The romance and love triangle heats up this chapter

Rory walked into WMHS the morning after his interesting phone call, or so he thought. He still wasn't sure if the phone call was real or not. Both of his loves serenading him over the phone. I just get tingles thinking about it. But Sugar... No, she was there. Sam, though... He seemed fragile. Those big savory lips- No, don't think about that.

"Hey, Rory!" Sugar said, throwing her arms around him and kissing him full on. Rory loved it but at the same time wanted her lips to be as big as Sam's. She released him and he was pleased. Oh my God! Why did I think about Sam? I love Sugar!

"Well, 'ello to you, too." Rory said to his girlfriend. Sugar was just so happy to have Rory. He's so sweet and kind and tall and...

"I just wanted to stop by and say hello. I've got to go to Algebra II. Yuck!" Sugar said, placing her finger on her tongue in a gesture of disgust. She's so cute and sweet, Rory thought as she walked away. Rory found himself looking down at Sugar's backside but a tall blonde stopped that with a slam to his locker.

"Hey, Rory." Sam said, smiling at his friend. Sam pulled Rory in for a kiss and Rory didn't put up a fight. What's he doin- Oh, god. These lips. Sam sucked on Rory's small lips and thoroughly enjoyed. That's right. Come to papa, Sam thought as they kissed. Rory finally took in the situation and he pushed Sam off of him.

"Sam, you can't do that. We're in school and I don't want people to see." Rory said, quickly looking around. He hoped no one saw.

'You didn't say it was because of Sugar." Sam said, knowing he had bested the Irishman. Sam smiled down at the nervous Rory.

"Look, I like it when we make out. I can't say I don't, but I can't hurt Sugar. She's so innocent and pure. I just don't know how she'd take it if she found out her boyfriend was fooling around with another boy." Rory said, almost whispering.

"I don't know. She seems like the wierd type. Maybe she's one of those girls that like when her boyfriend makes out with another boy." Sam said, alluding to things he hoped would come.

"Sam." Rory said. "We can't do this." Rory bluntly told Sam no. Sam gave a small frown.

"Very well, but do a little research on your girlfriend before you decide against our rendezvous." Sam said, walking away. Rory thought about it for a second but dismissed what he thought Sam meant.

Later that day...

Sugar thought about what she had planned for that evening. I invited the Warblers, Harmony, the Troubletones, Artie, Sam, Quinn, Puck, Rachel, Finn, Tina, Mike, Kurt, Blaine and... OMG! I forgot Rory. How stupid can I be? Sugar thought while she dazed away in her Biology class. Her father was out of the house on a business trip so she had the house to herself and she planned to host a party. Maybe we could... No, Rory's not that kind of guy. Or maybe he is!

"Teacher! I've gotta go. Stomach problems." Sugar said, holding her stomach as she ran out the room in her heels, clicking. As soon as she was out of eye and earshot of her teacher, she took out her phone.

Hey, babe. There's a party tonight at my house. You're invited. xoxo

Rory's phone vibrated not very loudly but still noticeable to Rory. Luckily, Mr. Tania was an old man and often fell asleep in class. Rory took out his phone and read the message. A party? No, I left my drinking problem in Ireland. But it's a party... Sugar's not the drinking type. I'll be fine.

I'll be there, sweetie. P.S. What does xoxo mean?

Sugar giggled at both his answer to her invitation and his cute ignorance. Goody, goody!

Later that evening...

Rory sat in Sam Evan's car, while the adforementioned blonde was driving to the Motta residence. Rory made sure to keep his eyes on the road and he made sure Sam did the same.

"Isn't that cute? Sugar invited you to her little party." Sam said, teasing Rory.

"Yes, it is cute, Sam. I'm her boyfriend." Rory bluntly stated to him.

"Come on. You cannot say you don't enjoy running your leprechaun lips over this trouty mouth." Sam said, smiling.

"Yes, Sam! I'm sexually attracted to you! Is that what you want to hear?" Rory said, angry at his friend. Sam just smiled as he sat back in his seat.

"Si, senor." Sam said, but Rory wasn't good with foreign language despite being from Europe where another language was a drive away. Sam parked in the long driveway and got out.

"Right this way, lady lips." Sam said, mocking Rory's small mouth. Rory just dismissed the comment and decided he'd rather not encourage Sam's predatory behaviour. As soon as Rory stepped out of the car, Sam turned the boy around and placed his fish-like lips onto the girl-like ones of the Irishman opposite him. That's it, green bean. Come to papa. Sam thought as he let Rory suck on his enormous mouth and Sam reeled him in like a fish.

"Goddamnit, Sam Evans! Stop that." Rory said, pushing the boy off of him. Sam just smiled as he pat his friend on the backside.

"Come on, buddy." Sam said as the walked to the door.

Earlier that evening...

Sugar was glad her parents were away on a business trip. Al Motta often had clients wanting to buy his high quality instruments from long ways away. Sugar was making herself presentable.

"No! This'll never do." Sugar said, throwing down a tiger stripe jacket and black skirt. Her head was getting in the way. She didn't realize that these would actually work. For her solitary fashion show, she was wearing a red tank top and short jean shorts. She looked down herself in the mirror and shook her head.

"Ugh. Why can't I focus?" Sugar said, childishly. She grabbed her pink cell phone, flipped up its lid and began texting her former Troubletones.

EMRGN-C! I NEED HELP. COME EARLY! PLZ!

Sugar hastily texted Mercedes, Brittany, and Santana. Mercedes was doing a bit of homework before the party in two hours when her phone went off and she read the message.

I'll be there as soon as I can. -M

Mercedes texted Sugar back. She began texting Santana to see if her suspicions were true.

Did Sugar text you asking you to come early to her party? -M

Sure did, honey. I'll bes there in a minute for you.

Santana sent back to Mercedes. She and Brittany were already hanging out and Brittaany had forgotten how to work her phone so Santana just told her what it was. Santana was dressed in a long sleeve blue shirt and had a fur jacket on. She wore a pair of blue jeans, too. Brittany had on leg warmers on her arms. A short sleeve white shirt and a pair of pajama pants. She looked okay but not great. Silly girl. Can't dress herself, right. Santana thought to herself as they walked down the stairs. Santana told her mom the situation and they were off in Santana's red devil car.

Mercedes explained to her father and waited outside for Santana. Please don't let Sam be there.