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Snape: So...You just take things off of friend's walls?
Vampire and I ran up the stairs looking for Dumbledore. We were so scared.
"Dumbledore Dumblydore!" we both yelled. Dumbledore came there.
Dumbledore: DUMBLYDORE?
Dobby: When Dobby hears dumblydore he thinks of a large bumble bee with a long white beard.
Dumbledore: So,essentially me in bumble bee form?
"What is it that you want now you despicable snobs?" he asked angrily.
"Volsemort has Draco!" we shouted at the same time. He laughed in an evil voice.
Dumbledore: Dumbledore*twitch*...is*twitch*...not evil...
Snape: Oh, no...Last time Dumbledore started taking in a third person...well...let's just say we hid the bodies.
"No! Don't! We need to save Draco!" we begged.
"No." he said meanly. "I don't give a darn what Voldemort does to Draco. Not after how much he misbehaved in school especially with YOU Ebony." he said while he frowned looking at me.
Dumbledore: *twitch twitch* So...*twitch*OOC...Make it stop!
"Besides I never liked him that much anyway." then he walked away.
Snape: Well, thats not very nice.
Vampire started crying.
Voldemort: Aww, don't cry Harry.(hugs Harry)
Harry: AHHHHHHHH! MY SCAR! IT BUUURRRNNNS!
"My Draco!" he moaned. (AN: don't u fik gay guyz r lik so hot!)
Hermione: No...I do not "fik gay guyz r like so hot!"
Sirius: Ohhh, ma' Draco! Ma' beloved Draco! ha ha ha ha ha
Draco: (whimper) Stop it...
"Its okay!" I tried to tell him but that didn't stop him. He started to cry tears of blood.
Snape: Seriously, that's not good. Why don't they ask my character for a potion for bleeding eyes? I will tell you why. Because this story makes no sense.
Then he had a brainstorm.
"I had an idea!" he exclaimed.
Voldemort: You had an idea? What happened it? Did it read this story and commit suicide?
"What?" I asked him.
"You'll see." he said. He took out his wand and did a spell. Then… suddenly we were in Voldemprt's lair!
Voldemort: HEY! GET OUTTA MA HOUSE!
We ran in with our wands out just as we heard a croon voice say. "Allah Kedavra!"
Sirius: I thought we were satanists, not Muslims.
It was….. Voldemort!
Voldemort: Hell yeah another awesome entrance for me!