Admission

The Treaty of Rome solidified the European Union, which promotes European integration. After centuries of crude wars, Europe rested in union against powerhouses in China, Russia and America. In 2007, it welcomed two new members – Romania and Bulgaria.

However, is the EU ready for more?

The EU countries always meet up in the city of Brussels, Belgium. The meeting was supposed to be starting, but everyone was still waiting. Greece was taking his usual nap. Estonia was on his cellphone. Belgium was looking around the meeting hall, and jotted something on a pad.

"Germany, I've done a head count," Belgium said, "…and only one's missing without validation is Italy."

Seated on the far end of the table, Germany seemed stern in the light atmosphere of things.

"Not those two again," Germany coldly stated, "We'll have to begin our meeting without either one of them anyways. Meeting begins, you maggots!"

Suddenly, the 26 EU members all sat down and stared into one another's eyes. Germany coughed out slightly and began the session.

"Fellow countries of Europe, welcome to the EU," Germany cried, "today's session will be in regards to the expansion of the EU. Anyone with suggestions for potential member states, please voice out."

"I know," England shouted, "why not have Turkey join in? He's very much involved in the EU already."

"England, you're drunk with whiskey!" France yelled back, "Turkey is not European enough, same with Morocco. I refuse him as a fellow European nation."

"Fair enough, I do agree that Turkey is not European enough," Germany said.

"But Turkey has land in Europe!" England exclaimed, "So you two are implying that this EU accepts only nations who have land in Europe."

England got up and walked around the hall. He reached out for Cyprus, seated next to the sleeping Greece. England quickly threw him out of the door at once.

"What did you do that for?" Germany demanded, "There better be a reason on this!"

"You said that Turkey is not European enough, so I threw out Cyprus," England justified, "mind you that Cyprus is 100% on Asian soil."

"But don't Cyprus have European culture in him?" France claimed.

"England, you're acting loca!" Spain cried, pulling out a red cape, "run past this thing to vent out your anger."

"Do I look like your bull?" England snapped back as he returned to his seat, still fuming mad.

"Okay, anyone else want a shot at this?" Germany asked, "And raise your hand this time round."

After a brief silence, Lithuania raise up his hand.

"I propose that Belarus should be given the chance to…" he said.

"Liet, I don't know what that witch seriously drugged you with!" Poland exclaimed, "But you're like making a dumb choice to nominate that totally last dictatorship in Europe. She like broke all your limbs every time you two went out, seriously."

"So it's a no," Germany said, "next nomination?"

"How about Moldova," Romania claimed.

"I strongly object," Hungary voiced out, "I objected to bring in another Romanian dog into our group. Furthermore, Moldova is going through a bad cold. That will infect the rest of us, and that'll be the end for us."

"Hey, Moldova just needs some help here!" Romania cried, "You don't need to slander the Romanians so."

"If we must look into East Europe, I would prefer Ukraine," Hungary stated, "she has enough tracts of land for the entire union and herself to go, and we can fight on her side if things get ugly with Russia."

"Oui, the Ukraine will make a fine addition of course," France agreed, "and her body is something out of Europe."

"Yeah right, as if Russia would ever fight with his beloved elder sister," Romania said.

Suddenly, a hand grabbed hold of Romania's hand. That hand belonged to Russia, as Romania found out as he turned behind.

"You called…" he said creepily, and Latvia immediately fainted in his seat.

"Hey, this is an official EU meeting!" England exclaimed, "Russia, get your arse out of here this instance."

"Isn't it splendid for me to come here on my own?" Russia said, "I just wanted to have some quality time with old friends… like dear Romania or Lithuania…"

"Hands off my Liet, or I totally make your capital Warsaw!" Poland proclaimed.

"You can take Romania away if you really want him that badly," Hungary said.

Germany was annoyed by the presence of an intruder, causing nations to freak out and even quarrel. He grabbed onto a headpiece and spoke through it.

"Security, we have a problem in the meeting room," he called.

In a few seconds, Prussia came in. He was wearing a Prussian blue uniform of the German state police.

"The security of the awesome me has arrived!" Prussia proclaimed, "Where is that rough Houser?"

"Kindly remove Russia by all means, by force if you see the need," Germany instructed.

Just then, Italy was just outside the meeting room's doors. In his hand, there was a plate of pizza and he was eating a slice of it. Before he could enter the meeting, the door flew open and Russia slammed into Italy and sent them crashing to a wall.

"That will be of no concern," Russia simply stated while smiling, "everyone will eventually be one with Mother Russia soon."

"So I'm not the only one kicked out," Cyprus noted.

"Was that Italy I just saw?" Austria wondered, "No, must be a trick of my eyes."

"Say West, how about I join your little Union meetings too?" Prussia suggested, "I can guarantee the EU will be a big hit with the awesome me in…"

However, a frying pan flew by and it hit Prussia's face, causing him to faint.

"I can see you now, Old Fritz…" Prussia sang before fainting.

"He's going back to his Kingdom days again," Austria commented, "and then he'll go back to the times as a Teutonic Knight."

"Let's not mention any of the three Russias for now," Germany said, "do we have other suggestions?"

"I just remembered one point – European culture!" England said, "Let's say we bring in Australia and Canada and America in…"

"They are more far-fetched than Turkey!" Germany yelled.

"Face it; you just want more allies on your side during meetings," Holland said, "what a sore loser after losing his empire."

"And I thought that was France only," Belgium said, "in fact, I am only happy to have gotten rid of Congo in the first place. Leopold was an idiot for adopting him without my consent."

"But they are considered as European cultures…" England cried out, "Especially America, almost all of us taught him our cultures…"

"The only reason we had agreed to this union in the first place is to have people stop calling us America's running dogs," France said.

"Estonia, note that down on the next meeting," Germany said, "an inquiry as to nations of similar European-based cultures."

"And include a full check-up whether England actually qualifies for it," France added, "I will start with his body and do a throughout check-up."

"Hey, I got something," Denmark exclaimed, "Norway and Iceland will be fine additions to the Union."

"Nor'y say he won't work with a bastar' dow' sur'," Sweden said.

"Well, who is that bastard?" Denmark wondered, "Is it… Germany?"

"Uh… he still doesn't know Norway was referring to him…" Finland stated to Sweden, "But how about a joke on Russians to pass time?"

"Bet'r not," Sweden replied, "'till outsid'."

"These Union meetings rarely work out…" Germany claimed, "I should just leave this group."