Welcome to another fan-fiction. This one won't be updated so regularly, as this is just going to be one I write when I can't think of what to do it my other fics. Call it 'writer's block therapy'. OK, this one is based on an Australian mockumentary by Chris Lilley called Summer Heights High. It's about three people, all played by Lilley himself, as they go through a term of Summer Heights High. Again, I've added my own character: Autumn Westerfield. You'll find out more about her as this goes on. This story is about the Year 8 Tongan breakdancing character, Jonah Takalua, with minor chapters with Drama Teacher Mr. G and Year 11 exchange student Ja'mie King.

Anyway, this story starts before Episode 1 of Summer Heights High, approximately a month beforehand. This is how Jonah and Autumn met. Here we go…

Prologue

"Less go, boiz!" Jonah shouted to his friends as they headed into lunch.

The gang of Polynesian kids headed straight to the school ampitheatre, which is where they typically go during their lunchtimes, spending their time breakdancing. Ofa, the only girl in the group, would watch on while the boys, Jonah, Joesph, Leon and Thomas, would bust out their moves in the centre. She mainly had to tell the Year 7 kids to piss off. Jonah didn't want them sneaking off to tell that Keiran punk about their dance moves.

"Thomas, bra, crank out some beats, bro!" Leon said to his friend as he joined Jonah in the centre of the ampitheatre.

They did this every lunch, Autumn observed as she watched the group of friends gathered in the centre. She had only been here a week and she could already see the closeness of these people. All of her life, Autumn had to move from place to place, due to her mother's erratic fears. She didn't blame her for wanting to get away, but Autumn just, for once, wanted to stay in one place where she feels like she belongs. She felt a pang of jealousy that these F.O.B kids had something so special that she possibly could never get. She studied them all intricately. There was Thomas, who had short black fizzy hair tied up with a blue and white striped headband, who was the second tallest in the group. The tallest was definitely Joseph, who had an uncontrollable mane of curly black hair which shot up into a huge afro. The shortest, Leon, and clearly the leader's best friend, had black hair streaked with thick golden brown and reminded Autumn of a zebra pattern. Ofa, the girl, was a big girl, with long wiry hair that reached down to just under her shoulders. But the one that fascinated Autumn the most was the leader, Jonah.

Jonah Takalua was relatively new, like her. He had been expelled from two other schools in eighteen months. He had curly hair which he typically hid underneath his gangster hat, and was pretty tall for a 13-year-old boy. Whenever Autumn was closer to him, she could see traces of a moustache coming through on his face. Jonah was the epitome of trouble, causing their English teacher such stress that Autumn once feared that Miss. Wheatley would throw her pencil case at him. But underneath all that anger and behavioural issues, Autumn could see something else. She didn't know what but there was something about this boy that interested her.

"Hey, look, Max, it's the new English babe"

Autumn inwardly groaned. Tyler Hammond. If Jonah was the epitome of trouble, Tyler was the epitome of sexual harrassment. This guy had been annoying her since her first day here, when he tried to grope her boob while he reached for a pencil which had 'magically' flown out of his hand and landed on her desk. He had gotten his payment that day, but he hadn't given up. She turned around to see Tyler, his blonde hair spiked into a mowhawk, grinning like a clown which had just gotten someone with its water-spraying flower. His friend, Max Hummer, wasn't any better. He had long brown hair styled with an emo fringe, which hid most of the right side of his face. They walked up to her, standing around a head and a half over Autumn. But height had never scared Autumn. She was a naturally short person. If she had let height scare her, she'd be a very timid person.

"What do you want, Hammond?" Autumn asked, rolling her eyes.

Hammond feigned hurt, "Must you speak to us like that, Autumn? I mean, we are only trying to be friendly"

Autumn turned away and began to walk, "A little too friendly for my taste"

As Autumn headed away, she felt an iron-clad grip grab at her arm and yank her back. She turned around to see Tyler glaring at her. This time, there was a new glint in his eye. One that Autumn knew she didn't like.

Tyler sneered, "You really think you're all that, snob?"

"No" Autumn remain calm, "I just know you're not worth my time"

"Really?" Tyler suddenly rammed her against the nearby wall with a near-spine shattering force. Autumn grunted under the impact and quickly looked at their location. They were hidden behind the bushes near the ampitheatre. A cold chill of fear flooded up her spine. A girl had been attacked behind bushes near the mural thing on the other side of the school. Was she going to end up like her? Autumn fought to not let the fear show on her face. If that was going to happen, she wasn't going to let Tyler get the satisfaction of a job well done.

"Get off me" Autumn growled at him, but he just tightened his grip on her. Max's face spread into a grin as he watched her try to struggle to not avail.

"Maybe I can show you just how friendly I can be..." Tyler breathed in her face as he and Max closed in on her. This was the end. Autumn closed her eyes, so she didn't have to watch it while it happened...

"Oi! Back off!"

Autumn's eyes snapped open. Jonah and his friends were standing right behind them. Their faces were placid but their eyes were ablaze with fury. Jonah took a step forward to them.

"Didn't you hear me? Get the fuck off her!" Jonah snarled at them.

"Yeah, or we'll kick your balls so fucking hard they'll be coming out your fucking noses!" Ofa snapped at them.

Tyler and Max let go of Autumn and held up their hands. Tyler chuckled at them.

"And what exactly can you do? Huh, punk?" Tyler growled at Jonah.

"Why, you smart arse motherfucker" Jonah's hand curled into a fist. He looked ready to crack his jaw.

"Jonah, don't!"

They all turned and looked at Autumn, who had seen Jonah's fist curl up. She froze for a moment. Autumn didn't know what had come over her, but she couldn't let him do it. She wasn't going to let him get expelled again over her.

"He's not worth it." Autumn explained calmly, "You only just got to this school. You shouldn't have to leave again because of him"

Jonah looked from Tyler's smug face to Autumn's pleading eyes. With that, Jonah dropped the fist.

"She's right, bro. You're not worth my time" Jonah glared at him.

"Glad we sorted that" Tyler went to leave but Jonah put his hand up, stopped him, "Huh? Wait, you said-"

Jonah sneered at him, "But you're worth my boiz time. Ain't that right, boiz?"

Joseph, Leon, Thomas and Ofa all cracked their knuckles simultaneously, looking at Tyler and Max with death stares. Autumn could see a sweat breaking out on Max's forehead while Tyler's eyes widened in fear.

"We ain't gonna get nuthin for dis, bro" Leon grinned evilly at them.

"And, truthfully, we don't care much fa rules" Joseph's fist clunched in and out repeatedly.

With that, Tyler and Max looked at each other and quickly ran off in the other direction, while the Polynesian kids and Autumn watched after them. They immediately began to laugh as they ran with terror. Autumn turned to Jonah, who was laughing.

"Yeah, motherfucker, you betta run! Coz we Polyforce will get on your ass!" Jonah shouted after them.

"Polyforce?" Autumn asked, raising an eyebrow.

Jonah jumped, just remembering that Autumn was still there, "Oh, that's what we call ourselves. We're the Poly Force, best breakdancers in this whole school"

"In the suburb, bra" Leon added, crossing his arms.

Autumn smiled. She knew their breakdancing attempts were beginner at least, but they were passionate about it so she kept her mouth shut. Why insult the people that just saved her dignity? Thomas suddenly spoke up.

"Ain't you the new girl in our English class and shit?" Thomas asked

Jonah looked at her with sudden realisation, "Oh, fuck, man, I know you. You're the one who shove that creep's finger into the electric sharpener?"

Autumn giggled, "That was me. Damn proud of that"

Jonah grinned, "Wass your name?"

"Autumn" Autumn held out her hand to Jonah, "Autumn Westerfield"

Jonah took her hand and shook it firmly, "Jonah Takalua. This is my boiz, Leon, Thomas, Joseph and Ofa"

"Nice to meet you" Autumn smiled at them charmingly.

Jonah shuffled his feet a little and looked down, "Hey, if you're not busy... Maybe, you would..."

"Would what?" Autumn raised an eyebrow at him.

"I mean, I dunno, I know you're not Fob and all, but maybe... you could join uz in the ampitheatre" Jonah shrugged, still looking down.

"That be mad, bro" Ofa grinned at her, "It's gets so tiring being da only girl"

Autumn looked back at Jonah, who was looking down. He seemed so tough only a moment ago but now, he was meek and mellow, almost shy around Autumn. How could she say 'no' to that?

"I'd love to, Jonah" Autumn smiled as Jonah looked up, shocked, "It would be nice to get to know my saviours"

"Just call us friends" Leon said as he slapped her on the back, "C'mon boiz, less go"

The Polyforce crew all hurried back to the ampitheatre, Autumn straggling behind them. Jonah paused and turned back to her, looking at her as she slowly followed them.

"Autumn?"

"Yeah"

Jonah smiled at her, "Welcome to Summer Heights High"

That's Chapter 1 done.