New Year's Resolutions from Dragon Ball Universe!
- a Dragon Ball Z Collection -
Resolution Twelve: Krillin
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With that said, I hope you enjoy the story!
My new year's resolution is to help Master Roshi find the Dragon Balls and wish for eternal youth.
Why?
Well, after he finally achieves eternal youth, he hopefully won't "read" his magazines as much anymore.
And if he doesn't "read" his magazines as much anymore, then maybe Marron would be a lot less likely to accidentally find them.
I swear, even though Master Roshi usually puts his magazines away after "reading" them, as he full-well knows that my daughter could easily find them if they're merely lying around the house, he sometimes has been careless.
I remember the day, not too long ago, in fact, in which I had to give an awkward explanation to Marron about an image in one of the magazines.
Eighteen smacked Roshi across the face for carelessly leaving the magazine out, and had he not been so strong, he might have actually been harmed as a result of soaring through one of the walls of Kame House.
Maybe Eighteen's right. Maybe we should move out of this place and start a better life.
But then again, Master Roshi is relatively kind, the rent is very cheap, and aside from his occasional clumsiness with the magazines, he actually usually behaves himself around Marron.
However, there have been times in which he has acted totally inappropriately in front of Marron, such as the time around the Buu debacle when Yamcha made a rough landing with a jet while a few of us were trying to find the Dragon Balls, in which Roshi tried to tell Eighteen how he was grateful that her chest had saved him from injury during a crash, while showing his appreciation with hand gestures, all with Marron standing right there.
Eighteen and I want the best life for Marron possible. While Roshi will always be like a crazy grandfather to her, maybe it's time to move.
Maybe my new year's resolution instead should be helping Eighteen finally get Mr. Satan to hand over all the money he owes us.
I'm sure that with all that cash, we could get a great house.
There sure is a lot to think about.
May you have a great new year in which you devote a lot of time to thinking about things that are worth thinking about,
Krillin
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