"I've been waiting for this day for a long time boy." Sidious said as he turned to face Yoda. "The last of the force musical sages."
"It wise not to understate me…S ith." Yoda said. "I'll go first to spare you the trouble."
"I'm Yoda
Commander of the third flights
Little known fact I also dope on the mic
You are Sith with those little boots capes
Also that hood to cover up your messed up face
We both have the force to move objects
But you are truly evil
But the jedi went back in time and turned you whack in the prequel
Cause look at you your barely alive
The world preferred you in space balls the Rick Moranis version."
"You can stop
You can't rhyme against the dark side of force
Why even bother
Nobody knows your mom
So I think you don't even have a father
You're a sad little man
Who fell for my plan?
You trying to grow a mustache
I call that a dirty Sanchez on your lip
You snitch
Let me remind you who you're messing with
Everything that happened
I'm the person who did it
I'm the original sith lord
Dooku was like a sorcerer's apprentice
These storms trooper makes the droid look nobody cared and just cloned it."
"You stink man
You style smells something sour
You need to wash up, dawg
Here step in my shower.
I'll turn all your friends against you
Just the word Jedi breeds haters
What's your lightsaber vs. a clan of your jedi neighbors?"
"Suck Vader's robot balls
Now you should take a step back
So I could cut your rhymes off
A little carbonite bath
For your goose stepping ass
I'll call Vader and see who got the last laugh."
Yoda jumped out through the window as Bail Organa drove off with Yoda.