A/N So I've decided to make it that all the guys (except one) aren't magical so its just the four girls which of course sets up for more drama because I really like drama,
Onwards tonto!
Chapter 2 A bitch to slap
Bright and early the next morning Randy Orton and John Cena made their way to the haunted house, John had tried to deter Randy from going up there, but the Viper wasn't listening. John wasn't stupid enough to think that Randy would let this go, his bruised ego fuelled him on his mission.
"Rand are you sure you want to do this? You ain't fucking with just some random guys daughter, this is Shawn Michales little girl. Shawn may not care for wrestling politics but you know Hunter does."
"I don't care John, she needs to be taught some respect" Randy growled stalking up the hill. The front door wide open because of the on going heat. The two guys themselves were in nothing but shorts making most the girls below go crazy with wanting. Randy tapped on the door once not seeing anyone around. A tall girl that he didn't reconize came down the stairs, her long black hair tyed into a loose ponytail.
"Iziah! Your telegram strippers are here!"
"Is your sister here?" Randy growled ignoring her comment, he wanted to punch John right now because he was trying not to laugh at her random words.
"That would depend which sister your looking for"
"The one that kicked me yesterday" Randy snapped annoyed at the pleased smile on her face.
Her smile seemed to brighten at his words "That would be Raven. Rae!"
"You don't have to scream Harmoni, I'm right here" Raven put in annoyed from her spot on the couch. She paused her game and looked to the two big men. "Oh its you. What can I do for you?"
"You owe me an apology"
"I did apologize and you told me to go and fuck myself which might add was extrememly rude"
"Do you have any idea who I am?"
"Tell me why I'm supposed to care?" Raven said getting up from her seat. Randy had to admit he liked the guts of the girl, here she was barely reaching his neck and yet she was still telling him exactly what was on her mind. Before he could say anything Raven pushed past him and looked down the hill. Right in front of her she couldn't believe what was happening. Two grown women, both blonde getting their kicks from throwing little round stones at a defenseless chicken. The poor confused bird tried to escape the assult but to no avail.
"Hey!" Raven shouted down the hill making everybody stop and pay attention. "If you don't stop that I'm gonna come down there and tear you both a new one!"
Both women practically laughed in her face which of course only made Raven madder. Being one of the first Hunters on Earth there was a time where animals were her only friends, over the years she had learnt to respect each and every animal. Not only because it was cruel to hurt them but because animals did more for humans than people realised or reconized. She reached in the doorway and pulled out a very long black pole.
"Venom" Harmoni warned knowing exactly what her sister could be like, to put it simply when she was angry even Iziah was afraid of her and that was saying something.
"Outta my way I have a bitch to slap" Raven stomped down the hill angrily as the two big blondes faced her, waiting for the on-slaught. Without a word she swung her pole twice knocking both blondes to the ground. Scooping up the stray chicken she stepped over the two women and headed home. She noticed the eyes staring and just wondered how long it would take for them to realise, just leave them alone or they were gonna get hurt.
"You were sayin?" Raven smiled at both men who were just looking at her actions still stunned. They didn't say anything, they just pushed past her and headed down the hill, already there were people checking on the two knocked out women. Raven put her pole back and went to the couch, chicken still in hand. She knew she would have to return it to John Doe but the thought of walking down the hill again just annoyed her. So she just orbed it back into his yard, no harm,no foul. Of course it didn't take long for her father to march back up the hill to talk about her latest actions.
"Venom!" Shawn shouted just barging in like usual. Raven lay on the couch where he couldn't see her, telling Harmoni telepathically not to tell him to look on the couch.
"She's on the couch Dad!"
"Damn it Iziah!" Raven cursed as Shawn found her before she could orb away.
"Venom in the course of two days you have smacked five people"
"Yeah I thought that was weird too, usually by now I've smacked out at least eight people"
Shawn closed his eyes trying not to yell "Raven I don't know how you do things on your planet but on Earth we don't go around smacking people out"
"But they deserved it!"
"No they did not and you know it. Now first thing tomorrow your going to go down there and apologize to Randy Orton, Beth Phoenix, Nattie Neidheart, Eve Torres and Kelly Kelly"
Raven folded her arms like a stubborn child "No."
"Do not make me superkick you girl"
Raven let out a sigh, the only thing she wanted right now was to be left alone, seriously that wasn't asking too much was it? Apparently it was. "Look I won't apologize, ok maybe to Randy but only because he's cute. However I will stop knockin them out"
"Thank you" Shawn said greatfully, he didn't expect her to say she was sorry but at least she was going to stop hurting people.
"Just answer me one question Dad" Raven started leading him to the front door, pointing down below he witnessed Heath Slater and Tyson Kidd teasing Jamie. The poor girl was just trying to get home but they decided to make it harder for her. Simply because she was obviously different with the way she was going on about the bright flowers that only she could see.
"What should I do about that?"
"Go, go, go" Shawn pushed her forward hurriedly, he would be fired on the spot if he showed violence but as always his daughters just wouldn't care if they got into trouble.
"Hey leave her alone"
Jamie looked to her sister relieved, if there was anyone that would help her it would be her sisters, oh and Storm.
"Or what?" Tyson looked to her small frame.
"Seriously dude you wanna push me? I've already taken out five people I won't hesitate to make it seven" Raven took Jamie's hand looking at the two men. "You know what your no challenge so we're just gonna walk away now. I suggest if you two still want that ability you'll leave us be"
They were about to start when they saw Randy walking their way, if anyone could get an apology from someone it was him. Raven brightened suddenly "Ah the man I was lookin for. I wanted to apologize for kickin you yesterday. I hope your balls are ok and hopefully you still have the ability to breed"
Randy went from anger to confusion, she just kept throwing curve balls and he wasn't sure how to take her, not lightly would be his first guess. Jamie's eyes widened at the pictures on his arms.
"He's so pretty!" Jamie gushed, loudly.
"I know, believe me the best part is when he walks away" Raven giggled at her sister, it was like Randy wasn't even there.
Randy still didn't know what to say but he was pretty sure she blatently said she had been perving. He had never come across a woman like her and as much as he hated it, he was starting to like it. But only a little.
"Crap I've confused him. Looks as though he's just a pretty face. Pity I could of had some fun" Raven shrugged pushing past him, Jamie waving good-bye cheerfully. Randy had never been so confused in his entire life. One minute she was kicking him, then saying sorry, then perving and then calling him stupid. Either she had a death wish or he was losing his scare factor. He wasn't sure what was worse.
"You ok Rand?" John cut through him, his blue eyes glued to the hill. Randy followed his gaze side-stepping his own confusion.
"Thats a death sentence Cena and you know it"
"What?" John asked innocently as they both headed home. Randy just wanted to push those psycho's from his mind.
"You were looking at the blonde. You realise thats Shawn's daughter, he will kill you"
"I was just looking Rand, no harm in that is there"
"According to those psycho's, probably"
"I think you like her" John teased
Randy narrowed his icy orbs at his friend "I like her about as much as I liked getting hit in the balls"
John howled with laughter, Randy may of had an instant disliking to them but secretly he wanted to get to know the over excited blonde, John would have some real fun with her.
