Al's writing.
Narration
Dear Scorpy,
I know everything. Yes, everything. I know the nickname your mom when you were three. I mean OBVIOUSLY. Scorpy? I'm not gay.
Scorpius shook his head. The number of girls Albus kissed you'd think he wouldn't have to tell people that. It was Albus' own fault though. He is pretty flamboyant.
I know all about that time when you nicked your father's broom when you were five.
A smile spread across Scorpius' face at the happy memory, it was the first time he had ever flown. "It's a good thing dad never found out about that. He'd skin me alive for being so 'careless'."
I knew you were there today in the library under the cloak. I also know you stole my last chocolate frog. You owe me.
So, tell me. Did you really thing you could date my cousin without me knowing? I mean come on! I'm not an idiot! Let me tell you right now that this was the stupidest thing you could have done. Her dad finds out? Bam. You're toast. Anymore of my relatives find out? Bam. You're toast. You hurt her? I won't think twice. Not even me, who knows EVERYTHING. TOAST!
At this point Scorpius stopped reading for a few minutes; he was so shocked that Al would think something so stupid. He hardly even talked to Rose, she was the one that was bloody in love with him, not the other way around!
The only way you'll get out of this alive and unscathed is if Rose breaks up with YOU. Good luck with that. Merlin knows she's in love with you. Even if she does break up with you Uncle Ron might explode with anger at finding out his little "angel" was going against his wishes and eat you. Well, not eat you, but do you much bodily harm.
Peace & Love,
Al
P.S. Ignore the love.
P.P.S. Well only a little
P.P.P.S. But seriously, I'm not kidding. TOAST.
P.P.P.P.S. BURNT TOAST!
Scorpius started shaking with laughter but he had to hold it in, Binns would kill him! Well maybe not, he is just a ghost. Scorpius focused on breathing regularly as much as he could and barely made it to the end of class before he burst into laughter.
So Al is, you know, special and stuff :) He's pretty weird lets just put it that way, but not gay by the way. Nope, he likes girls. Very much.
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Peace, love, and burnt toast
~Lavender