his sempai stop laughing even if he was dead? Oh well, he supposed he would find out in the end anyhow.
"Bel-sempai, why are you lying on the floor laughing? Have you finally completely lost your poor excuse for a mind?"
Stab. Stab. Stab.
"Shut up frog, it's none of your business"
"Ow~ Bel-sempai that hurts."
Bel still hadn't gotten up off the carpet floor.
"…So you finally figured out you have the hots for [Name]-san hunh, sempai?"
Fran was forced to run out the door as Bel was now most certainly up and knife ready.
You sighed as you heard something smash down the hallway from where you were. If anyone was spilling blood you most certainly were not cleaning it up.
Whoot! It's chapter 11! And I am back! THank you all for your patience! Don't forget that Anonymous reviews are active so everyone can review and request characters!
By the way, for those that don't know Japanese suffixes go as follows:
"-san" Usual respectful term for classmates, colleges, or someone you just met on the street. Peers or older people.
"-chan" Used for girls you are on personally friendly terms with. (Byakuran uses it for guys anyways just to show he can and because it's cute.)
"-kun" Same as above, but used for boys
"-sempai" upperclassman or a senior at work
"-sensei" term of respect used for a teacher, lawyer, doctor, or someone of equal postion and respect.
"-..." no suffix is VERY personal
"-sama" term used for a person of very high station, or of very high respect. Either gender.
Please keep in mind that this is just the basics and there are many others as well! Thank you!
A very special thanks to everyone who has reviewed so far. You guys are why I managed to get back into writing after my finals. I can't thank you enough! ARIGATOU!
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