Rigby was in his friends garage. Skips' place.

"Rigby? What is it?" the yeti asked, confused seeing as Mordecai wasn't with the raccoon.

"Tell me everything you know about vampires." Rigby said, bluntly, looking into space. His mind kept wandering off to his frequent nightmares, his inability to beat Mordecai, the vampire chaos…but he had enough focus to hear Skips.

"Are you saying that Hi-5 and Eileen's crazy speech turned you into a believer?" the yeti asked, simply.

"No, that speech was lame…with a capital yellow spell—er—I mean L!" the raccoon said, shaking his head trying to get himself to focus.

"So, why ya' asking?"
"Well…I…sorta got attacked by vampires, then I believed them, and last night we had this really close call and-" Skips held his hand up to stop Rigby's talking.

"You believe in vampires?"
Rigby frowned, and hesitated, leaving Skips waiting.

"Well?"

"YES!" the raccoon suddenly exclaimed. He continued by pointing out that HE WAS NEXT! Skips rolled his eyes.

"And what makes you think that you're next?" the yeti asked.

Rigby explained the website. Skips was taken aback.

"Dude…those are the actual symptoms!" he cried out.

"See what I mean?" Rigby responded.

"Alright, I'll tell ya' what I know. First of all, vampires love blood. Garlic fends them off. That whole 'crosses' and 'holy water' stuff however, is bogus. The only way to cure a vampire infection is to do one of the following:

Slay the head vampire

Cure the head vampire

Win a challenge with the head vampire

And most of all, vampires can hypnotize one with a look in the eyes. The more vampires there are, the more powerful the head vampire becomes. The more powerful the head vampire becomes, the more powerful their vampire followers become. Two vampires let the followers talk. Three vampires make it possible for them to transform into bats. Four vampires lets them hypnotize. Five vampires…well, let's hope it doesn't get to five vampires."

Rigby nodded, writing it down on a notepad he seemed to pull from nowhere. When Skips was done with his lecture, the raccoon ran off. He then visited Mordecai.

"Another rematch?" the blue jay asked, while playing a different video game. Rigby didn't respond, and instead took Mordecai's piggy bank.

"Hey!" Mordecai yelled, getting up and chasing after Rigby.

"Sorry dude!" The raccoon said as he dove out the window.

Mordecai burst through the front door.

"Give that back!" the bird cried out. But Rigby was long gone.

…

A while later, Rigby came back. He handed Mordecai a dime.

"Here's your piggy bank." The raccoon said meekly.

"My pig—dude! What did you spend it on?"

"Garlic." Rigby said, a bit more prideful than before.

"Wait…this vampire stuff again?" Mordecai said, getting upset.

"Dude! This is important!" Rigby responded. Mordecai instead began crossing his arms.

"Oh…dude…no…don't…"

"You've really done it Rigby…"

"Mordecai! I'm saving everyone's lives!"

But it was too late. Mordecai had crossed his arms and turned away from Rigby.

"Dude!" Rigby exclaimed, pounding on Mordecai.

"Don't be mad at me, don't freaking be mad at me!"

Mordecai didn't respond. After a while Rigby gave up and left. Wonderful. His best friend hated him now.

…

Fourth Meeting

In the trailer, Rigby told Eileen and Hi-5 everything that Skips told him. Then all of them heard a demented "Ah-hah-hah-hah!"

The trio turned and looked out one of the trailer windows.

"OH CRUD!" Rigby cried out as he looked at the oversized head of his fellow employee.

"Pops!" Hi-5 exclaimed. Then, the vampire Pops burst through the wall of the trailer. Rigby dove out of the way, as did Eileen. Hi-5 however locked eyes with Pops, frightfully.

"Pops…" Hi-5 started, before his voice drifted off. Then, in a second, Hi-5 just floated there. Simply floating, not doing anything else.

"What's he doing?" Rigby whispered to Eileen.

"Four vampires let's them…" she whispered back, before Rigby understood. Pops brought Hi-5 close.

"Let you do the joining of our clan!" he said, before laughing dementedly again. Suddenly, a trinket hit his oversized head, disturbing Pops focus. Hi-5 was freed. The ghost made a mad dash out of there as Pops let out a fearsome roar. Rigby and Eileen followed Hi-5.

"How could this have happened?" Rigby cried out.

Suddenly a dark shape swooped down, towards Eileen.

"Eileen!" Hi-5 yelled out, before running into a tree. The dark shape passed over Eileen's figure, and in a second, both were gone.

"NO!" Rigby yelled, before tripping and landing at the feet of Vampire Starla.

Meanwhile, Eileen was being carried high-up by a vampire Margaret.

"Hey there…friend…" the bird said, with an unfriendly smile.

Eileen struggled to get out, before looking below her. In that second, she held onto the vampire carrying her, if only for dear life.

"Margaret…put me down…please…put..me…down…" Eileen said, nervous. Instead Margaret landed on top of a building.

"Nowhere to go now. Time for you to join your friend, Eileen." She said, grinning.

The Playco armboy broke. While Starla had Rigby in her grasp, Rigby realized that when he tripped, he broke both his armboy and his legboy. Muscle Woman was ready to bite. That's when Hi-5 stepped in. Rigby, having been grabbed around the waist, signaled for Hi-5 to rescue him. The ghost floated towards him.

"Up-high!" he screamed. Rigby obeyed, hi-fiving.

"Down-low!"

Rigby did the same. In a second, he floated right out of Starla's grasp.

"Yeah, this is just like that time we went to your birthday!" ghost Rigby cried out as he floated into the night with Hi-5. The two locked eyes.

"Yeah…I guess I owed you one since you saved me from Pops."

"Don't mention it."

In that second, Rigby felt finally that he had made a true friend.

"Dude! Eileen!" Hi-5 exclaimed. Rigby shook himself out of the trance. Then, the two hurried towards the sound of Eileen's screaming.

Margaret was still holding Eileen. She knew that the floating ghost was going to be here soon, and she didn't want to spoil the opportunity. She could just see the look on Hi-5's face when he witnessed Eileen turn into a vampire. Sure enough, the ghost showed up. It just wasn't who she expected.

"Rigby?" She said, confused. Hi-5 used her brief loss of focus as an advantage. Rigby began ranting on about having to use the purple spell, as he recalled the details of his latest loss. While Rigby was busy confusing Margaret, the bird was too busy looking at him to notice Hi-5 giving Eileen Hi-fives. She felt Eileen drift out of her hands.

"What? NO!" she exclaimed as the three ghosts flew away and back to the trailer, where Hi-5 took to promptly changing them back.

"I didn't know you could do that!" Eileen explained.

"Eh, I started working on it ever since I was fired. Lots of free time."

Eileen giggled a bit, which somehow made Rigby feel weird. As if she wasn't supposed to be giggling for the ghost, but instead for him. Strange. The night ended with no further troubles, and Rigby awoke to find himself on the couch instead of his trampoline.

"Rigby…" said a voice. Mordecai's voice.

"It's time to rid your head of this vampire stuff."

Rigby gasped at what his best friend was trying to do.

"Dude, there's no way you can make me not believe." The raccoon said, thinking it was a waste of time. Instead, Mordecai pulled out a pocketwatch.

"Look at it." He said before moving it slowly back and forth. Rigby suddenly felt lazy…sleepy…

Once Mordecai was sure that he had entered the desired trance, he asked a question:

"Who else believes in vampires?"
"Eileen…and…High…Fives…" Rigby responded drowsily.

"You will stay in this trance while I get those two…" Mordecai said slowly.

"I will stay in this trance while you get those two…" Rigby repeated, still drowsily.

Satisfied, Mordecai left to find Eileen and Hi-5, to hypnotize them to sanity again. However, he was unaware that if he "fixed" them, then the park would be screwed as nobody would know of the oncoming vampire battle.

(Side Note: Okay, so REVIEW! Oh and yes, thanks to Silver Cascade, a reviewer. REMEMBER TO REVIEW! Okay, Chapter Five is coming soon. Don't read the rest of this note unless you want a spoiler: Mordecai doesn't succeed. However, he does happen to be next on…*ahem*…the Vampire List. *dramatic music*)