Warnings: Will have fluff moments in the future, right now it's mostly filled with sassy remarks. *This chapter does have use of an offensive word. Warning you ahead of time.*

Summary: Set in an AU universe where Kurt and Blaine have never met before. They're both apart of a gay support forum. The site has a 'chat now' button. The fanfic starts when they conveniently get each other in the chat. Written from Blaine's point of view when it's not IMing. porcelainbabyface is Kurt. youngburtreynolds is Blaine.

The next day:

(Date - 1.19.11, Thursday)

porcelainbabyface has invited you to a session! Do you accept?

{porcelainbabyface 7:07pm} Hello nineteen year old Burt Reynolds!

{youngburtreynolds 7:10pm} Hello ageless porcelain.

{porcelainbabyface 7:11pm} How are you on this fine day?

{youngburtreynolds 7:11pm} I'm alright, you seem cheery today. What's gotten into you?

{porcelainbabyface 7:13pm} Just having a genuinely good day, I suppose.

{youngburtreynolds 7:13pm} Terrific.

{porcelainbabyface 7:14pm} You seem to be the opposite of cheery today.

{youngburtreynolds 7:15pm} I had a bad day.

{porcelainbabyface 7:16pm} It shows.

{youngburtreynolds 7:16pm} Sorry if I'm bringing you down.

{porcelainbabyface 7:17pm} It's alright. You wanna talk about it?

{youngburtreynolds 7:19pm} I don't know...

{porcelainbabyface 7:19pm} This is a support site, you know?

{youngburtreynolds 7:21pm} That's true, but I'm usually the one listening to other people's problems.

{porcelainbabyface 7:22pm} You've never complained about yourself on here?

{youngburtreynolds 7:25pm} Nope.

{porcelainbabyface 7:27pm} I think you'd feel better if you talked about it.

{youngburtreynolds 7:28pm} Fine. Hold on.

{youngburtreynolds 7:31pm} I was fired today because my boss is a homophobe. He caught the assistant manager, a boy, flirting with me, and because he treated the assistant manager pretty much like his own son, I was the one in the wrong. He told me I was disgusting and I should take my 'fag face' elsewhere.

{porcelainbabyface 7:33pm} That's terrible. I'm sorry.

{youngburtreynolds 7:35pm} Don't be. It's life, right?

{porcelainbabyface 7:36pm} That doesn't make it any more okay. You shouldn't have been treated like that.

{youngburtreynolds 7:38pm} It's typical. I'm one of the very few openly gay men in my town.

{porcelainbabyface 7:38pm} I know how you feel. It's the same for me.

{youngburtreynolds 7:40pm} The only way to move is forward. Prejudice is just ignorance.

{porcelainbabyface 7:40pm} Twenty.

{youngburtreynolds 7:43pm} Pardon?

{porcelainbabyface 7:44pm} I'm twenty years old.

{youngburtreynolds 7:46pm} Oh. Twenty year old porcelain. Got it.

{porcelainbabyface 7:46pm} I wasn't planning on telling you my age, so feel special.

{youngburtreynolds 7:48pm} Do I get an award for it?

{porcelainbabyface 7:48pm} Now you're pushing it.

{youngburtreynolds 7:49pm} Alright, alright. I do feel special. In fact, it made me smile that you told me. So thank you.

{porcelainbabyface 7:50pm} Glad I could make you smile.

{youngburtreynolds 7:50pm} I'm terribly bored.

{porcelainbabyface 7:51pm} What's your name?

{youngburtreynolds 7:51pm} A simple 'I'm sorry you're bored' could have sufficed.

{porcelainbabyface 7:53pm} If you don't tell me I'll be forced to call you Burt. And that's my father's name. So I'd rather not refer to you as such.

{youngburtreynolds 7:53pm} What if my name really is Burt?

{porcelainbabyface 7:54pm} But it's not.

{youngburtreynolds 7:56pm} How do you know?

{porcelainbabyface 7:58pm} Because I do.

{youngburtreynolds 7:58pm} There you go being all sure of yourself again.

{porcelainbabyface 7:59pm} It's kind of my thing.

{youngburtreynolds 8:01pm} So I'm beginning to realize.

{porcelainbabyface 8:02pm} Now, what's your name?

{youngburtreynolds 8:03pm} I think I deserve to know yours first, seeing as you knew my age first.

{porcelainbabyface 8:04pm} Hmm.

{youngburtreynolds 8:05pm} I could just not tell you. I'm perfectly content calling you porcelain.

{porcelainbabyface 8:06pm} But I'm not with calling you Burt.

{youngburtreynolds 8:07pm} Then call me young.

{porcelainbabyface 8:07pm} Now that's just stupid.

{youngburtreynolds 8:08pm} Ouch.

{porcelainbabyface 8:10pm} Please tell me?

{youngburtreynolds 8:13pm} You first.

{porcelainbabyface 8:14pm} Kurt.

{youngburtreynolds 8:15pm} Ahh.

{porcelainbabyface 8:16pm} My name is Kurt. There, I told you. Now what's yours?

{youngburtreynolds 8:18pm} Sorry, Kurt! I really must be going! Talk to you later this week!

{porcelainbabyface 8:18pm} I'm starting to hate you.

{youngburtreynolds 8:20pm} No you're not. Goodbye, Kurt!

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