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AN: I sed stup flming da stryo! if ur a prep den dnot red it! u kin tel weder ur a prep or not by ma quiz itz on ma hompage. if ur not den u rok. if u r den FOOOOOK UFFFFFFFFFF! pz willo isn't rely a prep. Raven plz do dis il promis 2 giv u bak ur postr!
Sirius: Aww she's not angry with Raven anymore! That's so sweet. NOT.
Tom Riddle gave us some clothes n stuff 4 free.
Snape: Even after you called him a sick perv for asking if you would be at the concert tht night and mentioning that maybe he would see you there?
He said he wud help us wif makeup if he wunted koz he was relly in2 fashin n stuff. (hes bisezual).
Voldemort: That's a stereotype too.
Hargird kept shooting at us to cum back 2 Hogwarts.
Ron: Tee hee...cum.
Snape: Must your mind constantly be in the gutter?
Hermione: smh
"WTF Hargrid?" I shouted angrily. "Fuck off you fjucking bastard." Well anyway Willow came Hargird went away angrily
Harry: Yo, Hagrid, dude! You really gonna take that from her? You just walk away? No bitch smack or anything?
"Hey bitch you look kawaii." she said.
"Yah but not as kawaii as you." I answered sadly cause Willow's really pretty and everything.
Sirius: Okay?
She was wearing a short black corset-thingy with blood red lace on it and a blak blood-red miniskirt,leather fish-nets and black poiny boots that showed off how pale she wuz.
Dobby: Dobby doesn't understand how any of that shows off how pale a person is.
She had a really nice body wif big bobs and everything. She was thin enouff 2 be anorexic.
Voldemort: You can't have big ta-tas and be thin enough to be anorexic!
Hermione: I'm pretty sure that would look gross...
"So r u going 2 da concert wif Draco?" she asked.
"Yah." I said happily.
"I'm gong with Diabolo." she anserred happily.
Remus: Who is Diabolo?
Ron: Me.
Remus: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Hermione: Hey, hey, hey! Diabolo is MY man! MINE. THAT THIN ENOUGH TO BE ANOREXIC WIF BIG BOBS PRAT!
Dumbledore: Calm down, child! It's just fanfiction!
Hermione: YOU CALM DOWN!
Everyone: (stare)
Well anyway Draco and Diabolo came. They were both loking extremely hot and sexy and u could tell they thoufht we were ot 2. Diabolo was wearing a black t-shirt that said '666' on it.
Remus: HAHAHAHAHAHA A T-shirt with 666 on it?
Harry: Right? How lame!
He was wearing tons off makeup jus like Marylin Manson .
Hermione: EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW
Ron: Why? I actually think I like Marylin Manson's look.
Hermione: (Home Alone scream)
Draco was wearing black leather pants, a gothic black GC t-shirt and black
Snape: 15 points from Draco for his crap fashion sense.
Draco: Wtf? You can't do that!
Snape: Of course I can! I'M PROFESSOR SNAPE, BITCH!
Vans he got from da Warped tower.
Sirius: Okay, I honestly don't know what she's trying to say here.
B'loody Mart was going 2 da concert wif Dracola.
Hermione: Oh, no...Who is Dracola?
Dracola used to be called Navel but it tuned out dat he was kidnapped at birth and his real family were vampires.
Everyone: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
McGonagall: (laughing)VAMPIRES!(laughing)
Dumbledore:(laughing) Oh, goodness me!
Voldemort:Does he sparkle?
Hermione: NAVEL? IT'S NEVEL, YOU TWAT!
They dyed in a car crash.
Remus: Really? They dyed in a car crash? That's strange. I never dye things whilst a car crash is occurring.
Navel converted to Satanism and he went goth.
Hermione: Oh, wow...
He was in Slitherin now.
Snape: Again, Slytherins are not satanists!
He was wearing a black Wurped t-shirt, black jeans and shoes and black hair wif red streekz in it. We kall him Dracula now. Well anyway we al went 2 Draco's black Mercy-Bens (geddit cuz wer gpffik)
Harry: WTF?
that his dad Lucian
Draco: MY DAD IS LUCIUS! WHO THE HELL IS LUCIAN?
Snape: Your real father.
Draco: What?
Snape: What?
gave him. We did pot, coke and crak.
Harry: Don't forget: Crak is Wack.
Draco and I made out.
Voldemort: Sexy time!
Snape: STOP THAT.
We made fun of dose stupid fuking preps. We soon got there….I gapsed.
McGonagall: She gapsed?
Gerard was da sexiest guy eva!
Sirius: OH MY GOD, WE GET IT! I SWEAR SHE'S JUST HAVING CONCERT AFTER CONCERT JUST SO SHE CAN EXPRESS HOW SEXY SHE THINKS GERARD IS!
He locked even sexier den he did in pix. He had long raven blak hair n piercing blue eyes. He wuz really skinny and he had n amazing ethnic voice.
Remus: What is an ethnic voice?
We moshed 2 Helena and sum odder songz. Sudenly Gerard polled of his mask. So did the other membez. I gasped. It wasn't Gerard at all! It was an ugly preppy man wif no nose and red eyes...
Voldemort: I resent that!
Every1 ran away but me and Draco. Draco and I came. It was….Vlodemort and da Death Deelers!
Snape: EATERS! DEATH EATERS, GOD DAMN YOU!
Sirius: UGHHHH! WHY COULDN'T THIS JUST TAKE PLACE THE FIRST FUCKING TIME THIS HAPPENED?
"U moronic idiots!" he shooted angstily. "Enoby, I told u to kill Vampire. Thou have failed. And now….I shall kill thou and Draco!"
Voldemort: OMG! I'M STILL TALKING LIKE A HAMLET ASSHOLE!
"No no please!" We begged sadly but he took out his knife.
Voldemort: Oh, so now what? Am I going to shank them?
Sudenly a gothic old man flu in on his broomstick. He had lung black hair and a looong black bread. He wus werring a blak robe dat sed 'avril lavigne' on da back. He shotteda spel and Vlodemort ran away. It was…DUMBLYDORE!
Dumbledore: Aww, shit.