The figure moved towards the frozen carbonite block containing the young girl. The figure reached out and pressed a few buttons on it and the block began to thaw out the girl. The figure caught the girl as she fell.
"Who are you?" Asked Ayy Kaim as the figure removed the helmet to reveal… Darth Vader.
(Vader)
"Someone who hates now stand up and rhyme,
I only thawed you out so I can beat you without,
You stalling for time,
Roar like Chewbacca,
The voice of Mufasa,
Like your dead friend Lufasa,
I strike back harder than the Paparazzi,
Brain toss your ass into the air,
Yahtzee,
Ask Indiana Jones,
Who the hell I am,
I'm certified sixth lord you punk,
So suck deez robot nutz,
I'm going to enjoy watching you die so let me do it… (Vader removes his helmet)
With my own eyes."
Ayy Kaim stares with fear. No wonder nearly everyone afraid this man except for ….
Boom
The door fell to the ground to reveal Obi-Wan.
"You seem stress Vader you appear to be in pain,
Don't worry your vacation will involve pain,
I mean you leading the empires army,
Disgraceful,
And It's you mic skills aren't fully operational,
You got Padme pregnant,
Then gave into the hate,
Now your 6'6 and black and can't even get a date,
Lightsaber, No you need a lifesaver,
Use the force to fix your Respirator,
You think you're powerful,
With your finger neck pinches?
You couldn't even get Luke into the family business,
Everything you do is and epic fail,
What wrong you're going to fight some more,
Sorry but now were leaving out the door."
Obi-wan grabbed his apprentice and ran to a nearby escape pod and flee the ship as Vader yelled with rage vowing to destroy them both.
Who won and who next because Nobody telling me who the face next So I'm coming up with them On my please send competitotrs.