AN: Sorry I haven't updated in 3 days. I was in the Wisconsin Dells for the last 3 days having a horrible vacation because i got sick! Ugh I was pissed...Anyway, Here's chapter 11.

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Snape: Your friend Raven is an ass.

"NO!" I screamed. I was horrorfied! B'loody Mary tried to comfort me but I told her fuck off

Harry: How rude.

and I ran to my room crying myself.

Dumbledore: Pray tell, how do you cry yourself?

Dumbledore chased after me shouting but he had to stop when I went into my room cause he would look like a perv that way.

Dumbledore: I would look like a perv? Rubbish. Everyone knows I fancy the male gender.

Anyway, I started crying tears of blood and then I slit both of my wrists.

Dobby: Dobby saw that coming a mile away.

Theygot all over my clothes so I took them off and jumped into the bath angrily while I put on a Linkin Park song at full volume.

Snape: Someone throw her the cd player so she electrocutes herself and dies. Yay, happy ending.

McGonagall: They got all over your clothes? Who is they?

I grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide.

McGonagall: A steak again? F- -.

I was so fucking depressed!

Voldemort: You're always fucking depressed. You're more emo than Snape.

Snape: I'm not emo. I'm snide.

Draco: That's just another way of saying "I'm not emo. I'm just a d*ck." lol

Snape: Sirius was right. You have no friends. Your father is dissapointed in you and your mother hates you. That was being a d*ck. Being snide requires some wit.

Draco: (sob sob)

I got out of the bathtub and put on a black low-cut dress with lace all over it sandly.

Hermione: What is sandly?

Dobby: Dobby's favorite character on Spongebob Squarepants is Sandy. She is strong yet feminine and represents the progress of women's rights throughout the centuries.

Everyone: What?

I put on black high heels with pink metal stuff on the ends and six pairs of skull earrings. I couldn't fucking believe it. Then I looked out the window and screamed… Snapwas spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticatingto it! They were sitting on their broomsticks.

Sirius: Remus? NOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOBODY IS SAFE!

Snape: OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH. . OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDD.

Everyone: AHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Snape: (repeatedly slams head on desk) SHE...DIDN'T...EVEN...USE...THE...CORRECT...WORD...

Ron: I think she meant to say masturbating.

Snape: I KNOW WHAT SHE MEANT.

Harry: (giggle) Snape and Lupin sittin' masturbating in a tree. M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-N-G.

Snape: SHUT THE F*CK UP.

"EW, YOU FUCKING PERVS, STOP LOOKING AT ME NAKED! ARE YOU PEDOS OR WHAT!" I screamed putting on a black towel with a picture of Marilyn Mason on it. Suddenly Vampire ran in.

Sirius: HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

"Abra Kedavra!"he yelled at Snape and Loopin pointing his womb.

Harry: I do not have a uterus!

I took my gun and shot Snape and Loopin a gazillion times and they both started screaming and the camera broke. Suddenly, Dumblydore ran in.

Dumbledore: Wait...did she just call me...Dumblydore?

"Ebony, it has been revealed that someone has - NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he shouted looking at Snape and Loopin and then he waved his wand and suddenly…

Hargrid ran outside on his broom and said everyone we need to talk.

Sirius: Okay, Seriously, I'm not going to lie. I have no clue what is going on.

"What do you know, Hargrid? You're just a little Hogwarts student!"

McGonagall: No...He most certainly is not. He is a big ass giant.

"I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT…." Hargirid paused angrily. "BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!"

Harry: WTF?

"This cannot be." Snap said in a crisp voice as blood dripped from his hand where Dumblydore's wand had shot him. "There must be other factors."

Snape: I THOUGHT I DIED! AND SHE FORGOT MY "E" AGAIN! THE "E", MAN! THE GODDAMN "E"!

"YOU DON'T HAVE ANY!" I yelled in held up the camera triumelephantly.

Voldemort: What did she yell that for? It made absolutely no sense.

Sirius: IT'S LUPIN. LUPIN. L-U-P-I-N.

"The lens may be ruined but the tape is still there!"

I felt faint, more than I normally do like how it feels when you do not drink enough blood.

Draco: I can't say I know how that feels.

"Why are you doing this?" Loopin said angrily while he rubbed his dirty hands on his then I heard the words that I had heard before but not from him. I did not know whether to feel shocked and happy or to bite him and drink his blood because I felt faint.

"BECAUSE…BECAUSE…." Hargid said and he paused in the air dramitaclly, waving his wand in the air. Then swooped he in singing to the tune of a gothic version of a song by 50 Cent.

Hermione: COME ON, TARA. YOU AND I BOTH KNOW A GOTHIC 50 CENT SONG DOESN'T EXIST.

"Because you're goffic?" Snap asked in a little afraid voice cause he was afraind it meant he was connected with Satan.

Snape: WTF?

"Because I LOVE HER!"

Draco: Of course. Because everyone LOVES the mary sue.

McGonagall: Hagrid is not a student!

Dumbledore: What the hell is a Dumblydore? Can someone answer me that?

Voldemort: Sounds like a STD.

Sirius: LOOPIN? REALLY?

Dobby: Dobby is glad he is not in this story.

Snape: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Harry: Snape and Lupin mast-

Snape: F*CK YOU, POTTER.

AN: By the way, Dumbledore's gay comment is true. His character is really supposed to be gay. Look it up.