No reviews at all...is it just cuz this series is super unpopular, or is this just aweful? *sob* Well, I'm posting more anyways in the off chance SOMEBODY out there wants to read it. There is lemons in this one...again though, this is an RP fic, meaning it was written by two people. Myself and Random Llama. I don't see why such a slashable series hasn't got more yaoi on here though...if this one goes over well, maybe I'll post the Taro/Maki rp we're doing..

"Morning," Hifumi greeted him.

"Morning. Who was the cat?" Saigo asked lightly.
"Sukekiyo, he's a dear friend." Hifumi grinned, "Hungry?"
"Um, yes," he said, smiling back though he wasn't sure why. Hifumi seemed nice enough...
"What would you like?" He offered, grabbing a cloth to wrap around his hair.

"I'm...not picky," he said.
"Very well," Hifumi said after a pause, and made a light but energizing breakfast for them. Saigo ate it gratefully. Of course the summoning circle in the Cafe was not simply clean-up-able, therefore it was still there. They were the second to arrive, as Sukekiyo was already sleeping in a customer chair, and he began to prepare the day's cakes.

"What is your name by the way? I'm Hifumi Minagawa."
"Saigo," He said, starting with other preparations automatically. He may as well if he were here.
"Nice to work with you, how extreme can you make the Halloween decorations? "Hifumi asked and Saigo smirked, waved his hand with a few words in hellish and the entire place was decorated...and the fake body parts were shockingly real looking.

"Well, this is impressive and going to give Taro a heart attack... Is everything real?"
"Sort-of. It's not an illusion if that's what you mean, but obviously it isn't real human body parts all around," he shrugged.
"Ah, then that's perfect," Hifumi beamed happily.

Taro was the next to arrive, glasses and not one single hair out of place.
"Wow... You've outdone yourself Minagawa…which is saying a lot," He muttered the second bit. Saigo ignored this new human entirely, though he was pleased even if someone else took the credit.
"Ah, thanks, but my new assistant is the mastermind~" Hifumi grinned, and was pleased to earn a shudder from Taro.

"Well, he did a good job." That time it was more forced as gore was not something his sanitized perfectly squeaky clean world tolerated. Saigo was rather amused by his behaviour.
"Does he always smell like disinfectant spray?" he asked.

"Yes," Hifumi stated simply, and next to arrive were the part time workers, both college students. Jun and Shuta.
"Morning," Jun greeted politely, unfazed by the decorations.
"Morning." Was Hifumi's soft and creepy response. Saigo was surprised by Jun -they looked a lot alike, but said nothing. No one seemed to have noticed him yet, and it was just as well. His wings were still out so he probably looked like another decoration anyways and Saigo was in a location that wasn't intrusive to their jobs, so he could pretend to be a decoration if he wanted. Hifumi worked at baking new cakes and Saigo simply watched everything that went on, but he did decide to scare the one called Maki at one point. The circle was still there, so it's not like they wouldn't know Hifumi had yet again done some strange black magic spell, but how to frighten him...

When the cafe opened and the first couple customers that walked in, and happened to be cute females, Maki was all over them. It should be easy to scare him. The only one that didn't really react to anything was Jun so when Maki got to close enough to the young Devil he whispered in his ear.

"Those two won't go for it~" He purred and Maki freaked out, not thinking for a moment that the voice came from Saigo. Hifumi was in the kitchen, and he smirked lightly. Saigo was amused too. He could tell quickly too that Jun was unlikely to be frightened by anything, but Maki, Taro and Shuta were more easily frightened and that suited him fine. At least Saigo wouldn't be bored with these humans, and with the decorations business was busier than normal. Saigo was able to Scare Maki twice more simply by changing position...in fact that freaked out every human he could freak out. He was just bored, but when the store closed he planned to disregard pretending to be a decoration and reveal himself.

"Ugh, finally," Taro sighed heavily; he's rarely seen it that busy... except for the time Hifumi leaked a love potion for St. Valentine's Day...
"Agreed~" Saigo purred, hopping of his perch…not that he really had much to complain about.
"What-IT MOVES?" Taro freaked, "and it's filthy!"

"Well, he is a devil." Hifumi said calmly while making more for tomorrow. Saigo started helping Hifumi with his things after smirking at Taro.
"And I wash regularly for your information...just not in bleach"
"You should," Taro huffed. Maki added that Saigo being a devil seemed to help bring in cute girls looking for a scare, which in turn started a pointless argument. Next, Hifumi baked something strawberry flavoured that looked like cookie versions of Taro and Maki.

"Are they always at each other's necks?" He asked in an undertone as he cleaned rapidly.
"Yes, and no matter how many times they have my special friendship cookies they still fight," Hifumi baked them regardless. Saigo giggled at that.
"I take it they're the two making such a racket last night?" He said it loud enough that everyone heard...he also made sure it sounded like something it definitely wasn't.

"Oh most definitely, I am amazed I can sleep half the time."
"SHUT UP!" They agreed on that, which made Hifumi chuckle.
"Cookie?"
"No thanks!"
"I don't suppose you'd let ME cast a spell on them?" He asked, but he knew what the likely answer was.

"Sadly, no... I like them the way they are," Hifumi grinned.
"Hmm...They are amusing," he shrugged, "though this noise IS getting annoying..." he huffed. "Finished cleaning." He added then. It would be a record time. Hifumi chuckled, and soon they headed home, after stopping to get groceries first.

Saigo wondered if things were really going to be this easy, most humans craved a lot in exchange for their souls and so far this was cushy. Hifumi was happy with his life, and therefore didn't want much more than to make the boss' life easier...so to speak, by making the store busier.

Saigo could deal with this. Really he knew breaking a contract with Hifumi would be a bad idea. At this point he had lost Eden by selling his soul, but reincarnation was still available to him if Saigo gave him his soul back...but a soul like this would at least get other devils to stop thinking he was useless... Hifumi ran into an older woman in the elevator and she asked him for something to treat her nephew who's visiting, he agreed and said he'd drop them off later. In truth he had bought supplies for her just now knowing she'd ask. Saigo raised an eyebrow at this.

"You knew she would ask, didn't you?" he wondered aloud. Yep, definitely holding onto this soul.
"Yes, my friends told me during my break... They're everywhere in the city" Hifumi explained making Saigo blink in mild surprise.
"I see," Hifumi was an odd one to say the least, but good natured too.
"Why? Curious if my soul is worth it or not?"
"Partly, some are worth more than others," Saigo agreed, smiling a little. At least heaven couldn't touch him when under a contract.

"Uh-oh," Hifumi paused outside Maki's room, and waited until a bug crawled out from under the door. "You'd better run soon if you want to live." It did, the bug flew away and Hifumi knew it wouldn't be back.
"Um...he must have a very messy room..." he commented.
"I pray you never find out," Hifumi said simply, aware of the bizarre feel to that sentence and Saigo, who shuddered a little at the word pray since its implications were holy.

"Right...garbage tsunami?" he guessed hurrying past the door.
"Yes, Taro would not come to work for five days before he stopped smelling of cleansers," Hifumi let Saigo into his apartment before beginning to bake. Saigo wondered if he would be allowed to cast a vanishing spell on the garbage...but decided not to ask. Then again it might be fun to see Maki's reaction...especially since he would likely blame Taro instead. Maybe for an April fool's joke, just transfer the contents of Maki's room to Taro's room and vice versa.

"Would you like to help, Saigo?" Hifumi asked suddenly, interrupting the young Devil's reverie.
"Um...sure," he agreed. He had nothing better to do anyways. They were gingersnap cookies, and some carrot cupcakes with frosting. Things were simple and boring until Hifumi suddenly put a finger dab of frosting on Saigo's cheek.

"Ah...what?" he asked, surprised by the gesture.
"I'm making Saigo cake." Hifumi simply grinned, causing Saigo's cheeks to burn red.
"Well then, we'd have to even things out and make Hifumi cake~" He teased.

Hifumi grinned, "And how are you going to do that?" Hifumi landed another frosting streak on Saigo's nose. He blinked, looking it at it cross-eyed a moment and put a streak on Hifumi's cheek with an almost evil grin.
"You're making a mess Saigo," Hifumi smirked.
"Oh? Want me to clean it up~?" he asked.

"You'd better or I won't give you my soul." Hifumi said, mockingly serious. Saigo smirked and leaned in, licking the frosting off Hifumi's cheek. Hifumi licked frosting off Saigo's cheek at the same time, but Saigo grinned.
"Missed some," he purred lightly, nipping playfully at the others earlobe.
"I never miss," Hifumi smirked and licked Saigo neck now. Saigo managed not to gasp at that, he may be a devil, but when other devils consider you a freak it can be hard to get very far. Hifumi licked back up to his cheek getting any remaining frosting, and then his nose before letting himself kiss the devil. Saigo groaned happily at that, his arms wrapping around Hifumi's neck. Hifumi was pleased by this, and pulled Saigo closer and Saigo opened his mouth in invitation now. This was already the furthest he'd gotten, and he was rather eager to see it through. That and sex with a devil was worthy enough of Damnation by heavens standards.

Hifumi took it, and he didn't prefer Heaven over Hell or whatever, he just enjoyed what he did. And, this, he will enjoy. Saigo shivered happily. He tasted sweet...though for one who made cakes all day it was little surprise. Hifumi hardly ate anything he made though, and he was delighted in Saigo's taste, letting his tongue roam around the devil's mouth

"Nnn~" Saigo moaned lightly, pulling himself a little closer to the human. His tongue played a little with Hifumi's too, running along it into the others mouth. Hifumi broke the kiss for a moment to deal with the frosting-put it in the fridge-and then took Saigo to his room. Saigo followed happily, his red eye's clouded with lust.

Hifumi kissed him again when they were in the room, pulling Saigo's shirt up. He didn't struggle, it came off easily anyways and Saigo started removing Hifumi's clothing in turn. Soon, Hifumi pushed Saigo's nude body onto the bed, kissing his neck and tracing his fingers over the muscles. Their breathing was already getting heavier and Saigo couldn't help admiring Hifumi's body. He was very attractive. One eye was completely visible, and the other was hidden by his bangs, but both were hungry for Saigo. Hifumi moved back a little and smiled at his prize, stroking it gently.

"Ah~!" His back arched automatically at the sensation. He had been semi-hard already, but that got him all the way. Hifumi offered his other fingers to Saigo with a smile. The Devil blinked, gulping lightly and then took them in his mouth greedily, paying attention to each one individually. To that, Hifumi stroked him faster, until he pulled them back and slipped one inside Saigo.

"Mmmn~!" He squirmed a little. It felt odd, but he didn't mind it either. Shortly after, a second slid into him.
"Hah~ Hi-Hifumi~" He gasped, his hands clutching at the humans shoulders as he shuddered.
"Just relax Saigo," Hifumi smiled, pleased by this reaction, as he wiggled those two around thoroughly. Saigo was clearly a virgin.
"Mmmn~!" He gasped and moaned again as his body adjusted. He did manage to relax a little at least.
"Good," Hifumi soon added a third digit into the devil. It took a lot more to relax this time, though given he was a devil this would be far less painful than if he was human.

"Ready?" Hifumi asked after a while, hoping he was, as the chef could barely hold back at this point. "Yes," Saigo breathed, nodding slightly. He'd been ready for six years now.
"Relax," Hifumi kissed him as he pressed against and then into the devil.
"Mmnf~!" His arms wrapped around Hifumi's neck and though it did hurt a little it felt good too. Hifumi stopped when he was fully inside Saigo, and waited for the other. His tongue expertly toyed with Saigo's in the meantime. It took only a moment and since his mouth was a little preoccupied he moved his hips to signal he was ready for more.

Hifumi smirked into the kiss and from there took over, beginning to search for that spot inside all males known to cause intense pleasure. Again it took next to no time and the resulting moan could be heard next door. Saigo's voice was high enough it sounded like a woman though, and Hifumi left Saigo's mouth to conquer his neck in hickeys instead.

"Aaah~!" His back arched again and his hips started moving to meet Hifumi's thrusts. Now he saw what all the fuss was about anyways. Hifumi was pleased, and adored his reactions, moving faster to meet Saigo's silent demand.
"Ha-Haah~! Nnn~!" Saigo moaned in need now, his toes curling a bit as heat pooled in his abdomen, his release started building. The chef shuddered, he could feel his release building as well, and began to urge Saigo closer by stroking him.

"Ah! I'm G-gunna~! Nnn!" He couldn't finish as he came in Hifumi's hand, his own hands clenching.
"Saigo~" Hifumi soon came inside the devil, and noted that this would have to be avoided in the future, though he wasn't sure why he knew that. Saigo shuddered happily at the feeling. He knew he was safe right now at least or he would have insisted on a condom. Devils were hardly humans after all, and of the sentient life that frequented this small planet they were the only ones bound by the laws of conception involving one of each gender.

Hifumi kissed him and pulled out, wiping away any mess that spilled out. Saigo purred happily, Devils could be a lot like cats...
"Want to wash up?" He asked and Saigo nodded.
"P-probably a good idea..." He mumbled and Hifumi pulled him up and took him to the bathroom to shower. He squeaked cutely when pulled up though, and he was limping a bit. He may be a devil, and there for adjust more easily, but it was still his first time. The water would help, and Hifumi helped himself to more of Saigo before finishing off the baking. He had some crows deliver it.

Saigo watched him bake a bit but eventually just went to sleep early. He was tired and figured if Hifumi was willing to fuck him, he'd have to share his bed...at least for tonight. Hifumi was fine sharing lots with Saigo and soon, joined the Devil under the covers. Saigo snuggled closer unconsciously with a soft, happy sigh.

Yes, Devil males can get knocked up...so can Angel males XD and that being said, two Devil or Angel females can make a baby too...we're...not sure how it works for that one. THEY HAVE MAGIC LEAVE ME ALONE DX. Anyways, I find this works, they aren't human, why should they be confined by human abilities or laws?

Anyways, since no one has actually left a review and I suspect no one has...even read it...*sob* Then I likely won't post any more...If no one wants to read it, I'm not going to waste my time editing and fixing it up into a more understandable flow. So please, review if you bothered reading it and if you liked it. Or if it sucks, let me know too, then I can focus on the stories that actually GET reviews.