Hello my darlings. I'm back, and very upset that I have gotten no reviews on the previous chapter so far. Is it because I've failed you? Or that fanfiction . Net is being a douche? Hmm, I hope it's the latter. I'm going to stop updating until I get at least two to three reviews on each chapter, it's only fair. I'm not going to update for readers that I don't know what they like or want. Anyway on with the chapter. (I still love you, even if you don't review...)

BTW am I a bad person for mentally laughing when I read it and delete the 's' in eyes when I'm writing about Roy? XD IT'S SO FUNNY! Ahahahaha...handicapped. (Don't take that personally if you're handicapped, I laugh at everyone in this world.) I also get laughs when thinking about Edward hopping on one leg. Also it's funny if you imagine Roy trying to sell matches on the streets. XD

Warnings-Language, mentioned drug use (don't do drugs), Lemon! ;D

What a fucking day, Roy thought as he walked into his house. Hawkeye had bombarded him with paperwork today and didn't even give him a break! Does she know how hard it is to read through papers with a gun to your head? Then Havoc had to go and comment on Archer's pale complexion, with Archer right behind him. Roy never thought he'd hear the end of Frank's yelling. "Keep your ash covered subordinates in line, Mustang! Hakuro's on my side remember!" Pth, fucking Frank Archer and General Hakuro, Roy hated both of them with a passion. What the hell would Hakuro do to him that Archer threatened? They were the same rank! Plus Fuhrer Grumman was on Roy's side. Roy was detached from his thoughts when he found Edward sitting in the kitchen, toying with a bottle.

"Edward?" Roy said quietly and hesitantly. Edward lifted his gaze from the bottle and looked at Roy with dull gold eyes. Roy internally cursed, he saw the anger hidden in them. How had Edward found his booze? It didn't matter because Edward was now mad, and it would not end well for Roy.

"Sit," Edward commanded. Roy sighed and obeyed, not wanting to further Edward's rage. He looked down at the table as Edward spoke, "why do you drink so much?" His voice was soft. Roy shook his head, "I don't know," he murmured. Edward scoffed, "don't lie to me. Why do you drink so much?"

Roy struggled to answer, his eyes glued to the table. Edward stared down the man, searching for answers. The man slowly opened his mouth, "I suppose I drink because it helps me forget," he said softly. Edward held back his tears, "forget what?" he asked softly. Roy shut his eyes tightly, "everything, I can't take any more losses. I lost everything I loved. All of my mistakes. I just want to forget them." he said as Edward glared at him.

"So am I a mistake? Do you drink to forget me?" Edward said, his voice cracking. Roy looked at Edward with wide eyes. "No, I never want to forget you. Edward, I don't know what I'd do if you weren't here right now. I'd probably drink myself to death," Roy confessed. Edward let a single tear slide down his face, "then stop drinking, please. You can move on from your mistakes, I can help. Please just can you try to stop drinking? For me?" Edward pleaded. Roy nodded and smiled gently, holding back his own tears. He got up and took the bottle from Edward's hands, he hesitated at first but let the Roy have the bottle.

Roy gulped hard before opening the cap and pouring the alcohol down the drain. Edward got up and hugged Roy tightly from behind, burying his face in Roy's back. Roy took Edward's hand and kissed it before going on to the other bottles and draining them all except for one new bottle, just in case he needed a little. He sighed deeply, he just drained at least one hundred dollars. It was for Edward though, he'd stop drinking for Edward. Edward got up on his tip toes and kissed the back of Roy's ear.

"Thank you," he said softly.

Roy smiled and chuckled darkly, "after all the drugs that I've tried I never thought alcohol would be the one to get me hooked." He really never did expect it. He had smoked marijuana, he liked it but it had made him tired, hungry, and unproductive. Cocaine made him want to run around in circles for hours. Heroine made him want to cry and blow his brains out. Tobacco was a joke. Alcohol had made him calmer, made him relax and forget his troubles. He didn't think he was addicted until Edward brought it up just now, he did have at least one drink a day. No more though, he would try to stop. It would be hard but he could do it, couldn't he?

Edward held him tighter, "I don't wanna know about what you've done," he mumbled. Roy chuckled, "I don't want to tell you anyway." Edward gave a sad smile, even though Roy couldn't see it. Roy turned around to face Edward and smiled sadly back at him. "It'll be hard for me, but I think I can try for you," Roy said softly. Edward got up on his tiptoes and kissed Roy's pale lips, he was about to break the kiss but Roy had wrapped his arms around Edward's waist and held him there as he probed his mouth with his tongue. Edward moaned softly into the kiss and stroked Roy's tongue with his own.

Roy growled into the kiss and moved down to Edward's neck and began sucking lightly on the skin. Edward lightly gripped the short black tendrils of Roy's hair. Roy hands traveled down and began to squeeze and massage Edward's behind, giving Edward a hint at what he wanted. Edward whined in Roy's ear before licking the shell of it. Roy pulled back and looked deep into Edward's eyes, Edward looked back at him and nodded slightly. With the signal to go forward, Roy lifted Edward by his thighs. Edward wrapped his legs around Roy's waist and began marking Roy's neck with love bites of his own.

They remained intertwined as they ascended the stairs. Edward held on tight to Roy's neck, breathing deeply as his pants tightened with the thought of what they were going to do. The more aroused he got the more he could feel Roy's arousal against his own, which made him even more aroused. They finally reached Roy's bedroom and Roy lay Edward on the maroon covers. Edward stared at Roy with love and lust in his eyes. Roy's cock screamed at him to just take the boy right there.

"Are you a virgin?"

"Yes," came the timid reply, and Roy licked his lips.

Roy knew he couldn't go too fast for the boy. He would be slow and seduce the boy thoroughly, wait until the boy was screaming at him to take him. Roy unbuttoned his uniform and slid the jacket off, Edward leaned forward and undid the first few buttons on the older man's white button up shirt before Roy moved his hands out of the way. "I want to see you first," he whispered into the boy's ear. Edward shivered but dragged Roy on top of him and then flipped the man under him. He straddled the man's hips and began sliding off the black tank top, revealing his sun kissed skin.

Edward stood up in front of Roy and the man leaned up to watch as the golden boy stripped. His midnight blue eye raked over the boy's petite, muscular form. Edward flushed slightly but soon pouted and began unbuttoning his pants, refusing to show his nervousness. He blushed furiously feeling the Flame Alchemist's eye on him. Edward gave the man a grin before dropping his pants with his underwear at the same time. He kicked them off and gasped when Roy pulled him onto the bed and climbed on top of him and stared down Edward's body.

"Gorgeous," the man whispered into Edward's ear. Edward shook his head, "ugly," he whispered back. Roy took Edward's face in his hands and looked deeply into his eyes, "stop thinking that because it's not true. You're gorgeous, every part of you." Edward nodded and nuzzled Roy's hands with his face. Roy kissed his forehead down to his cheek, to his lips, down his neck and then to his chest, he lingered on the boy's nipple. His tongue swirled around it and his fingers tweaked and played with the other. Edward moaned and squirmed beneath Roy, he'd never felt such pleasure.

More kisses down his stomach down to the aching need between his legs. Roy licked the tip of Edward's hard cock before taking the entire thing into his mouth. Edward shrieked and gripped the sheets, writhing and moaning in pure rapture. He was always ashamed of how small he was, but if Roy could fit the whole thing in his mouth he supposed it wasn't all bad. Roy swallowed and sucked around the boy's cock. "Roy! Ah!" Edward moaned and called out. The muscles in his stomach coiled together and he felt like he would explode. Just then Roy left his cock with a 'pop'. Edward stared at him in disbelief.

"You dirty bastard!" Edward shrieked at him. Roy chuckled, "there's more where that came from, don't you worry," he said chuckling, he then whispered in Edward's ear, "I just want us to cum together." Edward shivered and pulled Roy down for a passionate kiss. Roy broke the kiss and smirked, he crawled back down to Edward's crotch and pulled his legs apart and up. "What are you doing?" Edward asked sheepishly. Roy only smirked at him before licking Edward's entrance. Edward gasped as Roy pushed his tongue inside of him.

Roy swirled his tongue inside his young lover, lubricating his tight, hot, smooth walls. Feeling how good the boy felt on his tongue he couldn't wait to get his cock inside. He removed his tongue and pushed in one of his long pale fingers inside Edward. Edward rolled his head and groaned, "Do we have to do this? Can't you just shove it in? Oh shit that feels good."

Roy chuckled at Edward's anxiousness, "it'll hurt if I don't do this," he said quietly, adding another finger inside. Edward whined as Roy spread his fingers apart, "if you don't get your little fucking prick inside me right now I will rip it off and shove it in there myself!" he screamed at the man. Roy chuckled once more and took his fingers out, "if you insist," he said smirking.

He got on his knees and unbuttoned his pants and slid them down to reveal his engorged cock. Edward gaped at it's size, it had to be at least ten inches. "Big fucking prick..." Edward murmured. Edward looked into Roy's eyes, "will it even fit?" he asked innocently. Roy smirked and licked his lips, "we'll just have to make it fit."

Edward blushed and nodded, "don't we need lube? I mean you lubed me but I don't know if I could-" Roy cut him off, "you don't have to do anything you don't want to do." Edward shut his mouth and nodded. Roy grabbed the lotion from his night table and slathered his cock in it, pumping it a few times, hissing. Edward licked his lips and spread his legs in invitation, Roy settled himself between them and looked into Edward's eyes.

"Are you sure about this?" he asked quietly.

"Positive, now fuck me," Edward answered.

"Not fuck, make love," Roy said gently, caressing Edward's cheek. Edward nodded and kissed Roy. They broke apart for air soon after. Roy looked back at Edward who was panting lightly and staring at Roy's muscles.

"Edward."

"Hmm?"

"I love you."

"I love you too, Ro-AH!" Edward shrieked as Roy pushed the tip of his wide, long cock inside past the first few rings of muscle. Roy groaned at the boy's tight, hot, smooth walls. It was like his cock was encased in silk. Edward panted and moaned, it stung a bit but the pleasure blocked most of the pain out.

After about five minutes of pushing in and about ten minutes of adjusting later Edward nodded at Roy,

"Move."

With those words Roy began to slowly pull out and push back in deep. Edward breathed in deeply and moaned out Roy's name. Roy moaned with Edward, it was like a chorus in Roy's bedroom. Roy continued thrusting at a constant pace and he soon hit Edward's prostate. "AH! HOLYSHITWHATTHE FUCKWASTHATDOITAGIAN!" He screamed at the top of his lungs gripping Roy's hair. Roy chuckled and buried his face in the nape of Edward's neck and kissed a hickey. He began thrusting faster and harder, determined to please his lover. He groaned into the boy's neck, the vibrations coursing through Edward's body.

Edward panted and whined, clawing down Roy's back. Roy's hand trailed down Edward's stomach and gripped his cock and began pumping it in time with his thrusts. Edward moaned loudly, "I-I think I'm gonna cum!"

Roy groaned and began thrusting as fast and as hard as he could, (OOC I just took a big chug of Root Beer and it went up my nose, IT'S EVERYWHERE! ON THE KEYBOARD! DX YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING ME!) he moaned, "I'm gonna cum too, babe." Edward shouted Roy's name and came hard onto their stomachs, white ribbons flying from his cock. Roy moaned and shouted Edward's name as he too, came. His seed filling Edward's bowels, Roy collapsed on top of Edward and pulled himself from Edward as he flipped over next to Edward. Edward turned over and clung to Roy's chest.

They lay there panting for the next ten minutes. Edward began lightly playing with the hairs on Roy's chest and looked up at him with mischievous and pleading eyes, "can I do that?" Roy looked at the boy confused, "do what?" he asked. Edward leaned up and looked down at Roy, "can I do that to you?"

Roy's eyes grew wide, he'd never had that done to him before. Edward's eyes were so large and cute though, and he had just gotten it. It was only fair right? He should've expected this, being with a man of course he's not going to just take it up the ass all the time, he's going to want a chance to give it. Roy sighed, he'd let him.

..o (I'm not writing that. AWKWARD TURTLE.)

Roy and Edward lay next to each other awkwardly. Not what Edward had expected. Roy hadn't expected it to be that bad either. Edward was too short to even kiss Roy while he was in between Roy's legs. His penis was too short to find Roy's prostate too, that made him want to cry in embarrassment. That would never happen again.

"I'm sorry," Edward rasped out. Roy chuckled, "it's fine, you were curious, and hell I was too." Edward blushed and nodded. Roy turned on his side and smirked at Edward, "but there is a way you can repay me," he said lustfully. Edward smiled at him, "yeah?" Roy got up on his knees and gently took Edward's arm.

"Get on all fours," Roy smirked. Edward laughed and complied, "you're such a bastard." He got on all fours and stared at Roy, "now what, oh great Flame Bastard?" Roy got behind him and his smirk got wider, "lean down with your ass in the air," he commanded. Edward made a seductive 'oh', and did so, spreading himself wide for Roy to see. Roy licked his lips as he watched Edward's hole twitch in anticipation. He could see some of his semen still inside the boy. He crept up closer behind Edward and positioned himself before saying, "call me Daddy." (OOC: I love it when you call me BIG POPPA!)

"Oh you sick bastard!" Edward looked behind him, glaring at the man. Roy shrugged, "either that or I can get the cock rings out." Edward's eyes widened, "Oh fuck me Daddy!" He said shaking his ass. Roy chuckled, "that a boy," with that being said he slapped the boy's ass pushing in. "Ah! Oh Daddy! You're so big! Tear my ass apart!" Edward shouted. Roy began thrusting and groaning, his balls slapping against Edward's.

"Where'd you learn to talk like that you naughty, dirty boy?" Roy said spanking Edward repeatedly. Edward moaned as Roy thrust and slapped him at the same time. "Ohh I've been so bad, Daddy! You gotta fuck me to teach me a lesson! Ah, ah, ah!" Edward moaned, looking behind him. Roy licked his lips and looked into Edward's eyes as he thrust harder and grabbed his cock. Roy mentally laughed, this was Edward's third time having sex and he already knew how to talk dirty. Edward growled and pushed back against Roy, "harder, Daddy! You bastard!" he yelped. Roy slapped his ass again but harder, "not bastard, Edward," he said, but complying to Edward's wishes and thrusting at a harder and faster pace.

Edward growled again and pushed back against Roy so hard that Roy fell backwards, Edward climbed on top of the man and kissed him sloppily. Roy returned the kiss and felt his mouth water as Edward turned around and hovered above his cock. Edward looked back at him and cried out as he took in Roy's massive member once more. Straddling Roy's hips he began bouncing on the man's cock. Roy groaned and watched his cock slip in and out of Edward's hot, beautiful body.

"Ah, Roy...I'm gonna cum," Edward moaned throwing his head back, the sound of their skin slapping together getting louder. Roy groaned out Edward's name, the boy screamed Roy's name as he came once more. Roy moaned as Edward tightened around him, the muscles twitching. Edward continued to bounce on Roy, wanting Roy to cum again. Which is just what the man did with a loud groan and calling out Edward's name. Edward stopped bouncing and panted lightly, enjoying the feel of Roy's cum shoot inside him.

Edward got up off of Roy, his cock leaving him with a slurping noise. The boy collapsed next to the man and rested his head against his chest. They both panted unevenly, Edward buried his face in the man's armpit, happily sated. Roy swallowed the spit in his mouth and continued panting, "love you, Edward."

"Mmmm love you too Bastard," Edward said smiling. Roy kissed the top of the boy's head, "we are going to need a long shower in the morning," he murmured. Edward chuckled, "I reckon I'd like that."

They both soon took the invitation of sleep, and rested peacefully for once.

..o

Edward sat in the middle of a pure white room, the only thing going through his mind was; fuck. He looked behind him and sighed as he was greeted with the magnificent sight of the Gate. He stood up an growled at the proud looking Gate, the statues of the souls it took looking dreadful as usual. Suddenly he heard the multi-toned voice chuckle. Edward shivered, it sounded like a woman, a man, and a child at the same time. It continued laughing at Edward and he clenched his fist, "Haven't I given you enough?" he screamed.

That made it laugh harder, "you didn't think we'd let you see your precious family and man for free, did you?" it said in a mocking tone.

With that being said, it opened and thousands of tiny hands reached out and grabbed Edward's hips. Edward struggled and fought but with no avail. He stared into the Gate's thousand of eyes in terror. The one huge smile continuing to mock him. Edward blocked his ears as the sound of infants crying went off like a siren.

The only thing left to wonder was what the fuck would happen to him now.

.oO.o

BTW the amount of food consumed during the making of this chapter is disgusting.

Kitty- This only took me like four days! :D I wasn't going to update because of the lack of reviews but I'll give you one last chance. When I get at least three reviews I'll start working and or update.

Edward- WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GONNA DO TO ME?

Kitty- In do time young one. Now go! Go and suck Roy's cock!

Edward- I really hate you.

Rrreeeevviiiieeeeewwwwww, I'll die if you dooonnn'tt Dx