AN: So sorry for the extreme delay! I've been so busy with musical practice and school, it's a wonder I haven't died of exhaustion lol. Again, sorry, and thank you for not giving up on my story! I love you all, and happy late Christmas! I love you all so much, but not in a creppy way xD

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Remus: Why is her friend supposed to write this?

Harry: And what is a swteet ur?

McGonagall: Maybe she means sweater?

BTW fangz 2 britney5655 4 techin muh japnese!

Snape: Could Britney possibly teach her some English as well?

Voldemort: Buuurn.

We ran happily to Hogsmede.There we saw the stage where GC had played. We ran in happly.MCR were there playing 'Helena'. I was so fucking happy! Gerard looked even sexier than he did in da pictures. Even Draco thought so, I could totally see him getting an erection but it didn't matter cuz I knew know that we were da only true ones for eachother.

Dumbledore: Oh, dear...

Harry: Sexy...(troll face)

Draco: Oh, God...I'm...hot for some dude I don't even know?

I was wearing a black leather minidress and black leather platinum boots with red ripped fishnets.

Serius: How trashy. I personally think she should have gone with a classic little black dress with some sequined ballet flats, you now, just to add some sparkle for a fun night out.

Everyone: 0:

Serius: What? I can think like a girl when I want to.

Remus: Yeah, he was voted most stylish in our senior year at Hogwarts.

Snape: True. I have to admit, I hate you, but you sure know how to accessorize.

Serius: Why, thank you! (bats eyelashes)

Draco was wearing a black baggy MCR t-shirt and black baggy pants. Anyway, we stated moshing to Helena. We frenched.

Voldemort: Sexy time!

We ran up 2 the front of the band to stage-dive. Suddenly, Gerard pulled off his mask. So did the others. We gasped. It wasn't them at all. It was.,….. Volsemort and da Death Dealers!

Voldemort: Fuck yes! Not only is Voldie the Chuck Norris of the Wizard World, but he's a master of disguise!

Snape: IT'S DEATH EATERS! SERIOUSLY, DOES THAT PISS NO ONE OFF?

"Wtf Draco im not going to a concert wid u!" I shouted angrily. "Not after what happened to me last time? Even if its MCR n u no how much I lik them"

Draco: WTF? No fight scene? No aftermath?

Hermione: Damn Tara, U lazy!

"What cause we…you know…" he gadgetted uncomfortbli cause guys don't like to talk a bout you-know-what.

Ron: What does them boinking have to do with any of this?

"Yeah cause we you know!" I yielded in an angry voice.

"We won't do that again." Draco promised. "This time, we're going with an ESCORT."

Sirius: Oh, Jesus Christ almighty...

"OMFG wtf/ Are you giving into the mainstream?" I asked. "So I guess ur a prep or a Christinaor what now?"

McGonagall: The mainstream? Escorts haven't been qoute un qoute "Mainstream" for over 100 years.

Draco: Am I a what? A Christina?

Harry: Sounds like you got a sex change.

Draco: Piss off, Potter.

"NO." he muttered loudly.

"R u becoming a prep or what?" I shootd angrily.

"Enoby! I'm not! Pls come with me!" He fell down to his knees and started singing 'Da world is black' by GC to me.

I was flattened cause that's not even a single, he had memorized da lyrks just 4 me!

Sirius: Awww! He memorized the lyrics just for you, and it's not even a single! That's sooo sweet, I'm like literally tearing up over here!

"OK then I guess I will have to." I said and then we frenched 4 a while and I went up 2 my room. B'loody Mary was standing there.

"Hajimemashite gurl." she said happily (she spex Japanese so do i. dat menz 'how do u do' in japanese). "BTW Willow that fucking poser got expuld. she failed al her klasses and she skepped math." (an: RAVEN U FUKIN SUK! FUK U!)

Snape: Oh, yes, very mature, killing off your friend's OC because "FUCKIN SUKS".

"It serves that fuking bich right." I laughed angrily. Well anyway we where felling all deprezzed. We wutsched some goffic movies like Das niteMARE b4 xmas. "Maybe Willow will die too." I said.

Dobby: Dobby thinks that was a rather uncalled for remark on Ebony's part.

Hermione: Yeah, come on,girl, you're better than that!

"Kawai." B'loody Mair shook her head enrgtically lethrigcly.

Remus: I'm aware that Kawai means cute in the Japanese language.

Sirus: That's not cute, that's disturbing.

"Oh yeah o have a confession after she got expuld I murdered her and den loopin did it with her cause he's a necphilak."

Snape: ...ew...

Sirius: Nope...THAT'S fucking disturbing.

"Kawai." I commnted happily . We talked to each other in silence for da rest uv da movie.

Sirius: WHEN DOES IT END?

"OH HEY BTw, im going to a concert with drako tonight in Hogsmeade with mcr." I sed. " I need to wear like da hotset outfit EVA."

B'Loody Mairy Nodded ENREGeticALLlY. "Omfg totally lets go shopping."

Hermione: That totally doesn't sound preppy at all.

"In Hot Topic, right?" I asked, already getting out my spshcial Hot Topic Loiyalty carde.

"No." My head snaped up.

'WHAT?" my head spuin.

Dobby: Imagines her screaming "WHAT?" and proceding to projectile vomit exorcist style.

Harry:(Paris Hilton impression) That's hot.

Sirius: Wow...thanks for the mental image.

I could not believe it. "B'Loody Mary are u a PREP?"

"NOOOO!NOOOO!" She laughed. "I found some cool goffic stores near Hogwarts that's all."

"Hu told u abut them" I askd sure it would be Drako or Diabolo or Vampire(don't even SAY that nam to me!).

"Dumblydore." She sed. "Let me just call our broms."

Dumbledore: I see she won't be calling me by my real name any time soon.

"OMFFG DUMBLYDORE?" I asked quietly.

Dumbledore: (sigh)

"Yah I saw the map for Hogsmeade on his desk." She told me. "Come on let's go."

We were going in a few punkgoff stores SPECIALLY for the concerts in Hogsmeade.

Remus: There are stores specifically for concerts in Hogsmeade?

The salesperson was OMG HOTTER THAN GERARD EXCEPT NOT CAUSE THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE and he gave me a few dresses.

Snape: You just said he was "OMG HOTTER THAN GERARD"! MAKE YOUR MIND UP.

"We only have these for da real goffs." he said.

"Da real goffs?" Me and B'Loody Mary asked.

"Yah u wouldn't believe how many posers ther are in this town man! Yesterday loopin and snap tried to buy a goffic camera pouch."

Remus: Cool. I'm a "goff" poser.

Snape: What is a goffic camera pouch?

Voldemort: I don't know, but it sounds evil in a sexy way.

He shook his head. "I dint even no they had a camera."

"OMFG NO THEIR GONNA SPY ON ME AGAIN!" I cried, running out of the changing room wearing a long black dress with lots of red tulle coming out and very low-cut with a huge slit.

Sirius: LITTLE BLACK DRESS. NOT LONG-ASS GOFFIC FUGLY DRESS WITH A RIP IN IT.

"Oh my satan you have to buy that outfit" The salesperson said.

"Yeah it looks totlly hot." said B'Loody Mary.

"You know what I am gona give it to you free cause u look really hot in that utfit. Hey are you gonna be at the concert tonight?" he asked.

"Yeah I am actually." I looked back at him. "Hey BTW my name's ebondy dark'ness dementia TARA way. what's yours?"

Snape: Again, very mature, changing one of your many middle names just to spite your friend.

"Tom Rid." He said and ran a hand through his black-dyed hair. "maybe I'll see you there tonight."

Voldemort: BOTH OF ME CANNOT BE ALIVE IN THE SAME TIME PERIOD. THAT'S IM-FLIPPING-POSSIBLE.

"Yeah I don't think so cause I am going there with my bf drako you sick perv!" I yelled angrily, but before he could beg me to go with him, Hargrid flew in on his black broom looking worried. "OMFG EBONDY U NEED OT GET BACK INTO THE CASTLE NOW!"

Snape: Wow...the suspense is killing me.

Hermione: You know, I'm impressed. This might be the first "cliff hanger" in this story that makes sense.