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AN: So sorry for the late update! I've been so busy. I got the role of in my school's production of "A Christmas Carol" and all I've been doing is homework and going to practice. I finally had some free time, so my top priorities are to update this story and update my Phantom of the Opera Parody. Enjoy!

Me: Hey everyone! Guess what?

Snape: We don't have to read anymore of this?

Me: No. Remus will be joining us!

Sirius:WOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!

Harry:WOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!

*Sirius and Harry shoulder shimmy sexily*

Voldemort: Oooh! I love shimmying! *joins in*

Dobby: What a peculiar dance! Dobby would like to join in as well! *shoulder shimmies not so sexily*

Ron and Hermione: YAY REMUS!

Draco: Godfather, I'm scared! Hold me! (jumps on Snape's lap)

Snape: (freaked out) Good God!

*Remus walks into room smiling but his smile fades*

Remus: Good God!

*Everyone pauses*

Snape: That's what I said.

Remus: WTF is going on in here?

Everyone: REMUS! WE MISSED YOU!(bear hug Remus)

Remus: Erm...I missed all of you as well.

AN: stup flaming ok! btw u suk frum no on evry tim sum1 flams me im gona slit muh ristsz! fangz 2 raven 4 hlpein!

Remus: Oh my...I've only read one sentance of this story and I already want to Wizard Swear this author to hell.

"Ebony Ebony!" shouted Draco sadly. "No, please, come back!"

But I was too mad.

"Whatever! Now u can go anh have sex with Vampire!" I shouted.

Hermione: Hey Draco, who would you rather do? Me or Harry?

Draco: Well Granger, I don't know about Potter, but I wouldn't fuck you if were the last man on Earth.

Hermione: *Donkey punch*

Draco: AHHHH! SHE BROKE MY NOSE!

Snape: I have a potion for that.

Draco: Really?

Snape: (sarcastically) Oh, yes! Let me just pull one out of my ass! Oh wait, I can't. Because they don't exist. Idiot.

I stormed into my room and closed my black door with my blood-red key. It had a picture of Marylin Manson on it. He looked so sexy in a way that reminded me of Draco and Vampire.

Hermione: How?

I started to cry and weep.I took a razor and started to slit my wrists. I drank the blood all depressed.

Remus: I feel your pain, girl.

Then I looked at my black GC watch and noticed it was time to go to Biology class.

Snape: WE HAVE NOT BIOLOGY ON THE CIRICULMUM AT HOGWARTS. DO WE LOOK LIKE MUGGLES TO YOU?

Remus: What is GC?

Sirius: A muggle band. GC being short for Good Charlotte.

Remus: Stupid name for a band if you ask me.

I put on a short ripped black gothic dress that said Anarchy on the front in blood red letters and was all ripped and a spiky belt. Under that I put on ripped black fishnets and boots that said Joel all over them with blood red letters. I put my ebony black hair out.

Remus: Does she describe all of her outfits in this much detail?

McGonagall: Oh, yes...not just her own, mind you, but EVERYONE elses'.

Dumbledore: It's maddening...ABSOLUTELY MADDENING, I TELL YOU! (once again, pukes exorcist style)

Dobby: Oh my...not again...

Anyway I went downstairs feeling all sad and depressed as usual. I did sum advanced Biology work. I was turning a bloody pentagram into a black guitar.

Draco: Why would you turn a guitar into a pentagram of all things?

Suddenly the guitar turned to Draco!

Draco: WHAAAT?

Ron: When did she turn the pentagram back into a guitar?

"Enoby I love you!" he shouted sadly. "I dnot care what those fucker preps and posers fink. Ur da most beautiful girl in the world. Before I met you I used to want to commit suicide all the I just wanna fucking be with you. I fucking love you!."

Remus: Dude...You are totally p*ssy whipped.

Draco: ...

Sirius: Dude...I totally said that same phrase six chapters ago!

Remus: Woah...Duuude...that means...

Sirius: We totally have the same soul, bro!

Remus: We so do!

Snape: You are the wierdest people I have ever met in my entire life. Honestly. You need help.

Then…. he started to sing "Da Chronicles of Life and Death" (we considered it our song now cuz we fell in love when Joel was singing it) right in front of the entire class! His singing voice was so amazing and gothic and sexxy like a cross between Gerard, Joel, Chester, Pierre and Marilyn Manson

(AN: don't u fink dos guyz r so hot. if u dnot no who dey r get da fuk out od hr!) .

Hermione: Bye.

"OMFG." I said after he was finished.

Some fucking preps stared at us but I just stuck up my middle fingers (that were covered in black nail polish and were entwined with Draco's now) at them. "I love you!" I said and then we started to kiss just like Hilary Duff (i fukin h8 dat bitch)and CMM in a Cinderella Story.

Harry: I thought she didn't watch "preppy" movies.

Hermione: Yes, she insulted Hilary Duff numerous times throughout this story, yet she has seen a film by her?

Then we went away holding hands. Loopin shouted at us but he stopped cuz everyone was clapping by how sexy we looked 2gether.

Remus: Wait...I teach Biology?

Draco: And the class clapped because of how...sexy we looked together?

Then I saw a poster saying that MCR would have a concert in Hogsmede right then. We looked at each other all shocked and then we went 2gether.

Ron: Another muggle concert? Seriously, how often do those come up in the Wizard World? Never. Yet there have been several in this crapfest story.

Remus: Maybe I should have just stayed home today.