The police officer was carrying Uniqua and Pablo's frozen bodies back into his office. He put each of them into their individual cells. Uniqua's was right next to Bert's to the right and Pablo's was right next to Uniqua's to the right. He pressed a button on his laser and the two Backyardigans were now able to move again.
"What the? How did I get here?" Uniqua asked confused.
"Awesome!" Pablo shouted. "It doesn't feel like any time passes between the time I'm frozen and the time I'm unfrozen. I need to get me one of those things." he stated. "Where do they sell those?" he kindly asked.
"At the U&P Paralyze Laser Gun Store." The police officer answered Pablo.
"U&P?" Uniqua said noticing something weird about those 2 letters.
"You heard me." the police officer said.
The police officer closed the clear glass doors to Uniqua and Pablo's cells and walked over to his desk. He pressed a small blue button on his desk and a hologram showing Jacob Clouds in the white house talking on a cell phone.
"President Clouds sure does like to be old fashioned." the police officer said admiring the president.
"Cell phones aren't old fashioned." Uniqua stated.
"They are in the future." corrected Pablo.
"Excuse me, Mr. Cop..." Uniqua started to say.
"If you're gonna tell him he shouldn't be ease dropping, don't. He does this every night and when someone says he shouldn't he adds one day to the time they must stay here." Bert warned Uniqua.
"Ok." Uniqua replied.
"Quiet you criminals!" The police officer yelled. "I want to hear what the president has to say." he said.
"Idea!" Jacob Clouds yelled.
Uniqua and Pablo's eyes widened as much as they could because they were shocked by how Jacob Clouds just broke his own law.
"Did you see that Pablo?" asked Uniqua shocked
"He just said the "I" word." Pablo answered with the same emotion.
"I know." Uniqua said.
"So do I." Pablo replied.
"Well I don't care how bad you have breast cancer Grandma or how long you might be in the hospital. You can't postpone Thanksgiving! Thanksgiving is the best ideain holiday ever and it is meant to be on November 24th, not any other day this year." Jacob Clouds told to his grandmother.
"Police officer, why are you letting him get away with this?" asked Uniqua.
"Because he's the president." the police officer answered.
"You know what, you're no longer my Grandma. From now on, I'm calling you my Grandson of an idea." Jacob Clouds said hating her more than anything else in the world at that moment.
Jacob Clouds hung up on his grandmother resulting in the hologram disappearing.
"Why is he not getting in trouble for that?" Uniqua asked. "He needs to get impeached." she demanded.
"Sorry but no one can get impeached anymore." the police officer told Uniqua.
"Why not?" Pablo asked.
"Because our country's previous president didn't like peaches so she got rid of that possibility." answered the police officer.
"Yes! A girl president!" Uniqua cheered.
"You didn't even know about her." the police officer said in shock. "And they said every female in America went crazy over it. You kids know nothing." he continued.
"Because we're from 2010." Pablo informed.
"Enough with that!" the police officer yelled.
The police officer turned on the radio that was attached to his desk.
"'Till I forget about you!" the radio played.
"Uggh! They play this way too much." the police officer complained.
The police officer changed the station.
"I once knew a guy from Georgia." the radio played.
"Now here's something worth listening to." said the police officer.
"Who liked to drink Coca-Cola. He went to a game, but it was a shame. Because he lost all of his cola." the radio continued.
"Pablo have you ever heard this song?" Uniqua asked.
"No." Pablo answered. "Have you?" he asked.
"Nope." Uniqua answered.
The police officer looked at the clock and saw that it was 8:31 at night.
"Oh I better get home." the police officer said as he ran out the door.
The police officer exited the prison but locked the door and shut the lights off on his way out. Uniqua constantly changed position in her cell but just couldn't get comfortable no matter what she did.
"This is so unfair." Uniqua complained. "We have to spend an entire decade in jail and we didn't even do anything." she continued.
"I know, you have to get back to 2010." said Bert changing the subject.
"Wait a minute." said Pablo. "Do you believe us?" he asked.
"Of course I believe you" Bert answered. "You kids know nothing." he said.
"What do you mean?" Uniqua asked.
"You didn't know it was illegal to say "idea", you didn't know about the female president, you had never heard that song on the radio, you didn't know that Germfrance was a country, and you didn't know that time travel isn't a very common thing." said Bert.
"Good to find someone who believes us." said Pablo. "But how do you know we didn't know about Germfrance and that time travel isn't a very common thing?" he asked.
"I just know things." answered Bert.
Pablo tried to get comfortable but he couldn't.
"I can't take this!" Pablo shouted. "We shouldn't have to be forced to stay in these tiny little holes." he complained.
"Well technically they're not holes because they're in the wall and..." Uniqua started to say.
"This is not the time for corrections Uniqua!" Pablo shouted. "We gotta get out of here." he said.
"Well what can we do?" Uniqua asked.
"I'm sure Tasha, Tyrone, and Austin are still alive. Maybe we can call one of them and have he or she try to get the combination on the lock." Pablo suggested.
"Not worth it." Bert said. "The combinations on the locks have 40,000 digits. By the time your friends figured it out, your 10 year sentence would already be over." he informed.
"Well maybe they could punch the glass doors so they'll break and we can jump through them." Uniqua suggested.
"Sorry, but punching things is illegal now too." said Bert.
"Why's that?" Uniqua asked.
"Because Jacob Clouds doesn't like fruit punch." Bert answered.
"Then maybe we could just go to sleep and wake up when we're free to go in 10 years." Pablo suggested.
"But Pablo..." Uniqua started to say.
"I'm gonna start my ten year nap now." said Pablo. "But before I do, there's something I need to tell you." he said looking down with a sad face.
"Quiet!" shouted Uniqua. "I'm thinking." she said.
"Whatever it is, it's probably not gonna work." said Bert.
"That's it!" Uniqua yelled. "The three of us have to get into an insulting mood, because I've got an i..." she said.
Uniqua took both her hands and covered her mouth with them.
"That was a close one." said Uniqua.