Chapter 16 Piggies & txts

Shockingly after Harmoni's little scare and Iziah's free killing and friend making, the Untouchables had a day of no drama. Everything went smoothly and for one day they were normal girls living a normal life. Raven was a tad pessimistic about the tranquility, something was bound to ruin it. At least her "buddy", the killer had ceased for a moment, it gave her time to comprise her list, hopefully she would get to complete it before she went about the other parts of her plan. Oh yeah, Raven (as always) had a devious plan that no one knew about. The only thing she was worried about now was Jamie's birthday which was in a few days, she would of course have to be reminded that she was turning seventeen but that was ok because Raven had the perfect present. She was going to wait but who knew, she could be busy tracking a blood thirsty serial killer on her birthday so Jamie would be lucky and get her present now.

"Jamie! Come down here! I gots a prezzie for you!" Raven shouted up the stairs where Jamie was getting ready for bed. She hoped Jamie liked her present, it was a bit weird for a seventeen year old but that didn't matter, at least it wasn't a bomb like she had gotten for one of her many seventeenths. Jamie bounded down the stairs happily, her feetie pjs halfway undone.

"You wanted me Rae?"

"Yeah I got a present for you" Raven pulled out a cardboard box with her name on it.

Say that with your hands down your pants and it'll sound so much creepier Iziah thought to her, her little chuckle bought a smile to her face.

Yeah I won't be doing that Izzy "Well open it up Jam"

"What is it?" Jamie asked tentively as the box wirggled, yes Jamie actually believed that in this small box was a british guy.

"Open it and find out, I give you my word it won't hurt you"

"Yeah since when has Rae bought you something that would hurt you" Storm put in coming down the stairs, fresh from the shower.

Jamie knelt down by the box and pulled back the flaps, her face instantly brightened. "Its a piggy!"

"Happy birthday Jam"

She took the runt from the box and cradled it like a baby, she had always wanted a pet for her own but with all the other animals it was hard finding one that would fit in, apparently a runt would be fine. "Oh he's so cute! Can I name him?"

"Sure. He ain't got a name yet"

"Can I name him John Cena?"

"You can name him anythin you want"

"I'm totally naming him Spider-pig" Jamie cooed rocking it gently, a slight oinking from its lips was like music to her ears. Jamie truely loved her odd present.

"Now this is a list on how to take care of Spider-pig, you have to do these things everyday and if you don't remember I will remind you"

Jamie wasn't listening she was too busy with her pig, cooing, gently rocking and talking gently to her 'baby'

"Are you sure this is a good idea?" Storm asked "She's gonna be really upset when the runt dies in a few weeks"

"I've kept him for a while so he's past his death date, as long as we remind her to take care of him, he'll be fine"

"Ok and what happens when he gets bigger?"

"We kill him and replace him with another pig. Hey we'll never be outta bacon"

Storm couldn't help but laugh "Well you've got all the bases covered"

"You expected somethin less from me?"

Storm looked to her watch "I'm gonna go upstairs to bed now, hopefully Twig ain't too tired to fool around"

"No he's not, he's hopin to get some action"

Storm shuddered, a tad disturbed that Raven knew that. "You know I'm just happy that I know someone that doesn't work for the WWE"

"Yeah he's workin for the enemy, wonder if he's friends with Kirk Angel?"

"Man I hope not!" Storm called heading up to her room.

"Jamie?" Raven got her attention again, "Did you hear me about the list?"

"Yessum Rae, will he die if I don't take care of him?"

"Yes, Jam he needs lots care and love and if you follow the list everyday he'll be perfectly fine"

Jamie lept at her sister hugging her happily, Spider-pig gave a little oink. "Oops sorry Spider-pig, mummy didn't mean to squash you"

"Jamie take your piggy upstairs and set up his home, I've left some stuff for you in your room"

"Ok and thank you Raven"

"Your welcome darlin"

"Oh one more thing. His name is Spider-pig!"

"Sorry sweetie, take Spider-pig upstairs and set up his home"

Jamie climbed the stairs singing at the top of her lungs, Raven could tell that Jamie was going to be the best at taking care of Spider-pig because already Raven knew that Jamie loved that pig like a child.

Jamie happily hummed to herself as she set up Spider-pig's home, she was so happy to have her own pet and nothing that would hurt her like one of Iziah's pets that were like a million feet tall or one of Raven's pets that was always venomous. Spider-pig was a simple normal pet and she loved him. She loved him almost as much as she loved John Cena and that was saying something.

"There you go my little darling" Jamie cooed picking Spider-pig up and putting him in his new home. She loved his little oinks and curly tail. Gently she curled his tail around her slender finger so tempted to pull it.

"Don't pull his tail, he won't like it!" Raven shouted up the stairs.

"Ok!" Jamie lent down by her baby "I love you so much Spider-pig, I will take care of you forever and ever I promise and maybe one day you can have your own babies, Oh that would be sooooo awesome!" She looked down at him lovingly as he settled in, soon enough he was asleep. Her phone went off with tiny vibrations, squealing with delight she answered it.

"Hello?" No one answered and Jamie realised it wasn't ringing, it had a text message. Giggling she opened it up.

Hey you still on for b'day sleepover

lol yeah Jilly & I got a pig!

wat?

lol Raven bought me a cute little piggy for my birthday, he's so cute I've named him Spider-pig She sent Jilly a photo of her new baby. Jamie didn't care if Jilly thought it was lame, Jamie loved Spider-pig and that wouldn't change simply because she didn't approve.

Oh he is soooooo cute! I sent the pic to Bex & she says the samething

lol thanks, do you mind if I bring him to sleepover? Rae says he needs lots of love and I dont want him to die :(

course you can! maybe we can scare John, hes scared of piggys

lol really?

Yeah its weird

Jamie giggled putting her phone down and looking at Spider-pig again, she never felt this much love for anything, well except John Cena but according to the others that would pass. Jamie didn't think so, she may of been missing half her brain but she knew love. Her phone buzzed again, thinking it was Jilly or Bex she opened it quickly only to be puzzled.

Hey how you be?

good...not to be rude but you are? I dont reconize your number

...John

Goodman? Layfield? Morrison? Travolta?

lol Cena

omg! how did you get my number?

borrowd it from Jilly, heard it was your birthday wanted to say happy birthday!

lol thanks is it true your scared of piggys?

wouldn't say scared but they freak me a little lol

thats alright british ppl freak me out

lol serious?

yeah you would be scared too if you watched austin powers

ur right and working with Wade barrett doesn't help

lol well I gots to sleep now John will you text me again?

sure I'd love too goodnight Jam and sweet dreams xoxo

His text made her smile wider than anything and Jamie settled into a peaceful sleep.

John flipped his phone down and sighed, he knew he shouldn't be texting her, it would only lead to trouble but he couldn't help it. He thought he could shake Jamie easily but something about the bright eyed sixteen year old wouldn't leave his mind or other parts of his antomy. Settling down in his bed he tried to clear all thoughts of Jamie but in the end his brain just wouldn't listen and John found himself waiting almost inpatiently for her birthday, if all went to plan he had one helluva gift for Jamie.