Me:XxBellatrixLestrange917Xx this chapter is for you! I didn't expect to get so much great feedback! Thank you soooo much everyone! You're all awsome!
Sirius: STOP MAKING US UPDATE TWICE A DAY YOU ASSHOLES! WHAT, YOU THINK READING THIS SHIT HAS NO NEGETIVE SIDE EFFECTS? I THINK THE LAST CHAPTER GAVE ME HERPES!
Hermione: ?
Me: Sirius you know you can't yell at reviewers.
Snape: Yah Sirius. Quit being a d*ck.
Sirus: Sorry. One of the other side effects is hostility. (cough) SNIVELLUS (cough) Oh my, I do apologize! It also causes Tourettes! SNIVELLUS! Opps, There it goes again!
Me: SIRIUS.
AN: STOP flaming! if u flam it menz ur a prep or a posr!Da only reson Dumbledeor swor is coz he had a hedacheok an on tup of dat he wuz mad at dem 4 having sexx! PS im nut updating umtil I get five good revoiws!
Snape: I have a headache right now and I'm not running around calling students "motherf*ckers", as much as that I would love to do that.
Dumbledore: Dumbledeor? Apparently I have a department store makeup line now.
Dumbledore made and Draco and I follow him. He kept shouting at us angrily.
Harry: I hope you used protection.
Draco: Shut up Potter.
"You ludacris fools!" he shouted. I started to cry tears of blood down my pallid face.
Snape: I think I may have a potion for that.
Draco comforted me. When we went back to the castle Dumbledore took us to Professor Snape
Snape: F*ck
and Professor McGonagall
McGonagall: F*ck
who were both looking very angry.
Snape and McGonagall: Oh, we're angry alright. We're pissed off.
"They were having sexual intercourse in the Forbidden Forest!" he yelled in a furious voice.
Voldemort: "Amongst the dead corpses of unicorns!"
Dumbledore: You're terrible...You really are.
"Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?" asked Professor McGonagall.
"How dare you?" demanded Professor Snape.
And then Draco shrieked. "BECAUSE I LOVE HER!"Everyone was quiet.
Sirius: Me too. In fact, I'm f*cking speechless.
Dumbledore and Professor McGonagall still looked mad but Professor Snape said. "Fine. Very well. You may go up to your rooms."
Ron: What the eff, Snape? Harry and I drive to Hogwarts and happen to get spotted by a couple of muggles and you almost roundhouse kick us in the balls, but Draco and this Ebony chick do it in the Forbidden forest and all you have to say is "Fine. Very well. You may go up to your rooms."
Harry: Yeah, Snape. What the frig?
Snape: ...
Draco and I went upstairs while the teachers glared at us.
Sirius: I'm glaring at InuyashaFanGirl555 right now for making me read this shit.
"Are you okay, Ebony?" Draco asked me gently.
"Yeah I guess." I lied.
I went to the girl's dorm and brushed my teeth and my hair and changed into a
Draco: Let me guess...black?
low-cut black
Draco: No shit?
floor-length dress with red lace all around it and black high heels. When I came out….
Snape: Professor Snape avada kadavra'd you. The end.
Draco was standing in front of the bathroom, and he started to sing 'I just wanna live' by Good Charlotte.
Hermione: Why would you sing that to your girlfriend?
I was so flattered, even though he wasn't supposed to be there. We hugged and kissed. After that, we said goodnight and he reluctantly went back into his room.
Draco: God, I'm such a pussy in this story!
Harry: You're a pussy in real life.
Draco: SHUT UP POTTER YOU HAVE NO FAMILY
Voldemort: Sorry 'bout that
Harry: And I can't tell the differnce between your mom and dad. Actually, I think your mom is a lesbian.
Ron: Daaannng...
Sirius: Total burn...
Hermione: (giggle) Neville's last name is Longbottom...
Draco: I THINK YOUR DAD WAS GAY BECAUSE YOUR MOM LOOKED LIKE A DUDE!
Snape: WHY, YOU LITTLE SHI-
McGonangall: SEVERUS! CALM DOWN!
Snape: NO!
Dumbledore: (turns into incredible Hulk) YEEEESSSSSS!
Everyone: ok...