Hey all you lovely people, let's see what those crazy kids do during this time of year.

Disclaimer: So not mine all hail Whedon, for he is God.

Killer Christmas

"I want a bigger one." Dru whined as Spike's flunkies stood up a monstress evergreen in the foyer.

"Anything bigger wouldn't fit in the house pet." Spike pointed out wrapping his arms around her waist.

"Then get a bigger house." She said in a way that sounded like "duh" should be on the end of that sentence.

"I'll start looking after Christmas." He promised.

"No no no!" Dru squealed. "I told you, red lights only! Spike! Their doing it all wrong! Wrong, wrong wrong!" She screamed shaking with rage.

"It's all right baby. You heard the lady!" Spike barked at the now cowering minions "Why don't we let the boys do this and we'll go have hot chocolate?" Spike grinned.

"Oooh yes please!" Dru beamed clapping her hands. As they walked hand in hand Dru smirked.

"What has you all smirky luv?"

"Can I have my presents?"

"It's not Christmas yet" He scolded as she perched on his lap with her mug.

"Just one?" She pouted

"No." He grinned, pecking her cheek.

"Spike, please?" She whined nibbling his earlobe.

"Alright, but just one." He said firmly.

"Oooooooooooooo." She giggled hopping up and running over to the mound of packages. All of which were addressed to her. She selected a small gold package from the bottom of the pile causing the whole thing to topple before prancing back to Spike.

"That's from me." As if they could be from somebody else.

Dru ripped the paper off like a toddler, opened the velvet box and gasped.

"Do you like it pet" Spike asked as he fastened the large diamond heart shaped pendent around her throat.

"It's so pretty" She smiled. "I got you something too." She smirked and then clapped her hands. Two minions came in pushing a blindfolded college freshman who had red ribbon tying her hands and she was gagged with mistletoe.

"Drusilla, this is exactly the one I wanted!" Spike beamed lifting her off her feet.

"I saw you eyeing her in the mall."

"She's perfect." He smiled slinking over to the girl and piercing the throat.

"How was she?" Dru asked when he'd finished.

"Delicious, seems a shame to throw her out though." Spike sighed.

"Hang her up." Dru barked at the surrounding vamps. "Merry Christmas my William." Drusilla grinned standing under the mouth of the now hung up corpse.

"Merry Christmas baby." Spike smiled and pulled her in for a kiss...

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