Me: Welcome back to Harry Potter and Friends Read My Immortal! I'm exited to tell you that we have a new friend joining us to read My Immortal!

Sirius: IZ IT MA HOMIE REMUS?

Me: No.

Harry: Is it Ginny?

Me: No.

Snape: Is it Belatrix Lestrange? Please say no...she scares me.

Me: Nope! It's Voldy! Say hi Voldy!

Voldemort: Hey, bitches! Hide yo' kids, hide yo' wives, and hide yo' Order of the Phoenix members, 'cause I'm killin' all their asses! Ha ha Just kidding.

Everyone: (shits themselves)

AN: STOP FLAMMING DA STORY PREPZ OK!

Snape: NEVER!

odderwize fangs 2 da goffik ppl 4 da good reveiws! FANGS AGEN RAVEN! oh yeah, BTW I don't own dis or da lyrics 4 Good Chralotte.

McGonagall: Is this girl even speaking English?

On the night of the concert I put on my black lace-up boots with high them were ripped red fishnets.

Snape: Ripped fishnets?

Voldemort: How does that even work out?

Snape: I haven't the slightest clue, but keep your damn snake away from me.

Then I put on a black leather minidress with all this corset stuff on the back and front.I put on matching fishnet on my arms. I straightened my hair and made it look all spiky.

Harry: YOU CANNOT HAVE WAIST LENGTH SPIKEY HAIR! WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH THIS GIRL?

I felt a little depressed then, so I slit one of my wrists.

Hemione: That's not even goth! Thats emo!

Snape: Really? She's cutting herself and thats what you're thinking of?

I read a depressing book while I waited for it to stop bleeding

Snape: And then she read a book! What?

and I listened to some GC. I painted my nails black and put on TONS of black eyeliner.

Draco: EVERYTHING IS BLACK WITH THIS FREAKING GIRL EXCEPT THE INSIDE OF HER COFFIN! WHY?

Then I put on some black lipstick.

Draco: Wow! Shocker! I didn't expect her to put on BLACK lipstick as well!

I didn't put on foundation because I was pale anyway. I drank some human blood so I was ready to go to the concert.

Voldemort: Human blood is icky. Unicorn blood is way better!

Sirius: Dude...No. Just no.

I went outside. Draco was waiting there in front of his flying car.

Draco: Oh crap

He was wearing a Simple Plan t-shirt (they would play at the show too), baggy black skater pants, black nail polish and a little eyeliner (AN: A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!).

Ron: Tee Hee Draco wears makeup!

Draco: I DON'T WEAR EYELINER AND I DON'T DRESS LIKE THAT

Hermione: Simple Plan isn't even goth!

Snape: Again, if anyone wanted to know, they would have asked. But no one did, and here you are spouting off usless information like an encyclopedia with food poisoning!

Hermione: Professor Dumbledore! He just compared me to a puking encyclopedia!

Dumbledore: Really? That's hilarious! 125 points to Slytherin!

Hermione: (glare)

"Hi Draco!" I said in a depressed voice.

"Hi Ebony." he said back. We walked into his flying black Mercedes-Benz (the license plate said 666)

Sirius: How original.

and flew to the place with the the way we listened excitedly to Good Charlotte and Marilyn Manson.

Snape: I've heard of her. Isn't Marilyn Manson the blonde actress who banged John F. Kennedy?

Hermione: No that's Marilyn Monroe. This is Marilyn Manson.(shows him a picture on her iphone on google images)

Snape: (sceam) AHHH! WHAT IS THAT THING?

Voldemort: C'mon it can't be that bad.(looks)

Voldemort: HOLY SH*T!

We both smoked cigarettes and drugs.

Harmione: Oooh I'm telling your mom you did drugs!

Draco: (slams head on desk.)

When we got there, we both hopped out of the car.We went to the mosh pit at the front of the stage and jumped up and down as we listened to Good Charlotte.

"You come in cold, you're covered in blood
They're all so happy you've arrived
The doctor cuts your cord, hands you to your mom
She sets you free into this life." sang Joel (I don't own da lyrics 2 dat song).

Snape: I'm surprised she didn't make those up because those are the worst lyrics I've ever heard in my life.

"Joel is so fucking hot." I said to Draco, pointing to him as he sung, filling the club with his amazing voice. Suddenly Draco looked sad.

Draco: Seriously? WTF?

"What's wrong?" I asked as we moshed to the music. Then I caught on.

"Hey, it's ok I don't like him better than YOU!" I said.

"Really?" asked Draco sensitively and he put his arm around me all protective.

"Really." I said. "Besides I don't even know Joel and he's going out with Hilary fucking Duff. I fucking hate that little bitch." I said disgustedly, thinking of her ugly blonde face.

Ron: But Draco is...Blonde.

The night went on really well, and I had a great time.

Draco: You had a great time? What about me? Selfish bitch.

So did Draco.

Draco: Oh.

After the concert, we drank some beer and asked Benji and Joel for their autographs and photos with them. We got GC concert tees. Draco and I crawled back into the Mercedes-Benz, but Draco didn't go back into Hogwarts, instead he drove the car into… the Forbidden Forest!

Dumbledore: No! The Forbidden Forest is...Forbidden!

Snape: I hope Aragog eats them.

Voldemort: Hey did you guys pick up all the dead unicorns? Sure hope so. When unicorns aren't properly laid to rest their spirits come back to feast upon the flesh of gingers.

Ron: WHAT?

Voldemort: I just fuckin' wit you buddy. HA you guys are so Sirius! Get it? HA HA

Sirius: Really?