OMG! IT'S A WEEK DAY UPDATE! How amazing is that? Ooh, and I get to go to school two hours later because of the possible snow and ice building up over night, and I live in Texas! Haha.

Okay so, this is NOT THE SPECIAL.

Sorry about that, but I'm still working on it. To give you some idea of how it's going; I'm currently approximately(less than) 7/16 done and it takes up a full 5 pages single spaced so far...yeah this is long and I think you'll understand why when you see it. On the plus side, the more actual chapters I post before the special comes out the longer the special will be.

Ooh~Here's a challenge, I've kind of given you all a really big hint, so if you think you know what the special is PM me and if you get it right I'll be happy to send you a sneak peek!

Arigatou! Now, on with the show...

~Dremagon


EDIT: Hehe, Thanks to Ezcap1st, I agreed with your review, but at the time I was writing this I wasn't sure how to explain it, but~ I finally do! Thanks a lot for giving me the brain wave! ^.^-

The edited part has been added to the chapter below!

HINT:

Okay, so far no one's gotten what the special is, so I'm going to through out another (few) hint(s) for you guys!

1) Go look at the fraction of how far I am through the special. There is a reason I did not just say less than half. The number corresponds to something. (No, it is not in a specific story) It should be kind of obvious if you look at it.

2) There is a reason the special will be longer for every extra chapter I post between now and it's release. Each character I have written for so far will be in the special. Any character I haven't written for will not.

3) Go look at people's reviews; if an idea is posted in a review before this edit then that is not it. ( Before Ezcap1st's review on 2011-02-06)

4) What else can I say...oh, I think that in at least one prior asked about/requested this. ( I checked) no, it is not a new character, but this should help in any case.

5) The review was for an even numbered chapter *winkwink* Good luck!


It's kinda funny…no, scratch that, it wasn't funny. Not at all.

"So. What do you want?" You asked in a civilly chilling tone as you glared up at the embarrassed blonde mafia boss standing at the end of your bed.

"Erm, well," he started, rubbing the back of his head awkwardly with one hand. "How are you feeling…?" He finished ever the more hesitant.

You continued to glare up at the man who was smartly, for once, standing at the end of your bed and out of your direct arm reach.

"What do you think." It was a flat answer in that sarcastic 'No-Sh*t Sherlock' tone of voice you never failed to pull off when you were particularly irritated.

And damn were you irritated.

Especially seeing as how you have to glare up at the man from your spot on a hospital bed and over your elevated cast enclosed leg. There was no way in hell that he would be allowed to get away with this one easily.

The following silence was only made all the more awkward as your gaze remained unrelenting upon the shuffling boss.

"I'm really sorry!" Dino finally burst out from the end of the bed and bowed profusely to you in apology.

"You think I don't know that?"

"Erm-well, i-it was kind of my fault…"
'kind of his-?' Oh for the love of-

"Dino," you said calmly making him look up suddenly as you gestured him calmly towards you. As he slowly approached you steeled yourself to remain the calm and collected image you were for now. Finally he was stand right next to you. "Um-"

He was abruptly cut off as your right hand flew up and fisted itself in the front of his shirt, violently yanking him down to your eyelevel so that you were in the perfect position to-

"KIND OF YOUR FAULT?" you bellowed in the poor boss' face, "THIS ENTIRE SITUATION IS COMPLETELY YOUR FAULT YOU MORON!" Finally the idiot was in your arms reach.

Hey, this was his fault and you had every right to be mad about it.

You had just been carrying a large bucket of soapy water upstairs to clean the bathroom-

The maids no longer went within 30ft of Dino's quarters with water since one of the new maids had left the shower head on while washing down the stall and then the stupid water absorbing reptile your boyfriend kept for a pet crawled in and ended up destroying half the mansion and one of your favorite vases. Dino just painted it red with his own blood and his men were too busy to have to deal with cleaning duty, so it all fell to you to take of any water required maintenance to his rooms and yours. Not that you really cared as long as it meant you didn't have to stay in a hotel two blocks from you house for another five weeks straight.

-when the blonde idiot, without any of his men (and they were in the CAVALONE MANSION for heaven's sake!), came strolling down the hallway only to trip over his own two feet and send his monstrous pet turtle, Enzio, hurtling right at you. Now Enzio didn't land in the bucket, you dodged that from happening. Unfortunately Dino had entirely underestimated your mad turtle dodging skills and decided to help out with his whip.

With none of his men around.

Unfortunately, the whip wrapped itself around your legs instead and, being on stairs and having your arms completely full, had sent you toppling down the very long staircase and the water from the bucket to go flying everywhere. 'Everywhere' including the still falling Enzio.

And that is how you ended up at the bottom of the stairs, crushed under an over 255 pound turtle with a bad attitude and very spiky shell.

Subsequently this was also how you ended up in the hospital with a broken leg and why you had every right in the world to be as mad as hell at the mafia boss. Such rights you were putting into active employment at this very moment.

However, luckily for Dino, his men were there to supply the much needed support aka drag their coughing boss out of your coke hold.

"So," Dino started, grinning shakily while rubbing his neck, "I'll see you again tomorrow?" The vase barely missed his head as he and his men ducked out of the hospital room and fled down the long white hallway.

"YOU ARE SO DEAD AS SOON AS I GET OUT OF HERE DINO CAVALONE!" resounding behind them.

You grumbled, settling down on your bed as you listened to your last threat to the blonde dispersing through out the hospital. Damn him getting out of your arms reach.

You were going to hunt down that blonde boyfriend of yours and teach him exactly how much trouble he had put you through if it was the last thing you did.

And he had better not think that he would be safe in one of his little mafia meetings either, Hell's wrath was a girl on crutches.

Extended ending:

"Haha! She sure is a feisty one you've got boss." Romario chortled as he and Dino walk out of the hospital entrance and towards to the sleek limo waiting for them.

"Y-yeah" was a Dino could manage in response as he tried not to ponder over what level of hellish wrath now awaited him in the future. Sadistic infant tutors, assassins, and enemy families he could deal with on a daily basis, but you on crutches…

He shivered violently, barely controlling himself. As much as he loved you your fury was the thing he did not, and yet to often found himself faced with.

He wondered why. That, and why he felt so hot all of a sudden under his jacket in the cool out side air. Maybe he was catching a fever? Perfect, just another handicap to slow him down when you came after him with the butter knife.

Omake:

You glared down at the retreating back of you boyfriend as he and Romario walked towards the limo. You irately wondered if you could set Dino's jacket on fire with your willpower alone from this distance and intensified your glare as you watched the blonde begin to twitch uncomfortably.

Hunh, maybe it was working…


So, what do you think? I'm not too sure about this one and it's rather sort, but it may make more sense later *Hint-Hint*

PLEASE READ THE AUTHOR NOTE AT THE TOP IF YOU HAVEN'T! IT'S SHORT AND IT MAY BE WORTH YOUR WHILE!

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Dremagon