...I like this chapter.. Just sayin'...
-EC
"Britt how many times do I have to tell you? If I have a guy pinned to the ground, use your gun. Don't keep kicking him. You have horrible aim and kick me half the time." Kato carried on the Black Beauty thundered down the streets of Gotham.
"Hey, I actually ran out of gas this time." Britt mumbled as he reloaded the gas gun with the little green beads. "Sorry."
"Thank you." Kato said as they kept going down the road. "Can we go to the hotel now?" Britt nodded and looked straight ahead. Kato's always criticizing his fighting skills, it made Britt so mad sometimes. Kato only did that to help him; he didn't want to see him get killed. Kato floored it suddenly.
"What the hell man?" Britt asked and he looked around.
'We're being chased." Kato said and he glanced into the rearview mirror to see a shadow move behind them.
"Are you sure?" Britt asked skeptically.
"Positive."
"I have an idea. Turn off the lights."
"What? That's crazy!"
"No, I'm serious! Try it. They'll have to turn on their lights in order to find you." Kato considered this actual well thought idea. He took a hard right turn then turned off the lights. "Now keep going."
"Ok." Kato said quietly. They continued on slowly and keep checking behind them every few seconds. Lights flooded the car suddenly.
"Hit the floor Kato!" Britt yelled and Kato sped up again with their pursuer close behind now. Kato flicked the green headlights back on.
"Missile." Kato said simply and Britt nodded. Kato had half the controls labeled in English, on Britt's side, and in Chinese on his. Britt fired a rear missile and their pursuer swerved to miss it. The missile sailed by it and blew out a wall of a nearby building.
"Oops." Britt said and Kato turned hard left then left again.
"Aw crap." Kato said as he slammed on the brakes.
"What?" Britt asked.
"There's only one way out of this alley." Kato and Britt both turned to see their pursuer's huge vehicle blocking the alley entrance.
"Shit, we're cornered. What do we do?" Britt asked and Kato shrugged.
"We gotta fight." Kato said and Britt grinned. They shared a fist bump quickly then both got out of the car on their own sides. Without looking at each other they both walked to the other vehicle, which was looking more ominous by the second. They both stopped about halfway down the alley and stood in silence. Britt readjusted his grip on his gas gun. Kato fixed his gloves and his cap then crossed his arms over his chest. The door of the ominous vehicle slid open and a shadow got out of it.
"What are you doing here?" The ominous shadow asked in a deep voice. Kato tried to count it's footsteps but he couldn't hear any.
"A little sightseeing. We have the right to get away from the usual work once in a while." Britt answered in his Hornet voice, which was just slightly deeper than his normal voice.
"I thought crime never took a vacation." The shadow said from a closer distance. They could both vaguely see the outline of a man.
"It doesn't. We're just changing it up a bit." Britt responded then added. "Do you know who you're talking to?" Kato rolled his eyes. Don't get cocky, he thought to himself.
"I do. Do you?" The voice came closer and louder than before. "The Green Hornet and his trusted chauffer. Or should I say Britt and Kato?" Neither of them flinched at the mention of their names. The voice came into view.
"Batman?" Britt asked and he looked over at Kato. Kato just shrugged then looked back at Batman who was just staring the both of them down. Britt stared back then on an impulse he raised his gas gun and shot Batman in the face. Batman melted to the ground as the green cloud evaporated around him. "I can't believe that worked."
"Why the hell did you do that? We're trapped in here now until he gets up!" Kato said in a really agitated tone.
"I, what was I supposed to do then?" Britt fired back and Kato looked away from him. "It was my only option, ok?" The sound of an engine started and Britt and Kato both whipped their heads to see Batman's vehicle rocket away from where it was sitting. "Can the Black Beauty do that?"
"Of course she can." Kato said with a grin. "But what do we do with him now? We can't just leave him here." Britt thought for a minute.
"Open the trunk."
"What?" Kato asked.
"Trust me Kato." Britt said and looked at Kato, who just shrugged then popped open the trunk.
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