It was absolute madness. Chaos. This was the stuff of dreams. Crazy, wacked-out, inexplicable dreams.
You had absolutely no idea what to say or do, you had only just woke up seconds before, and now all this was happening.
Chris Colfer prancing into the room and introducing himself to you, which wasn't really you because Darren was in your body, really wasn't helping the situation at all because you and Darren needed to be left alone to figure out some semblance of sanity.
After genially shaking hands with your body, Chris winked and then spoke your name, "Hey do you mind if Darren and I have a moment alone, Glee business."
Darren looked at you with your eyes, pleadingly when you twitched in the direction of the door, making to leave. Then you stopped yourself, almost falling over on your face. Walking in Darren's body defied your own nature. Chris shook his head, with a bemused expression.
Still giving you a meaningful look your eyes, well, Darren left the room. There was something in them that looked absolutely petrified. You shrugged in response.
When the door was closed softly behind him, Chris faced you. Your now triangular eyebrows shot up in surprise; his eyes had gone from sparkling with amusement, to ravenous with lust.
Before you could open your mouth to speak, Chris was on top of you, crushing your- well Darren's body into the wall with more strength than you could imagine, teeth on your neck.
"Mmm.. I love the way your skin smells in the morning.. so delicious," Chris whispered seductively. His hot breath in your ear made you shiver. He groaned when he saw your response to him. "God…Darren… it's been so fucking long since I was last in your pants, I couldn't wait a second longer…"
Chris was nipping at your neck again, fingernails scratching your back through the shirt. It was then that you felt a strange pressure lower abdomen. Oh my god.. You knew instantly you were becoming aroused. If you were currently you, at this point you would feel a tingly, wet sensation in your… area. Having a penis was so strange.
Chris growled approvingly, "Why hello there…" Chris grasped the bulge in your crotch and started palming it roughly. Out male instinct, you thrusted up in response. "Looks like Darren's a horny boy…"
Blood rushing away from the brain was making it harder and harder for you to think. This had to be a dream, this was just impossible. Darren wasn't dating Chris-
"C-Chris, what about Mia?" you finally spoke up, still flinching slightly at the unexpected sound of Darren's voice, not yours.
Chris huffed out in annoyance, still mouthing your neck and collarbone; "What about her, Darren." His voice was patient, but underneath that you could find a hint of jealousy.
Expecting the world to just explode around you at any moment, you found the courage to respond, "Well, isn't this like… cheating?"
Chris backed up and looked you straight in the eye; he was seething with anger, "You told me you ended things with her WEEKS ago! You told me she understood, and needed to move on from you anyway, so now you and I could finally be together!"
Oh, fuckfuckfuck. You were messing things up for Darren, bad. "I-what? Wai-yeah, you're right, I um.. forgot," you finish lamely.
Chris arched one brow, falling into his best bitch-Kurt face. But his eyes looked deeply hurt. "You. Forgot." Chris's words sliced through you menacingly.
"Sorry, sorry! Chris," you sounded pleading. Shiiiiiiiit, I NEED to talk to Darren, NOW… "It's just hard to think right now, because you know," you gesture helplessly to your now aching erection in your pants. You panicked momentarily wondering if it could ever go away.
Chris considered you for a moment before, "You seem a bit off today, Dare…" he murmured thoughtfully. Then his eyes widened. "It's her, isn't it?" He jabbed a finger in the direction of the door. "Did something happen last night when you guys were sleeping in here?" You could tell Chris was angry again. "Don't tell me that you're just going to change your mind about us because it's easier."
Oh jesus fuck, you couldn't deal with this right now. It was totally ruining your buzz of meeting Chris, because now he hated you. You would never steal anybody away from someone as deserving as Chris. Wasn't that the truth.
"What? No, god no! She's just a good friend," your voice (well Darren's) sounded begging. "I'm so happy you're here, just please, stay with me."
Before Chris could respond, there was a knock on the door, and then it creaked open. It was you.. well Darren. His eyes were shining with panicked tears.
"Chris," your voice said his name with such affection that it started making you blush. Please, Darren if you're going to be me, don't use the bedroom voice… "I need a moment with... uh with D-Darren. Please, then you can have him."
Chris stared, and then nodded once, brushing past him, well, your body and closed the door behind him. It was an indescribable feeling watching yourself walk toward you. It was instantly noticeable that Darren was uncomfortable in your skin.
"Okay, first, is it… you?" Darren asked nervously, gesturing toward himself. He wasn't looking down as if not to be rude.
"Yes Dare, it's me. I know this might sound ridiculous… but it appears that I'm in your body, and you are in mine."
You and Darren both shook your heads disbelievingly and stayed silent for several long minutes, just looking at each other with similar expressions of mingled shock and intrigue.
Darren reached your arm out to touch your chest. "This is so weird…" he mumbled quietly. He was in a trance, it appeared, but suddenly he snapped his head to the door briefly, and then looked back at you with a worried expression.
"What did you and Chris do when I left you two alone," he asked knowingly.
"Well…. he sort of came on to me," you shrug, still eyeing your facial features being expressed by Darren's personality. It was just so odd.
Darren raised your eyebrows, looking deeper into your eyes, searching. "And….?"
You coughed uncomfortably. "Well, he seemed to think you two were a couple, and he got mad because I was thrown off guard, but I uh, still got.." you gesture to your crotch again, still quite hard.
Darren groaned and glanced up at the ceiling, looking mortified.
"Dare..," you say after a few moments. "Why didn't you tell any of us?"
He sighed, rubbing a hand through your hair, and then looked momentarily thrown off because he forgot it wasn't short and curly anymore.
"I don't know.. I was going to, but this is all really confusing for me. I'm still attracted to girls, but I just kind of fell in love with Chris, similarly to how Blaine had with Kurt."
You nodded understandingly. "I could tell you liked him." He looked up briefly, scratching his chin (well yours) in deep thought.
You shifted uncomfortably, still out of synch with your own body.. Because let's face it. Darren was built a lot different than yours. The arousal in your jeans was starting to ache, a feeling you were completely unfamiliar with.
"I don't mean to overstep here, but I'm guessing you two have a very active sex life…" you trail off almost wishing you didn't bring that up, seeing how Darren blushed with your face a deep red. It took several long moments to respond.
"Yeah… we sometimes do it several times a day, and it's been really hard on us being apart," Darren finally admits. "I know he's going to want to.. But you're you, and uh, no offense, but I don't want you to have sex with Chris. Just, uhm, feels weird for me."
You start laughing out loud. What are the odds? "Well if I get to have sex with Chris, you can go find out what it's like to have sex as a girl?" Your tone started off as hopeful, but then you suddenly felt awkward at the thought. Violated. Darren noticed the change in your face. "Yeah, you get the feeling now, don't you?" He was smirking.
"Welp!" you clap your hands together, "Looks like we're basically fucked!"
You and Darren both laugh half-heartedly for a moment before he speaks up, "Well not necessarily, we need to go back to the Department of Mysteries tonight, fix this."
You nod in agreement, letting the thoughts of last night fill your mind. "Er, I think the room was called the Matrix..," you mention unexpectedly. "You're awesome, Darren, but I don't want to be you forever... too many fangirls," you wink at him. He returned it.
"I know, I have no idea why this happened to us, but let's just take the day on and see what happens, agreed?"
You shake hands with him. "Agreed."