Sup' niggers? (OH NO SHE DIDN'T!) Yeah I did. Anyway. A lot of people are saying I'm a review whore. Well you know what I say to them, HELL YEAH! I love reviews, I love em'. I wine em' and dine em' and then we get freaky in between the sheets. My reviews cum at least three times in a night. And I'm sorry if I start a new paragraph everytime someone talks, I try not to but my paragraphs get so H UGE! ALSO YOU HAVE NOT SEEN ME IN FOREVER! I am sorry, but things are crazy right now. I'm hormonal, I just started birth control and I'm now on Zoloft. There's a lot of testing going on in school and I have decided my grades are more important than my fanfiction. I have not forgotten you. I am working on a one-shot along with Rewind. Look for it soon. I'm going to call it Howl At The Moon so look out for that. But sorry again that I haven't been writing, just a shit ton of...well, shit is goin' down. June 1 through 3rd I won't be anywhere near a computer I am going on an overnight field trip to NYC. So yeah, times is busy. xP On with the chapter.
Warnings-Language, mentions of sex,
Roy loved sleep, loved it. He wished he could sleep forever, sprawled out on his bed, his Edward in his arms. He'd most likely wake up with morning wood, and he would ask Edward to take care of it. Maybe Edward would. Roy buried face deeper in the pillow, inhaling Edward's scent.
"Roy."
No. He wanted to sleep, more sleep. The voice came again but louder, "Roy!" He groaned and glanced at the clock. It read 3:30 AM, he slammed back into the pillow.
"GET UP YOU BASTARD!"
Roy shot up and looked around. Edward was nowhere to be seen. He looked towards the bathroom and saw the lights on and the door open. Groaning, he rose from the bed and walked into the bathroom. Edward sat on the toilet and stared at Roy angrily. "Did you do this!" Edward screeched. Roy yawned and gave Edward a curious look, "did what?" he asked innocently enough.
Edward growled, stood up, dropping his pants, and lifted his penis up. "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?"
Roy stared in awe, he swallowed the spit in his mouth and began chuckling. He walked closer, Edward continued to glare at him. Roy got down on his knees and poked at it, he pushed the lips aside, "well Edward from what I can see it's a vagina, a very nice one at that," he said chuckling. Edward slapped his hands away, "I know what the fuck it's called, but why the fuck do I have it?" he growled. Roy got up and shrugged his shoulders. "I have no clue, why are you even up?" he asked. Edward huffed, "I woke up and had to throw up like five times. After that I went to go pee and you know I kinda noticed that my BALLS ARE GONE!" He yelled angrily. Roy tried to stop laughing and tried to hide his curiosity.
Roy walked out of the bathroom, "do you wanna go to the doctor's?" he asked sitting on the bed. Edward followed him and sighed, "not really, I mean I don't really trust a doctor whose going to tell fucking reporters, 'oh the Fullmetal Alchemist's back, and he has a pussy.'" he said sitting next to Roy. Roy looked at him, "I know a doctor that wouldn't do that. We're sort of friends. He's pretty confidential anyway, but with me he wouldn't say anything." Roy explained, placing a hand on Edward's thigh. Edward hummed, "I guess, but I had a weird dream too," Roy raised a brow. "I was in front of the Gate and it said I hadn't payed yet, then it grabbed my hips. Do you think that this is what it was talking about?" he said biting his lip.
"Possibly. When do you want to go to the doctor?" Roy asked. Edward sighed and lay down on the bed. He placed his hand on Roy's, "not now, in the morning." Roy looked back at him, "until then you wanna try out the new hole?" he said smirking. Edward rolled his eyes, "no, you big bastard." Roy sighed, "I'm a little hungry, maybe a taste?" he said licking his lips. Edward glared at him, "No, you will not touch it. I am male." he said growling. Roy groaned and lay back next to Edward, "you're a tease." Edward turned over and shut his eyes, ignoring the man. Roy too turned over and curled against Edward, kissing his neck.
"Roy, you're not touching it."
"Damn."
..oO.o
BANG BANG BANG.
"ROY MUSTANG GET YOUR ASS OUT OF BED!"
Roy bolted out of bed and ran to the door. He practically fell down the stairs and opened the door, "And a good morning to you too Lieutenant." he said smiling at Hawkeye. "Roy? Who is that?" Edward yelled from upstairs. Roy swallowing the saliva in his mouth, "No one babe," he yelled back. Hawkeye's eyes widened, "yes Roy, who is that?" she said suspiciously. She pushed the man aside and stepped into his domain. Roy chased after her as she stomped up the stairs.
"No Hawkeye, it's really no one!" Roy said trying to catch her. She shook her head, "well they need to know that you have to go to work." She said walking into Roy's bedroom. Her eyes widened in shock, Edward stared back at her in shock as well. "H-hey," Edward stammered. Hawkeye stood there, dumbfounded, "I thought you were dead..." she whispered. She walked towards him and he flinched. She wrapped her arms around the young man and placed her head on top of his. Edward's eye grew wide, but he returned the embrace hesitantly. She soon released him and resumed her strict self, "why didn't you tell me he was alive?" she said smacking the back of Roy's head. He flinched and sighed, "I guess it...slipped my mind?" he lied. Hawkeye glared at him, "get dressed and go to work now," she seethed.
"But," he started but she gave him a glare and he shut his mouth. Edward sighed, "go to work Roy, we can do go see the doctor later." Hawkeye gave Edward a confused look, "what's wrong Edward? Is it something that only Roy can do?" she asked questioningly. Edward glanced at Roy and shook his head, "I guess I can trust you. Roy go get ready and go to work, Hawkeye will take care of it and I'll call you after the appointment," he said softly, flushing slightly. Roy sighed and nodded, "Lieutenant, take him to see Dr. Knox. Tell him it's for me," Roy said grabbing some clothes. She nodded and Edward gently took her arm and led her outside and downstairs into the other bathroom.
Edward sat down on the toilet and sighed, "if I show you why I have to go to the doctor, will you promise not to be disgusted by me?" he asked quietly. Hawkeye nodded, "I would never think any different of you for something that's not your fault, Edward," she said with a small smile. Edward smiled back, she really was his friend. Edward nodded, "I woke up and started throwing up. I don't know why, but I did. So then I had to pee and I looked to...you know, cock the gun...," he said blushing. He slid his pants down and showed Hawkeye his newly acquired equipment. She blushed with her eyes growing wide. "And then I noticed that I had this," he said looking away from Hawkeye in embarrassment. She swallowed the saliva in her mouth and straightened her back, "is there any idea of how you got this? You didn't have it last night?" she asked gently. Edward shook his head, "probably the Gate. I don't really know, I didn't have it for most of last night. We...went to bed and I woke up to throw up and that's when I noticed it," he explained.
Hawkeye blushed and nodded. Edward pulled his pants back up and went to go get dressed. Soon he and Roy came down the stairs both dressed. Roy in his uniform and Edward in his black vest and jacket with his leather pants. She couldn't help but notice Roy staring at Edward's ass, the man had a one-track mind. Edward sighed, "we ready to go?" he asked, giving them both a small smile. Hawkeye nodded and stood walking out of the house. Roy and Edward kissed quickly before following her, unsure if she knew that they were together. They both got into the car and began driving, Hawkeye dropped Roy off and threatened him, "if I come back and none of your paperwork is done you can kiss your ass goodbye," she said before driving off.
She only had to drive to the other side of Headquarters. Edward vaguely remembered the name Knox, he must be one of the military doctors. They walked in silently, Hawkeye began talking to the woman at the front desk. "I need to see Dr. Knox, tell him it's from General Mustang," she said calmly. The woman nodded and picked up the phone, "Dr. Knox, a woman and boy are here to see you from General Mustang." A loud buzz cam through the door and Hawkeye nodded Edward over and went through the door. They walked in the white medical room and Hawkeye greeted the scruffy man wearing glasses that Edward assumed was Dr. Knox.
Edward starred at the man flushing, this creep would have to look down there? The man smiled and put his hand out for Edward, "hi, I'm Dr. Knox, Mustang just called me about you and told me your having some issues down there." he said gently. Edward flushed and nodded, taking his hand and shaking it firmly. Dr. Knox led him over to a gynecologist chair. Dr. Knox and Hawkeye turned away as Edward changed into a hospital gown. He sat down in the chair and Dr. Knox settled between his legs. "Oh my, I haven't seen a hermaphrodite this developed ever before. Usually the parents give them a sex change after their born," he said gently prodding at it with gloved fingers. Edward sighed, "I wasn't born this way. I woke up last night, threw up, and noticed that my freakin' balls were gone!" he said making fists.
Dr. Knox gave him a strange look, "throwing up and you acquired this? Do you know at all how this could've happened? Mustang told me about your past and something about a gate?" he said curiously. Edward nodded, "The Gate, it's like a god. It's not nice at all, it's all business. I'm pretty sure it gave me this. I had a dream and it implied that I had to pay, maybe this is what it was talking about, " Edward explained. Dr. Knox nodded, "do you mind if I do blood work?" he asked. Edward shivered, "do you have to?" he said quivering. Dr. Knox nodded, "it would help quite a bit. I'll look at the vagina while a nurse takes the blood," he said, walking over to the phone and calling one in. Edward looked at Hawkeye with pleading eyes that said, please don't let them do this. She walked over and gently took his hand, "you'll be okay," she said reassuringly.
A nurse came in with a needle and a vile, Dr. Knox waved her over and began pushing Edward's vaginal lips aside. Edward shivered at the feeling, it wasn't very pleasant. His hands were cold and the nurse was wrapping a tourniquet around his arm. She lightly slapped the juncture between his bicep and forearm. Edward began panting. "Hey, look at me Edward," Hawkeye said lightly squeezing Edward's hand. Edward stared into her amber eyes and breathed deep. The needle was inserted into his skin the same time as Dr. Knox took two fingers and lightly opened Edward's vagina. Edward didn't even feel the needle, but he gasped and squeezed Dr. Knox's fingers together as a reaction. Dr. Knox chuckled, "strong down here, huh? I'm not going to hurt you, just relax," he said opening Edward up again.
Edward relaxed his body and smiled as the nurse walked away with the vile. Hawkeye smiled back at him, "that wasn't so bad," she said with a warm smile. Edward nodded and gasped as Dr. Knox removed his fingers. He took the gloves off and stood up straight. "It's a normal healthy vagina from what I can see," he said. Edward 'tch'-ed. He chuckled slightly, "I have one question though, have you had any sexual activity lately?" he asked. Edward blushed and nodded. Hawkeye stared at him in disbelief, he had only been with one person. That could only mean he and Mustang were together. Dr. Knox nodded, "male or female and before or after you got the vagina?" he asked casually. "M-male and before," Edward said still blushing. The man nodded and the nurse returned with a sheet of paper, he looked it over and a confused look crossed over his features. "Did you run it twice?" he asked the nurse. She nodded, "same results," she said with a small smirk on her face.
Dr. Knox sighed and waved her off. She walked out of the room and Dr. Knox grabbed something out of the cabinets. He handed it to Hawkeye and her eyes gaped at the box. "Help him with this, would you?" he asked, wiping his forehead. She swallowed and nodded. Edward got up and followed Hawkeye, they walked into the bathroom and she handed him the plastic stick. "Pee on the thin side and show it to me when you're done, okay?" she said quietly. Edward nodded and and sat down on the toilet. He aimed his penis down at the stick and relieved himself. (OOC- can guys do that? Idk...) He shook the stick a few times and handed the clean side to Hawkeye. He sat there awkwardly before she looked at him, "you had sex with the General?" she asked with a slight flush on her face. Edward's eyes went wide, "y-yeah...we did," he said flushing. She nodded and showed him the stick. It had a pink plus sign on it and he stared at it curiously, "what does it mean?" he asked. She sighed, "you're pregnant."
Edward stared at her in disbelief, "wha-what?" he whispered. She gave him a sympathetic look, "you're pregnant," she repeated. Edward shook his head, "no, I can't be. I-we...we did it in the back I can't be pregnant! I'm a boy!" he shouted tears springing to his eyes. She pulled him into and embrace and let him cry into her shoulder. "I don't know how or why but you are pregnant. It's up to you and the General if you want to keep it," she said softly. Edward sobbed openly, "I can't kill it! It's a human being! How am I gonna tell Roy?" he cried. She pulled him into her lap and rubbed his back as he cried into her bosom.
What would he do now?
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Kitty- I'm sorry this took so long! So much crap is going on! I will try to write faster but I can't make any promises. I WILL NOT ABANDON THIS STORY! No matter what, I don't care how long it takes. I know the disappointment when someone abandons a story. It sucks.
Edward- You suck. * pouts *
Kitty- Shut up, Prego.
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