Title: Hybrid Social Induction: HSI

Characters: Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick, Butters "Leopold" Stotch, Wendy Testaburger, Tweek Tweak, Craig Tucker, Bebe Stevens, Phillip "Pip" Pirrup, Damien Thorne, Christophe "Ze Mole" DeLorne, Gregory, Token Black, Clyde Donovan, Kevin Stoley, Thomas, Nina "Arachna" Moore, Queenie, Rocco, Maddy, Rydia and other OC's.

Rating: T

Summary: People never knew such a school could exist where children could learn what breed they were and why they were having weird instincts. But apparently there is…

Pairings: Kydia, Bunny, Cartie and Hanan.

Warnings! Swearing, Violence, Homosexuality, Possible sexual content and…weird stuff?

Disclaimer: I do not own any South Park characters. They all belong to Matt Stone and Trey Parker. I do, however, own Adam, Jen, Maddy, Rocco,Rydia, Queenie and Nina. I don't own any other OC's used in this story other than mine.


Reviews~!


Raining Skittles- Tomas is awesome~! I'll be sure to put that in somewhere there then ;) You're welcome, and he is cute :D

Cupcake Queen Liz- Yes, and education is very important~! That should be a catchphrase from the amount of times we've both said it XD

Rocco and toothpaste, something none of us ever want to encounter D: Haha, I'm glad Jen and Adam are able to make you laugh XD Rocco's a chill guy until you put him in the same room as Damien or Kyle ;P Well, the same as when a girl and a boy were in the same room as well~! ;D

He is an interesting character and him and Rocco are going to have some best buddy moments, definitely XD I know :C Anza is nowhere to be found, more of because Kattily never put in any form so it's sad. But there's nothing I can do about it. Ella's entrance~! Yay~! Makes me squeal and I'm the one who wrote it. Shows how much I like Ella's character :)

Kaylen's like that with everyone she first meets XD It's not poor Lovisa's fault :P Haha, I can't have a South Park fic without the odd names. Besides, wouldn't you want a teacher with Mr Humpback as a name? XD Well, Kaylen's just giving her a little bit of attention. We'll just have to see where things go from here ;D Rocco would fall asleep. He's such a lazy ass XD

Well, she's not bitchy, she's afraid of loneliness which is why I figured her and Queenie would make quite good friends, because Queenie's also afraid of being alone. She's got raspberry coloured hair ;D The same colour as in Crush. Well, I just had to clear that up for anyone who would've thought that she was born with it XD

I had to put that in here somewhere XD I mean, it's just awesome, isn't it? Pissed off Rocco is a guaranteed considering how he is ;P I know what they're going to pull on Kyle and man, is Rydia going to be pissed? XD Thank you, Rossie's not too hard to write about but I'm still trying hard to get his character down. Ollie and Davy had to be mentioned, they're too funny not to mention.

Raquel is going to be a good one to write about given hers and Rocco's chemistry. Chloe is actually one of those woman teachers who all the boys have a crush on or have the hots for but she's just a background teacher so she doesn't count for anything XD

Will do~! :D

XxX Violet XxX- Thank you~! I try to make every chapter have at least over ten pages :D Yeah, the details do take quite a while to sit down and write because you got to make sure they're exactly right :) Oh, I have a feeling your OC will appear somewhere ;D He's a very nice OC, you should be proud of him ;P Thank you for taking the time to read this story :)

SerenaKyle- Thank you, I'll be sure to make sure every chapter is worth reading :)

Michlon- Wow, thank you for the long review :D I love them. Haha, I always have to have long chapters, it's kind amah thing ;D I have a high rep? Seriously? I need a moment to squeal and act like a tard after that sentence XD Thank you very muchly~! :3

Well, you can't have a brother not being weird to his little sister now, can we? The Hail family likes to keep things in order, which usually means toothpaste does have its own cupboard. Haha, he's a big kind trapped inside a grown's up body alright. Shame he can't see it himself C: Thank you. It was a touch I had to add to hopefully be able to make you guys imagine it. Oh yes, I can't write Christophe's part without his amazing accent :D

They are a laid-back family and they're very easy going as well. You'd definitely want to hang around them if you were to meet them. Either that or run away as soon as you see them considering they're pretty weird. Basically, the whole Hail family is based off parts of my own family. For instance, I based the mum off my own mum and the sister, Maddy, off my own sister. But I based the dad, Adam, off of me in small doses. So, yeah, they're not your average family XD Rydia and Adam have a close father/daughter relationship because he's loveable, an idiot, but still adorable. Jen is the boss of the house as she is always having to keep Adam in line ;D You've read this family very well :)

Tomas is indeed a pervert. Yes, you should expect gropage on all kinds of different girls. It's kind of his thing ;D Sexual Harassment Panda won't be able to stop him but it's a good idea, huh? It's his way of expressing his interest in all kinds of girls, I shall say :P Rocco is more mature than Tam and has his own types (Barely…) and knows not to hit on girls too young for himself. Yes, Tam finds poor, little Rydia very weird. It is a blessing in disguise, as you said, so she's somewhat thankful. Haha, she'll forgive him. After all, he is someone she looks up to often XD

The Rydia and Ella friendship is a very positive and normal girly friendship, right? They're totally going to be painting each other's toenails later and talking girly stuff XD If they even know how to do that. I'm afraid they're more of the type of friends to sit down in front of a game and stuff popcorn in their faces ;P You're welcome. I'm starting to take a huge liking for Lovisa. She seems so…interesting. I can't really explain my feelings towards her because they're sort of mixed, you see. She seems like a very awesomtastic character and yet, I hardly know her so I'm waiting until much later to pass judgement. (I am so not freaked out right now. I am welcoming those E whatchamacallits like a leprechaun welcomes rainbows, and please don't be freaked out by that either XD) Lovisa came across as an out-going curious person to me so, being me, I write characters as how I see them. Kaylen and her will have many hilarious moments together, I can be sure of that. Kaylen is a very gentle giant. You have to get to know her first before she lets you be friends with her XD Haha, Mr Humpback is always going to be that one headteacher that you'll never forget due to how ridiculous his name is. Rocco is laid-back but he's pretty rude at the same time. I'd love a teacher like that too but at the same time, I know exactly what his lessons are going to be like, so I'm pretty much neutral on wanting him as a teacher XD

Rydia loves Pip (Probably got that from me. Although, she likes Butters more than Pip and I like Pip more than Butters so…this was completely pointless. Sorry for wasting your time :C) and loves lonely kids so she reaches out to anyone in need of a friend :) Haha, of course it would. I mean, Rydia just doesn't understand that staring makes people feel awkward. Aw, thank you~! :3 Well, Kyla doesn't exactly need the hate from Wendy but cause Wendy's being misunderstood here there's of course going to be highschool drama! :D Nope, not all teachers are going to be as cool as Rocco XD Wendy's not a bitch, she's just misunderstanding a simple mistake :P Plus Queenie and her are so mature, they both bring out the sweetest side of each other. Wendy obviously didn't understand that it was obvious that Queenie wasn't born with it. But in all honesty, I wanted everyone to know that Queenie wasn't born with that hair colour because I've seen way too many SP OC's where their hair is their natural hair colour.

Enemies feuding with each other? Hell yeah that's highschool drama~! :D Yep, they've got a brotherly friendship alright. Because if I can't have Creek in my story, I shall have them being as close as they can possibly get without it being gay XD Bromance fist bump~! Who wants to fist bump me? 8D Anybody..? No-one? –Lowers fist- Okay…Yes, Tomas has to have his serious moments. Especially when dealing with his students. Because once you take them on board, they're yours to make sure they stay alive, healthy and happy –Serious face- I think I want to dabble in the whole Tomas and Maureen fatherly/daughterly relationship more. It seems like an interesting approach, doesn't it? :)

Nah, not really a crush, just Hailey being Hailey XD Hailey just happens to love calling Rydia's older brother hot. It's like an instinct of hers. Yes, Hailey is the more out-going of the cousins, but then again, Kaylen's not shy. Just anti-social until you approach her :) Oh no, Kaylen is definitely the type not to hesitate on killing or plotting against someone. If you read about her in HighOffOfSouthPark's form that she submitted to this story, then you'll know she is extremely for plotting against someone. Yes, Rocco does hate Kyle. He has a reason for hating him (This time) and it's not one that is reasonable, but more realistic in weird world sense. Yes, that is exactly where I was going with the whole Rocco being of higher authority to Kyle :D You reached into my mind and pulled out my idea. You genius…

Yes, there will be teacherxteacher relationships, because what would a highschool fic be without them? C: That's an interesting story because I always imagined that, even with the teachers not being married to each other, they still had their own little flings going on in school. Like for instance, my English teacher and the receptionist totally had a thing for each other and we all could tell he was trying to chat her up so we always wonder whether they ever took their breaks to the janitors closet, if you know what I mean? –Wink wink-

Aw, but I love personal thoughts. They're so…personal :3 You're totally welcome, and I'm sorry if I weirded you out in this comment. Thank you, I actually have no idea where this story is going but stay tuned to see wherever it ends up (Preferably Hell because it's that bad XD). School is cool to me so I stick to it and it's my first priority~! :B Thank you, I shall need that luck~! Nah, not too stressed out :) Bye~! –Waves-

Phantom Nini- There shall be more delightfulness~! Soon, when I can get my brain working…

katielynnleigh- Thank you~! I sure hope I did, because it would be unbelievably bad if I didn't D: Thank you~! I don't see it being interesting, myself, considering I have no idea what I'm going to do with it but we shall see :)

XMistressChaosx- I don't know, dude, I don't know –Shakes head- You could actually and I would be really flattered because I already know how much you make someone happy with your words :) Thank you~! :D

Haha, Adam, Jen and everyone in the Hail family will always be as weird as they come and they say thank you too ;) It made perfect sense to me! Except for the part about Rydia being normal~! :D That part I do not get XD

Tam is a very interesting OC, very creatively designed too :) Ella will always be one of my favourites :P Lovisa is an interesting one to me, I am however leaving judgement till much later because I haven't been able to write that much of her yet :3 Kaylen is an always OC character in my stories because she's so damn cool :D Haha, Kyle will always be that guy who has made a wrong turn in his life and now has to pay for it through the magic of Rydia's friends~! ^_^

Kyla does seem nice. Rydia loves reaching out to people who need it, it's one of her special qualities. Maureen is a good one. I don't know how much of her I'll write but she's one I shall be writing a fair bit about in the next chapter, hopefully ^w^ Haha, it does seem a bit like Crush. Although, I don't know how good I am at picking OC's but I shall go by your judgement.

Romance will be in here ;D And many other things too (LIKE DRAMA, SHAAAA~! XD). Fangirl away~! I have many different reactions to fangirling and I shall accept yours with a grin~! :D (That is my grin…Apparently, I have no teeth…)

Thank you so much for the kind words. I always look forward to your reviews (And Michlon's now too, she had amazing review quality) I love your reviews. Don't be silly, they're always going to be fun for me to read. I love whatever anyone comments on one of my stories, they always make me smile, no matter how long or how short they are :) So thank you~! –Hugs-

fangirl-crossing- Thank you~! :D I'm glad you do~! :P OC's are my speciality, I think. Rocco/Raquel is officially named Hanan ;D Tam (Tomas) is an exceptionally vibrant character who will make many appearances ;P Maureen is a nice character, she seems so cute to me X3 Thank you, I shall~!

Kari the Robot Bunny- Don't worry about it, review whenever you like :D Rydia's family is definitely unique, no? ;3 Rocco and Raquel have many issues in this story that need to be addressed XD Plus I love writing about their relationship :3 Hanan is their official name, by the by ;) Updates won't come regularly, I'm afraid, considering the lack of time on my hands :C But I will try :D

Don't stress over it, I love any review :) I'm a sucker for anyone who even reads my stories. It makes me happy just to know that you guys are all enjoying it, so even reviews such as : "Love this~!" don't bother me :3 I have never heard of that. Is it any good? It sounds interesting :D


A/N: Sorry this took so long to get out but I was really busy sorting out a form for my placement for work. Very soon, guys, I shall be working with children :D I am really happy because it's what I've wanted to do for so long now. But I am going to be writing my book on the side ;) And it'll leave me plenty of time to work on my fics as well. But I do have Mondays, Tuesdays and Wednesdays at college, Thursdays hanging out with my friends and Fridays at work. Saturdays and Sundays are relaxing time~! ;D Aaaaawwww yeeeeaaaaahhhh~! XD Thank you all for the lovely reviews as well =^.^= They make me happy~! :D

And I am afraid my updates won't be too quick but I hope you'll all forgive me for that :)

Onto the story~! :D


Token walked to his first class with a calm smile on his face as he heard the bustling students around him. His first class was Maths and he knew he was going to enjoy it what with there being new students to meet. He had hoped Clyde would be with him, or at least Tweek or Craig so as to help with talking to new people, but he was independent so he wasn't too bothered by not having any of his best friends with him.

His palm pressed against the door and it swung open letting out a loud bang as it clashed with the wall behind it making his eyes widen at the force of his push. He hadn't actually pushed it that hard so what happened?

Ignoring it, or at least trying to, Token walked through the door and noticed half the class was already there and had probably seen his little, or rather big, display with the door. Sighing, he went and sat next to the only other person he knew. Kyle.

Despite what everyone else thought about Stan and Craig's group, half of the two groups actually got along. For instance, Kyle and him were quite good friends considering Cartman and Craig were always arguing, along with Stan backing up the fat boy's point, but only because of the fact that he wanted a reason to argue with Craig over his hatred for him.

Token turned to Kyle and offered the red head a warm smile. "Hey, dude"

Kyle waved and shuffled in his seat, looking slightly worried. "Hey, dude, what was with you and that door?"

Token groaned. He should've expected someone to notice, it wasn't exactly the quietest entrance. "I don't actually know. I just went to push the door open and it suddenly flew back"

"That's…weird" Kyle's right eyebrow rose up and his mouth went into a thin, straight line, already looking like he was thinking it over. Token watched as he sighed and shook his head.

"I've got nothing, Token, sorry. It actually doesn't make any sense, unless you actually did push it too hard. Are you sure you just didn't push it hard subconsciously?" Kyle asked, looking at the door now as the teacher at the front just paced back and forth from the computer to his desk.

"No, I'm positive I made sure to open it slowly. You know me, dude. I hate attention, why would I want to draw attention to myself by doing that?" Token asked, exasperated.

Kyle shook his head, once again. "No, I know, but…" Kyle sighed and scratched the back of his neck in frustration. "Maybe you should go to your tutor about it then?"

"My tutor's a nut job…" Token muttered, more to himself than to Kyle before he closed his eyes, trying to calm down. He opened them again and then looked at Kyle with a relaxed expression. "Yeah, I'll just go to him. Thanks, dude"

"You're welcome, dude" Kyle patted Token, gently, on the back and faced forward once again.

"Hello, my name Mr Hanawanataki. You listen when I speak cause I speak true Maths" Mr Hanawanataki spoke up, clapping his hands together and smiling with joy.

Token turned to Kyle and gave him a smirk. "He's such a stereotype it's ridiculous"

Kyle laughed, quietly, under his breath. "His accent makes me laugh. Not trying to be nasty but…it's hilarious"

A paper ball hit Token at the back of his head and he turned, giving whoever threw it a nasty glare. His glare dropped, however, when he saw it was a girl waving her hand and smiling like crazy at him. Furrowing his eyebrows, he gave her a slow, awkward wave back and was about to turn around when she shook her head and hands in a no gesture, making sure he stayed facing her.

She scribbled something on a piece of paper and Token then noticed a lollipop stick was sticking right out of her closed mouth, making her cheek pop with the side it rested in as she sucked it. He didn't realize you could actually eat in a classroom until now. Rules must've changed then…

The paper was then tossed back to him, to which he caught, and he opened it up making sure not to show Kyle it, just in case.

I heard what you were talking about, plus I think nearly everyone saw the way the door opened. You do realize we are in a Hybrid school so that could be your inner animal coming out, slowly…

Just saying ;P

X

Token gave a quick glance to the girl who chucked it and noticed her doing the Math that was up on the board, being explained by the Chinese teacher, and got curious as to why she would tell him this. Mind you, she did have a point. It could very well be that, and if in fact it was, he was screwed.

After that note, Token barely even glanced at the Math problems given to them up on the board and on the sheets handed out, only noticing how fast Kyle was solving them and the note still sat neatly in front of him. He knew that one day, your instincts would come because, duh, why else would you be at this school? But to be honest, it still shocked him. Maybe he should go and ask his tutor about this.

The bell rang and Token packed his stuff away, taking notice of Kyle waving goodbye to him and waving back before he waited outside for that strange girl who sent him the note. When he noticed her walking out and almost walking past him, he caught up to her and walked beside her.

"Hey, uh, the one who sent me the note"

"My name is Arabella" The girl spoke up, her large brown eyes looking up at him with amusement.

"Oh, right. Anyway, why did you give me this note?" Token asked, growing more and more curious.

Arabella gave him a small smile, with the lollipop still stuck in her mouth. "Can't on student help out another?"

Token blinked before giving her a confused look. "Well, yeah, but not many people do that for strangers"

"It's no big deal though and if I know how to solve it, shouldn't I help you?" Arabella asked, grinning now.

Their walk had leaded them to an almost deserted hallway, save for a few people walking to their second lesson. Token stopped right in front of the short girl and gave her a serious look.

"That is nice of you and all, and I am grateful, don't get me wrong, it's just…it's weird seeing a stranger help someone they don't know" Token explained, grinning sheepishly.

Arabella shrugged, her white and black shirt moving with her action. "Yes, but I love helping out, so there~!" She took her lollipop out of her mouth with a pop and stuck her tongue out childishly, making sure to grin along with that.

Token coughed. "Fine, you helped and that's what you do. That's it, I guess…"

A heavily black dressed girl walked past them and the girl grinned, watching the girl walk past towards a classroom. Arabella then turned to Token and smiled, giddily.

"Listen, I have to go now cause I have English but…go to your tutor, alright?"

Then Arabella was off, rushing towards the door the black haired girl had gone through. He nodded to no-one and silently walked the other way, just as confused as ever. That girl had been anything but normal and just screamed strange but he would wait and see what would happen now with his tutor.


Arabella walked through the door and placed her right hand above her eyes on her forehead and popped her scorpion lollipop back in her mouth. Looking around, she made sure to spot the right person in the crowd of teenagers all bunched together. Once she found who she was searching for, she beamed and skipped her way over to her.

Plopping herself down on a plastic chair, Arabella grinned at the girl in front of her and waved, excited. "Hello, it's me again"

The girl sighed in aggravation and nodded. "I know…"

Arabella blinked before putting on a mock baby tone and sad face, leaning forward slightly. "Aw, you sound sad. What is up?"

The girl dragged her skinny hands down her freckled cheeks and hissed low in her throat, not too loud that Arabella would hear.

"Nina, can I call you Ni Ni?" Arabella asked, her smile turning proud and hopeful.

Nina blinked, shocked and pointed an accusing finger in Arabella's face. "How do you know my name?"

Arabella waved her hands up and grinned, her eyes closing slightly. "People always call you it so I figured that was your name"

Nina shook with rage before her face became flushed with anger. "My name is Arachna, not Nina!" Her face held a frown before she blinked and froze up. Arabella, once watching with fascination at Nina's fury, blinked and waved a hand in front of Nina's face. When that didn't do anything, she pouted and placed a finger on her lips in thought.

Nina then all of a sudden began acting all sullen and unemotional. Her hands shook at her side but the rest of her body still sat, frozen. Arabella blinked, confused. Watching with curiosity, she waited for the other girl to somehow unfreeze herself, or something, but nothing happened.

"Hey, you okay?" Arabella asked, her eyes showing a hint of worry.

Nina's half-lidded brown eyes moved towards Arabella and she opened her mouth, ready to reply. "No, I'm stuck in a whole room with conformists of the world and its stereotypical ways…and, uh, y-you know…all that"

Nina's eyes darted around the room and she looked petrified. She looked so out of place compared to everyone and Arabella couldn't help but let a giggle slip past her lips at the awkwardly placed girl. Nina gave her a glare before asking her what was so funny.

Arabella shook her head and placed a hand over her mouth. "It's you. You're so humorous"

Nina blinked and tilted her head a little, and she pointed to herself. "Me..?"

It shocked her to hear that since no-one had actually complimented her, well her dad had but he didn't count, and it made her mouth twitch.

Arabella noticed this. She grinned and poked Nina's cheek.

"Hey, are you smiling?"

Nina slapped her hands away, flushing. "No! I was not!"

Arabella laughed and Nina crossed her arms across her chest. Man, she almost wished that this girl wasn't going to be in the same dorm as her…but then again…she supposed it wouldn't be too bad.


Kasper looked around the canteen and gulped, his eyes taking in everyone around him. He could already feel the pressure of everyone knowing his deepest, darkest secret. It's not like he was ashamed of it, he just knew that if his secret were to get out, he may as well not call himself part of this school as everyone would shun him if he were to even look their way after they find out what he is.

He was hoping though, that this break time would go smoothly which meant fitting in. Looking around, he tried seeing any available table for himself as he saw everyone already in groups, talking with each other, laughing with each other and generally conversing good naturedly. He spotted a table with Stan and Kyle on and grinned. He liked those guys and knew he could get along with them so he walked forward, towards them.

Setting his bag down, he looked at them and noticed Kyle staring at something, or someone, rather…lovingly.

Poking his finger in Kyle's direction, Kasper turned to Stan and quirked an eyebrow. "What's up with him?"

"Who, Kyle?" Stan asked, stupidly.

"No, the trashcan. Of course I'm talking about Kyle" Kasper laughed as Stan frowned at the sarcasm.

"Oh, him. He's just lovesick, is all" Stan shrugged as if it was no big deal and picked his sandwich up, taking a large bite out of it.

Kasper blinked his sea green eyes and tried seeing who it was Kyle was staring at and noticed only one girl was really in Kyle's eye line, and he took notice of the blonde girl who he had seen hanging around Kyle a couple of times before.

"Who's she?" He asked Stan, to which his answer was a spray of crumbs landing in his face and hair. "Eww, dude, I don't want a shower, thanks"

Stan swallowed down the piece of sandwich and grinned sheepishly. "Sorry…Anyway, that's Rydia who he's gawping at. He's been crushing on her since, forever"

Kasper gave Stan a frown. "How long is 'forever'?"

"About…a year?" Stan shrugged. "I don't know, dude. I don't keep up with his love interests and all that, I have my own to sort out"

Kasper grinned slyly at Stan and leaned forward, slightly. "Oh, and who's our little Stanley got a crush on then?"

Stan blushed and placed his half-eaten sandwich back on the tray, before shifting in his seat, uncomfortable. "Uh…n-no-one really…"

His face went pale and his eyes went bright at the thought of his love interest which Kasper made quick note of, while laughing giddily in his head at the idea of Stan actually having a crush on anyone but Wendy.

"C'mon, man, I'm not going to tell anyone, I promise" Kasper reassured, winking and nudging Stan's tray into his stomach, slightly having the advantage due to them sitting opposite each other.

"There's no-one, honestly" Stan struggled out, grinning nervously.

Kasper's eyes went half-lidded and his mouth dropped into a frown. "Stan, do you really expect me to believe that?"

"Uh, yeah?"

Kasper kicked Stan under the table and Stan let out a loud yelp which caught the attention of a group of people sitting near to them on another table.

"Ow, ow, ow. Dude!" Stan yelled out, aggravated.

"Well, I wouldn't have done that if you didn't lie to me" Kasper grinned, sticking his tongue out childishly.

"But there is no-one!" Stan grunted out.

Kasper raised his foot up threateningly, under the table and Stan freaked out.

"Okay, okay, I'll tell you. Just please, spare me my shins" Stan begged, bringing his legs up onto his seat and crossing them together.

Kasper smirked and placed his foot down. "See, now that's all I ever really wanted to hear. Now tell me, is she cute?"

Stan blushed and scratched the back of his neck, embarrassed. "Uh, yeah, I would say so"

Kasper wiggled his eyebrows. "Ooh la, la. Nice~! So, what's her name?"

"Her name? Oh right, her name. Gotta remember that, you know?" Stan chuckled, nervously.

Kasper gave Stan a pointed look, showing how impatient he was to waiting. Stan sighed.

"Her name is K-Kyla Smith, she's in Mr Hana something something's tutor, I think. She's quite cute and smart and she's very kind" Stan looked down at his sandwich, no longer having an appetite.

Kasper kept his gaze on Stan and then let out a loud, sharp laugh whilst clutching his sides. Stan looked at Kasper, angrily.

"Hey, Kasper, what the hell? I just told you something I don't want anyone else finding out about and you're just sitting there, laughing at me?"

Kasper panted at having laughed that hard and quickly wiped away some stray tears that leaked down his face before sighing, still smiling and reaching forward to place a hand on Stan's shoulder.

"Stan, I was laughing because you're so smitten, it's unbelievable. I honestly thought you were so hooked up on Wendy that you wouldn't even want to look at another girl but clearly, I was wrong"

Stan huffed and stuck his bottom lip out in a pout. Kasper shrugged before turning back to Kyle who was still staring. Kasper got annoyed and flicked a piece of Stan's bread at Kyle, the owner of the bread getting angry and protesting against the action. Kyle shook his head and blinked as the bread landed on his green hat. He pulled the food off of him and gave Kasper a glare.

"Dude, if you like her that much, why don't you just ask her out?" Kasper asked, as if it was that easy.

Kyle sighed and slumped his shoulders. "Because she doesn't like me that way…"

"How do you-"

"Look, I know what you're going to say but forget it. I know because she used to like me that way…but now she's moved on. She doesn't like me that way now" Kyle explained.

Kasper looked towards Stan who nodded. "It's true, Rydia used to have this really big, weird crush on Kyle, to be honest I found it freaky, and anyway, long story short, she got over him and now she's dating this stuck up guy called Gregory"

Kasper scrunched his nose up. "Him, seriously?"

Stan nodded and Kyle looked down. "Why, of all people, would she choose someone like Gregory? He's posh and…a-and, you know, British. And she's weird but loveable and sweet and kind and pretty and-"

"Okay, Kyle, enough gushing about your crush" Kasper said, smirking. Kyle blushed and stuck his middle finger up.

What a crazy day this was going to be.


Katrina looked around the whole building and sighed. She had an idea of where to go but right now, she wasn't exactly sure and she was scared she would go the wrong way. But at least it would be some way, right?

Okay, she had to admit, she was lost. Completely, and mind-numbingly, lost. And to top it all off, she was way too shy to ask any of the passing teachers. Maybe she should just ask one of them.

But she didn't have to wonder too long as one of the teachers walked up to her with a worried look. She had grey hair, not all though considering there was some brown hair on the top, and her posture wasn't all that great, if the way she was hunched over slightly was any indication.

"Dear, are you okay? You're not lost, are you?"

Katrina almost felt the need to roll her eyes at such an obvious statement but stopped herself. "Um, yes, I a-am"

The woman looked at her with an understanding look and asked to see Katrina's timetable, which Katrina handed over immediately. When the teacher saw her timetable, she nodded and smiled.

"You're with me for cooking"

Katrina smiled and nodded. Finally, she wasn't so lost now. The teacher handed her back her timetable and pointed down the hall with her finger.

"I shall take you there now, poppet. My name is Mrs FireDoubt, and what is yours?"

Katrina had to stifle a giggle at the name but composed herself and smiled. "My name is Katrina Iris Berlitz"

"A very strange name, if I must say, but not a horrible name, just an unusual name. In fact, I remember, back when I was in my teens, a young girl…"

Katrina tried to keep up with what the lady was saying but her ramblings, along with her dreary voice, just sort of…numbed Katrina's brain as the story got longer. It was one of those stories that you really didn't want to have to put up with.

As they stopped outside of a door, Katrina felt sickness ride up in her stomach as she knew everyone would be looking at her as she walked in. Whenever a person was late to a lesson, it wasn't abnormal for every kid to look at the student walking in late.

Mrs FireDoubt opened the door and walked in, her smile still fixed onto her face and her shoes padding along the ground as the class quietened down at the appearance of the teacher and Katrina. Katrina walked forward slowly and looked around for an empty seat, and blushed as she felt every pairs of eyes watching her and analysing her. It was difficult to stop herself from rushing out of the classroom right then and there.

"Come on, dear, pick a seat" Mrs FireDoubt pushed her along and Katrina really wanted a large hole just to swallow her up, right there.

Just as she was about to banish all hope of ever finding anyone willing to sit next to her, a hand rose up and a girl smiled at her. Oh no, not her…Anyone but her…

"Mrs FireDoubt, Katrina can sit next to me if she wants" The blonde girl smiled.

"That's very thoughtful of you, Rydia. Katrina, go and take a seat then" Mrs FireDoubt commanded and suddenly, Katrina felt like her tone was none too kind.

Katrina pushed herself to go and take a seat next to Rydia and dumped her bag down, under the desk without even looking at the grinning Rydia next to her.

"Okay, today, we shall be looking at how to back the simple cookie" Mrs FireDoubt started.

Katrina started to listen and was going to scribble some notes into her notebook when a tap on her shoulder caught her attention and she looked to her left to see Rydia smiling at her and waving. Katrina waved back slowly and hesitantly went back to scribbling notes down.

"Katrina, how's Pip doing?"

Katrina almost snapped her pencil when she heard that voice talking to her again and couldn't help but to turn slowly towards Rydia, giving her a twitchy glare.

"He's fine, he's hanging out with Damien for now" Katrina replied, her voice strained.

Rydia nodded, thoughtfully and smiled. "It's been a while since I've seen you, you know. I'm glad you're in my cooking class"

Katrina sighed, knowing that for today's lesson, and regretfully every other cooking lesson, she was not going to be doing much work with Rydia sitting next to her.

"Yes, it h-has been a while" Katrina answered, sharply, trying to end the talk as quickly as possible.

"Do you…still like Kyle? Cause if you do, that's fine with me. You know, cause I'm dating Gregory now anyway" Rydia reassured, quickly.

Katrina's ears perked up at that and she turned around, quickly, surprising Rydia with her sudden movement.

"Wait…so…you're dating Gregory?"

Rydia nodded, blushing slightly.

"And…Kyle's f-free?"

Rydia nodded, stiffly.

"Interesting…"

Rydia looked at Katrina with a confused expression and Katrina shook her head, before smiling. "Oh Rydia, you're fine, don't worry. I am so happy"

Rydia stared at Katrina with an expression that clearly showed she was scared and confused but Katrina just sat there and cuddled herself, with a lovesick smile on her face as she thought of the possibilities. No-one would've guessed that her and Rydia weren't exactly on the best of terms just by looking at them sat next to each other that lesson.


Marceline sat in her fourth period for the day with a blank look on her face. If she knew she was going to be stuck doing this for PE, then she most certainly wouldn't have come this lesson. Next to her stood a ginger dude, on her other side a really tall girl trying to ignore an overly hyper girl who she thinks is called Lovisa, she wasn't sure since she only saw her a couple of times in school, and Bebe. The ginger dude seemed to be really struggling to concentrate for some weird reason and he looked scared.

"Alright, listen up; my name is Mr Hail and this is a lesson to test out your reflexes. If I throw a ball at you, I expect you to catch it. But I'm warning you…I won't tell you when I'm throwing it. Got it?" Everyone nodded and he continued. "So, if I were to do this…"

The teacher, who was extremely tall, threw the ball at a twitchy kid's head and the kid screamed after getting hit on the head and falling over. Rocco walked forward, sighing and stood over the kid.

"Tweek, seriously? Fucking mice have a better time at catching a ball than you" Rocco sighed, shaking his head and leaned down to pick the ball up. He looked at everyone once he stood up and walked back to the front. "Also, excuse my language. I have a tendency to swear a lot"

Marceline was having a hard time believing this person was actually a real teacher. To her right, that ginger person was sweating loads and seemed to be struggling to retain his breath. Marceline got worried and placed a hand on his shoulder but flinched it back when the kid jumped at her touch.

"Are you…alright?" She asked.

"Oh y-yeah, I'm just really not that good at PE" He stammered and shook his head.

Marceline bit her lip and shook her head. "Well, I could help you, if you wanted"

The kid looked at her with a smile. "Oh, sure…I mean, if you want to. I'm just not that good at activities really, I'm more of a computer guy"

Marceline smiled. "Don't worry, not everyone is athletic. I'll help you with what we're doing"

Rocco clapped his hands with the ball tucked under his arm before bouncing it on the ground. "Alright, now we're going to play dodge ball" He stated with a huge grin on his face.

"Oh, we're screwed…" The guy said and Marceline laughed. He then turned to her and stuck his hand out. "My name's Ross, by the way. Sorry, forgot to mention that earlier"

Marceline smiled and shook his hand, noticing how freckled he was. "I'm Marceline, and trust me, I'm better at drama than I am PE"

Ross shook his head, grinning. "Yeah, but we'll get through this, I think"

Suddenly a ball was thrown their way and they both looked to see the tall girl from earlier grinning like a mad man and holding an extra ball. The teacher, Rocco, stood off to the side holding a whistle to his smirking lips and a ball in his other hand. He let the whistle drop from his mouth and onto his broad chest, still smirking. And he said two words that scared the crap out of Marceline.

"Let's play!"

Marceline held her sore arm and limped to the changing rooms as she looked pitifully towards Ross, who groaned in pain and held his rib whilst holding his eye.

"Well…" Marceline started, watching as Ross looked at her with his good eye. "That was fun, right?"

Ross gave her a shocked look before shaking his head and laughing at her statement. "If you say so…"

Marceline said goodbye to Ross before heading into the girl's changing room. She saw everyone already changing and had to curl in on herself a little. She never really liked this part of the lesson because everyone always talked and laughed with each other and Marceline always thought they stared at each other, but then again, that was probably part of her imagination.

As she changed, she could have sworn a couple of girls stared but who was she to say that? To be honest though, it was kind of creeping her out. It wasn't all the girls but a few. For instance, Wendy was staring at her. But not with disgust or anything but with…confusion and…interest. Why was she doing that anyway?

The lesson ended weird and Marceline knew that she wasn't going to like the next time she had PE but she had to deal with it, she guessed.

She looked down towards her timetable and noticed she had music. Music with some teacher called Miss Ranan or something or other. To be honest, she just wasn't a musical person. She's more of a drama person oddly enough, considering she's the shyest person she knew.

Walking into the classroom, she looked around and noticed quite a number of people there, including Butters. He was there too? She never knew he was a musical person. Kenny was there too. She knew them both, Butters probably more and she had a sneaky suspicion Kenny had a thing for Butters. Okay, so Kenny had a thing for anything that has a hole but she just felt like Kenny liked Butters more than his previous flings. Butters obviously was oblivious to it and it really wasn't Marceline's place to put it into poor Butters head that some big, scary blond had a crush on him.

So, sitting down next to Butters and trying to ignore Kenny on the other side of the cute, little blond, Marceline brought out her notebook and began, what she thought, was a normal lesson.

Too bad nothing is normal when you're in a school full of hybrids.


It was the end of the day and every student was sent to their dorm, given that they knew where they were. It was now time for the teachers to sit down and have a talk with each other and understand what it is they would be doing the next day, with the experiments and all that.

Rocco slumped down next to Tomas and sighed. He looked over to his best friend and gave him a tired sort of grin. "Hey Tam, where are the rest of them?"

"Oh, they're coming, just give them chance"

As if on cue, the rest of the teachers filed in and one in particular caught Rocco's attention. It was a blonde wearing a black and white striped top and a low cut red skirt with purple stilettos. Her eyes were blue with, surprisingly, red circling the iris. But it was only a faint hue and you would have to look deep into her eyes to pin point it out. She was definitely a treat for the eyes.

Rocco whistled lowly and turned to see his own best friend drooling over her too. "Dude, who is she?"

"Oh, she's Chloe Bell. She's friends with Raquel, I think" Tomas responded, flicking his hand a little and roaming his eyes over Chloe.

Rocco sat up straight and looked at Tomas with a confused expression. "Wait…she's friends with…Raquel?"

Tomas looked over to his best friend and smirked. "Am I sensing a bit of interest here?"

Rocco huffed and crossed his arms across his chest, glaring at the black haired man. "No, I am asking you if she really is friends with the hottie teacher here?"

Tomas raised one eyebrow and his smirked got even wider. "Oh suuuurrreee~! Okay, so if Raquel were to walk through this door right now…what would you do?"

Rocco stayed silent and looked at Tomas with his eyes half-lidded and his mouth set in a line.

Tomas waited for an answer.

"Uh, just like this…" Rocco answered, straightforwardly.

Tomas shrugged, and sat back on the couch he shared with Rocco. Rocco just rolled his eyes and leaned back too.

It was then that the rest of the teachers walked in, including Raquel and the headmaster of the whole school, Mr Humpback. Raquel then walked over to Rocco and Tomas and sat down, smiling at Tomas and glaring at Rocco.

"So, guys, how have your classes been?" She asked, pointedly towards Rocco, as if expecting him to say something bad.

"Oh, you know, same old, same ol-" Tomas began.

"Yeah, yeah, that's great. So Rocco, any kids hating you yet? Any screw ups you've made?" Raquel asked him, smiling innocently but laughing evilly in her head.

Rocco sighed and looked at her with a smirk. "Actually, my kids love me. I mean, I may have thrown a ball at one's head and I think I scared a few by swearing. Actually, there was this one kid who caught me drinking lager and I offered him some so he drank some with me and we got totally wasted" Rocco laughed out loud, his face showing his amusement. Then his face turned serious. "But other than that, I think I get along pretty well with them"

Raquel and Tomas stared at Rocco with a disbelieving look before Raquel's eyes squinted and she forced a polite smile on her face. "Quite…" Tomas nodded. "So, anyway, yeah, my kids and I just get along swell. I really feel like they're starting to connect with me"

"Oh really? Wow, that's so fantastical. Gosh, I wish I could hear more about this but it's around about that time for me to stop caring so…what'cha going to do?" Rocco shrugged and leaned his head back, closing his eyes.

Raquel's right eye twitch and her top lip threatened to reel back in snarl. Her eyes showed anger and her fists clenched at her sides, while Tomas sat there, shaking his head and sighing.

'Here we go…' He thought to himself.

"Well excuse me for not beating some poor child to death for your amusement" Raquel seethed out.

"Yeah, and whose fault is that?" Rocco asked, actually sounding genuine.

"Gosh, I don't know, maybe it's my fault. Maybe it's my fault I'm not an asshole, or maybe, it's your fault for actually being an asshole?" Raquel bit out.

"Hey, hey, calm yourself down. So, what is it now you're so angry at? You pms-ing or…what?" Rocco asked, leaning back slightly.

Raquel paused and her face showed nothing but livid emotions running across it. Tomas watched, cowering slightly, as Raquel sat down calmly not facing the two and sitting next to Tomas but only him. Rocco watched with amusement as Tomas cowered from both of them and yawned, looking at his nails.

There was silence until…

"You know, I think I got the right answer, Tam. She is pms-ing"

Tomas slapped his own hand to his forehead and dragged it down his face. "I already know we're going to be killed this year, Rocco, and it's going to be all down to you"

Rocco just shrugged and yawned, stretching his arms way over his head and placing them behind his head as he closed his eyes, smiling.


A/N: Oh Rocco, I seriously wonder whether you have a death wish or you're just asking for a slap across the face… -_-

So, guys, was it spectoopular? Was it everything your heart desired? Was it like getting that one little special glass slipper to go to the ball with? Wait…I think I'm getting some fairy tales mixed up :|

I am sorry for any spelling, or any really, mistakes I have made this chapter. Also, it's not as long as the other chapter so I apologize for that too :C

Remember to review and let me know what you think~! :D