Hogwarts Exchange Students

Rated T for Teen, for slight cursing

Disclaimer: I dont own any characters here; they belong to J.K. Rowling, Akira Toriyama, Yoshihiro Togashi, Eiichiro Oda or Ken Akamatsu. The world, including names for Quidditch teams and most spells, belong to J. K. Rowling, which Ive used for my own convenience, albeit trying to loosely follow the Harry Potter plot.

Harry Potter Crossover with Dragon Ball Z, Yu Yu Hakusho and One Piece, and featuring Magister Negi Magi! Alternate Universe, set in Harrys fourth year.

Characters from all series are tweaked to HPs world, but I will try to maintain them as loyal as possible to their original series counterparts. Their language will be tweaked according to where they are from though, since I didnt want all of them to be from Japan. No need to truly read any of the series here beforehand, except probably Harry Potter, but it helps to know the characters.

Pairings: Hopefully loads! Who knows what will come of this?

Chapter 7: Problematic students

The first school had been sorted, there were three more to go, and the students anxious to know what they would find from them. Minerva McGonagall put away the digital scroll with Capsule College's list, remembering fondly the time when she met the creative former principal of the school, Dr. Briefs, and how hard he'd worked to develop muggle-like technology with magic. Now little Bulma was grown up, and her son would be in her house. The way the world turned never seemed to surprise her. She began taking out a second scroll, a more rustic one from Reikai, when quite the ruckus began from the side of the unsorted students.

"Do we really have to go through this again, Kuwabara? I'm just gonna kick your ass again anyway." The cocky voice of Yuusuke Urameshi was heard. This young man of greasy black hair and brown eyes was in a fight with his ever-present rival Kazuma Kuwabara, the orange-haired young man Hermione recognized from the well incident. Yuusuke looked as if he was holding an imaginary gun, ready to shoot Kuwabara, and pure energy was flowing from Kazuma's right hand, flaming in a sword-like shape.

"Oh, its on, Urameshi!" said the beady-eyed youth, ready to battle. "You're gonna take back what you said about Eikishi even if I have to strangle you to do it!"

Minerva McGonagall sighed. She'd heard the Reikai students would be troublesome, but she didn't expect things to start up this early on. Koenma certainly didn't know how to discipline his students; it appeared she would have to teach them a lesson. She was getting ready to take out her wand and impose some discipline, when Shizuru Kuwabara, the new Divination teacher from Reikai, put a hand in her shoulder.

"Don't worry, I'll handle it," said the young woman, who could only be in her early to mid twenties. She had long, flowing chestnut hair down to her waist, calm brown eyes, and a strong frame enforced by her bulky ivory robes. She walked to where her students were fighting once more, her cigarette dropping a bit of ash as she walked to the other side of the hall, and whacked the both of them.

"Bakatachi, behave," she told them in Japanese. "Koenma said this is your last chance not to be kicked out of the school, so unless you want to become the next oni at his charge, you better make a good impression at this school."

"Sorry sis, but Urameshi started it with…" Kazuma began, before his sister's cold glare shut him up. Yuusuke just looked at Shizuru nonchalantly, his arms behind his head, and shrugged. He didn't really care either way.

With a final glare to the both of them, Shizuru returned to her seat at the faculty table.

"Jaganshi, Hiei."

The entire school waited anxiously for the 4 foot 9 inches third year to make his way to the sorting hat. Hiei had black spiky hair with a white fringe around the crown of his head and wide red eyes with a very small iris. He wore his uniform normally, except wearing an additional white scarf and a white bandana and upon sitting on the stool and putting on the sorting hat the whole main Hall stood in silence. After a long while, the sorting hat finally yelled: "Slytherin!"

Ron looked at Harry with an "I told you so" look on his face, but Harry still couldn't help but be let down. However, after the initial disappointment, he actually looked thrilled. He was right earlier on. It would be the best Quidditch season ever. He would be facing Hiei Jaganshi himself.

"Jaganshi, Yukina."

Everyone waited anxiously to see this girl whose last name was the same as the famous Jaganshi, but were surprised to see someone opposite in appearance. This girl, although short like Hiei, looked like quite the warm person to contrast his cold personality. She was bright-eyed and aqua-haired, and was sorted into Hufflepuff.

"Kuwabara, Kazuma."

The ugly lug with the orange hair stood up, stomping his way through the Main Hall. His robe was normal, but to rebel against the institution, he wore it bright blue instead of black. He was also quickly sorted into Hufflepuff. Upon hearing this, his face brightened, and he yelled emotively: "Yukinaaaaaa!" He sat beside the poor girl, pledging to protect her against everything and anything, much to the annoyance of her twin brother.

"Minamino, Shuichi."

Quite the beauty stood up, a young man of long, bright red hair and dazzling green eyes, with features and mannerisms so delicate, he could almost be confused for a girl. He calmly made his way through the hall, and McGonagall noticed something oddly familiar about the boy she couldn't quite place. After a long while of deliberation, the hat finally placed him in Ravenclaw. Hiei actually glared at Shuichi for this, and the redhead returned the gesture with a calm smile, which just annoyed the seeker even more.

"Shini, Botan."

"Here!" responded a bubbly girl of long, pastel-blue hair in a black ponytail and bright pink eyes. She quickly made her way to the front of the hall, skipping relaxed. Although she looked young and carefree, you could sense an air of experience around her.

"Ravenclaw."

"Urameshi, Yuusuke."

The greasy-haired young man that was about to get into a fight earlier made his way down the Main Hall. He had his hands on his pockets of his green robe, representing his inconformity with the world. He put on the sorting hat, and after some deliberation, it yelled out: "Gryffindor!"

McGonagall sighed, thinking that another troublemaker had joined her ranks. "Finally we have Yukimura, Keiko."

A straight-laced girl of bushy chestnut hair in two pigtails, and bright brown eyes stepped forward, her gaze never leaving Yuusuke. She was quickly sorted into Hufflepuff. The students of Reikai were already making faces and gestures to each other, and the whole Main Hall became tense.

Minerva McGonagall cleared her throat, calling the students' attention. Most students weren't following the rules, even the simplest ones that were simply putting on the uniform properly. She hoped this wasn't indicative of their behavior. She continued with the sorting, now of the Puerto Rican students.

"From the Gol D. Roger's Academy; Cutty, Fran."

An older-looking student came forward, his electric-blue hair slicked forward in a non-poufy pompadour, sunglasses covering his eyes. He was quite unusual-looking, with an iron nose, broad shoulders and Popeye-like arms, a blue star on both, and hairy legs that seemed too skinny by comparison to the rest of his frame. His robes looked quite unusual, since they were way too short to cover his legs, and instead of pants he wore a bikini bathing suit underneath, wearing no shoes whatsoever.

Minerva McGonagall, in all her years, had never met a more unusual student. She had been warned by Edward Newgate, the famous auror better known as Whitebeard, that the students from Gol D. Roger would be unusual, but she didn't know how much to make of the warning until now. She put on the hat on him, quite curious on where the hat would place such an odd-looking young man.

"Gryffindor!"

"Mikan, Nami."

A brown-eyed young lady with an incredibly curvaceous body came into view, her short orange hair reaching her neck and her short robes reaching her hips and plunging into her breasts, revealing a blue swimming top underneath. Instead of the usual boots, she wore lace-up sandals. She put on the sorting hat with a confident look in her eyes.

"Ravenclaw!"

"Monkey D. Luffy."

This was the young man everyone was waiting for from this school, the famous keeper from the Sweetwater All-Stars. He came in, and finally Harry could catch a proper glance at him, at his thick, messy black hair, lightly tanned skin, wide black eyes, and scar beneath his right eye. He looked like quite the confident, happy young man, his grin stretching from ear to ear. Luffy came in wearing a flowing red robe, a lot thinner and casual than the mandatory black robes, straw sandals, and a straw hat. McGonagall begun to wonder if the teachers at Gol D. Roger's inculcated any sense of uniform into the students of the school, but couldn't help but smile at the memories that hat brought her.

The sorting hat hadn't even properly landed on Luffy's head, when it declared: "Gryffindor!"

McGonagall smiled, knowing that this child did take after his mentor, Shanks, but most of all took after a man she admired very much, Roger. She felt a bit proud, having him in her house, but already knew that he would be quite the problem child. Like she didn't have enough of those. She continued on with the sorting, calling out: "Nico, Robin."

A beautiful, tanned young woman came into view, her body also quite developed for her age, which made McGonagall wonder what they were giving the students at Puerto Rico for them to have such developed bodies. Robin had the blackest of hairs, barely reaching her shoulders, with some bangs over her face, and Russian features, particularly her almond-shaped aqua eyes and thin nose. She also had a disregard for the school uniform, her robes too short, as if a short dress, and her neckline plunging, although not as much as Nami's. She did wear pants underneath the robes, but they were purple, and a button-up purple shirt was also peaking at the neckline of her robes. She was the only one from Gol D. Roger's actually wearing the mandatory boots so far, so McGonagall was a bit happy about that.

"Ravenclaw!"

McGonagall read the next name on the list with a look of puzzlement. She looked at her coworker, Severus, and raised an eyebrow. "Prince, Sanji."

At the name of this young man, various professors looked up, including Severus Snape himself. Sanji was a rather tall fifth year of blonde hair covering the right side of his face and a curly eyebrow, the swirl right by his temple, framed his visible eye. He was wearing black robes, alright, but they were dress robes, and had a beautiful blue tie around his neck. He was also wearing dress shoes instead of the usual boots. There was just no getting the Gol D. Roger students.

"Slytherin." Upon the declaration of his sorting, the older faculty looked at Snape, who raised his head proudly. He still didn't know how to feel about the young Prince.

"Roronoa Zoro."

The green-haired young man Harry recognized from the well incident came up, swords and all, looking lost even on such a straight road. He walked towards the stool, his clothes more muggle than wizard-like. He was wearing the top part of the robes loosely, but instead of the belt he had a wide green sash, called haramaki, and black pants. He somehow gave Harry the impression of a samurai, even though he didn't look particularly Japanese.

"Zoro, you gotta come here!" Luffy yelled from his seat.

Zoro rolled his eyes at Luffy, hiding a smile quite well. Sure enough, he landed in Gryffindor, with Luffy and Franky celebrating for him joining, and Sanji celebrating the fact that he did not join Slytherin.

"Sogeking, Ussop."

The Gol D. Roger's students just kept getting more unusual. The young man that made his way to the stool had tanned skin, wide lips, and a Pinocchio-like long nose, at least 2½ inches long. He had curly black hair and wore his robes a bit on the short side, baggy brown pants visible underneath. He had a yellow handkerchief on his head, along with an unusual-looking pair of goggles. He had some resemblance, Trunks noticed, to Yassop, from Shanks's crew.

"Slytherin"

Ussop inwardly cheered, glad he didn't end up in Hufflepuff, if only for knowing that he wouldn't be alone on this journey to a new school.

"Tony-Tony, Chopper."

Just when McGonagall thought Puerto Rico's students couldn't get any weirder, Chopper came into view. He was a reindeer animagi, but more animal than mage. The young man had reindeer antlers, which she at first thought were part of his pink hat but discovered they didn't come off with it, and a blue nose, and his hands and feet were somewhat hoof-like. Never had she met in person a mage with such control over his animal form, one of the famous Zoan.

"Ravenclaw."

McGonagall smiled, amazed by how different were these international students for hers, and smiling for the memories many of them brought, when she was younger and Roger was in his height. "The sorting has been done."

A/N: Boy, is sorting taking long! Next chapter, we have quite the informative chapter next time, and we begin to see the relationships forming! Read and review, hun!