Warning:
Humour. Swearing.
Violence. Bloody gore. Song-fic.
Songfic. I don`t own Death Note! It says
FAN fiction for a reason!
Chapter 2
Kidnap The Sandy Claws?
3 teenage boys stand at 2 un-marked graves, after giving their respects. Mello tells Near and Matt his ingenious plans to avenge L and Watari.
#Kidnap Mister Sandy Claws?
I wanna do it.
Let`s draw straws.
Jack said we should work together. #
'Brilliant idea Mello, we should get started right away.' Near complimented, as Mello grinned as they walked to the red Ferrari. Matt lit a cigarette, as Mello took out a bar of chocolate.
#Three of a kind. Birds of a feather. Now and forever. Wheeee! La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la#
'We must kill Kira…how do we get in?' Matt sighed, Mello groaned, he hadn`t thought of how they could get in.
'We could heavily disguise ourselves, and sneak in?' Near suggested, Matt reversed out of the parking space and drove down the street, following Mello`s directions.
#Kidnap the Sandy Claws, lock him up real tight, throw away the key and then turn off all the lights. #
'Or, we could tell Kira that we are there to help…Watari`s strict orders.' Mello supplied, as the rain began to fall like bullets, they stopped inside a warehouse. Matt turned off the engine and got out of the car, Mello and Near followed suit.
#1st we`re going to set some bait inside a nasty trap and wait. When he comes a-sniffing, we will snap the trap and close the gate. #
'Then we fuck him over in the worst possible ways.' Matt smirked coldly, stomping out his cancer stick as if it was Kira.
'By kidnapping his girl-friend Misa Amane.' Near started, as he held up a "Kira" puppet on his index finger.
#Wait, I`ve got a better plan to catch this big red lobster man. Let`s pop him in a boiling pot and when he`s done we butter him up! #
'By holding his family for ransom.' Mello grinned devilishly, as Matt grabbed a lap-top and began to hack into the system. He quickly got through without much problem.
'This a old Mafia base, this is our base now…being a Mafia boss has it uses.' Mello told them, his eyes like ice.
#Kidnap the Sandy Claws, throw him in a box, bury him for 90 years, then see if he talks. #
'And then we destroy him from the inside out. A bit like a virus, if you will.' Near finished, smiling at his 2 friends/rivals.
'It better be a deadly virus too…wait, this is us I`m talking bout, obviously it will be deadly!' Matt replied darkly.
#Then Mister Oogie Boogie man, can take the whole thing over then, he`ll be so pleased I do declare, that he will cook him rare. Wheeee! #
'It seems simple enough, but who are we gonna get 1st?' Matt as he finally paused his typing to look at them. Mello gave a feral grin, sat up from his lounging position on the leather sofa and cracked gloved knuckles.
#I say that we take a cannon, aim it at his door and then knock three times and when he answers, Sandy Claws will be no more. #
'We could get a family member. And ensure that member goes down with a bang.' He grinned. Near shook his head and snapped the head off of a Lego man. He scowled at the toy.
#You`re so stupid. Think, now. If we blow him up to smithereens, we may lose some pieces and then Jack will beat us black and green. #
'That won`t end well…how about we leave some…ahem…messages.' Matt said, lighting another cigarette and then began blowing out smoke rings.
#Kidnap the Sandy Claws, tie him in a bag, throw him in the ocean then see if he is sad. #
'What kind of messages?' Mello asked.
'Simple, "We Will Avenge Him, Kira!" embedded in things. And to prove-' Matt told him, as Near butted in.
'That we exist and are not a hoax.'
'We`ll sent a Kira supporter with M + N+ M engraved on their body.' Mello ended. The Whammy Trio grinned.
#Because Mister Oogie Boogie is the meanest guy around, if I were on his boogie list I`d get out of town. #
'Quite macabre guys.' Matt observed and Mello smirked.
'The occasion calls for it.' Near smiled, through his snow-white bangs, picking up another toy and began pulling it apart.
#He'll be so pleased by our success, that he'll reward us, too, I'll bet. Perhaps he'll make his special brew, of snake and spider stew. Mmm! #
'Getting a little violent, aren`t we Near?' Mello teased, indicating all the dismembered toys that surround the albino.
'Hmm. I seem to doing that lately, I`m just mad at Kira for taking L from us…Kira shall pay.' Near glared, breaking a doll in multiple pieces as if the doll was the reason for it all.
#We're his little henchman and we take our job with pride. We do our best to please him and stay on his good side. #
'Hmm…Matt, you should get a replica of that car. I have a feeling it will come in handy.' Mello told the red-head that was currently re-assembling a computer.
'Why the hell should I do that Mello?' Matt asked from over the tower, the former Mafia leader glared at the younger teen.
#I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb.
I'm not the dumb one.
You're no fun.
Shut-up!
Make me! #
'Just do as I fucking tell you!' he snarled. Matt eyes became like green shards of ice. Near simply threw broken pieces of Lego at them to break it up.
#I've got something, listen now, this 1 is real good, you'll see. We'll send a present to his door upon there'll be a note to read, now in the box we'll wait and hide until his curiosity entices him to look inside and then we'll have him, 1, 2, 3! #
'Oi! Cut it out! Don`t make me use this!' Near snapped at the duo, holding a glass bottle. They stared at him in surprise, not expecting that to happen, by Near of all people.
#Kidnap the Sandy Claws, beat him with a stick, lock him up for 90 years, see what makes him tick…#
'We should stick to the plan, we kidnap Kira`s precious people…tell him how he took OUR precious people from us, and we kill his loved ones…' Matt stated, sparking up another cigarette. Mello opened his chocolate bar.
#Kidnap the Sandy Claws, chop him into bits, Mister Oogie Boogie is sure to get his kicks. #
'We will break Kira…and L will be avenged…' they intoned. Near stood up and walked over to a cabinet that seemed to be locked. Mello walked over to see what he had found.
#Kidnap the Sandy Claws, see what we will see, lock him in a cage and then throw away the key! #
'Wow…that`s what I`m talking about!' Mello crowed, Matt ran over and peered into the busted open cabinet. Inside, was enough guns to equip a squad of S.W.A.T
#Kidnap the Sandy Claws, see what we will see, lock him in a cage and then throw away the key! Ahahahaha! #
The Wammy trio loaded up on weapons and body armour, which was all skilfully hidden from sight.
'Time to party, boys…we got a wannabe god to kill.' Mello told them, as they walked up to the copied car and drove off, leaving the empty warehouse and the original red Ferrari that belonged to Matt.
'Like Mello said, it`s time to start a bloody party!' Matt laughed: revenge is a dish best served ice-cold with a dash of spite and hate.