Hogwarts Exchange Students

Rated T for Teen, for slight cursing

Disclaimer: I dont own any characters here; they belong to J.K. Rowling, Akira Toriyama, Yoshihiro Togashi, Eiichiro Oda or Ken Akamatsu. The world, including names for Quidditch teams and most spells, belong to J. K. Rowling, which Ive used for my own convenience, albeit trying to loosely follow the Harry Potter plot.

Harry Potter Crossover with Dragon Ball Z, Yu Yu Hakusho and One Piece, and featuring Magister Negi Magi! Alternate Universe, set in Harrys fourth year.

Characters from all series are tweaked to HPs world, but I will try to maintain them as loyal as possible to their original series counterparts. Their language will be tweaked according to where they are from though, since I didnt want all of them to be from Japan. No need to truly read any of the series here beforehand, except probably Harry Potter, but it helps to know the characters.

Pairings: Hopefully loads! Who knows what will come of this?

Notes: I will be giving translations for the slang those non-English native speakers use between brackets, and mentioning the language used. If I left something behind and you're curious about it, don't be afraid to tell me. Some students from Japan will also use honorifics from now on.

Chapter 9: The Kitchens

Harry, Ron and Hermione were entering Gryffindor Tower through the Fat Lady portrait when they noticed some of the exchange students were missing. Not just any exchange students either: Luffy, Zoro, Trunks and Pan; the hungry ones.

"Where did they run off to now?" Hermione complained.

"Off to the rescue of the troublemakers, aren't we Keiko?" sneered Yuusuke as he passed by with the twins.

"My name is not Keiko, its Hermione!" said Hermione in a shrill voice. She was about to take out her wand and curse Yuusuke into oblivion, but Harry and Ron held her back.

"Calm down Hermione, I'll find them," said Harry, reaching for the Marauder's map, while Yuusuke sneaked away into the boys' room.

"Honestly, these exchange students are so troublesome!" said Hermione with a groan, holding her temples.

"Mira, chica [Spanish: look, girl, in a nice way] sorry Luffy's causing so much trouble, he's just like that you know," said Franky, failing miserably at apologizing. "Tell you what, I'll be joining you, okay?"

"Its not necessary, really…" Hermione said, not fully convinced. "Where are they, Harry?"

"In the kitchens…"

"In the kitchens? I've never heard Hogwarts had a kitchen," said Ron with a shrug. "Shall we get going then? Maybe I can finally get something to eat. Seriously, we may have gotten the best Quidditch players, but also the biggest mouths and none of the pretty girls!"

Much to Ron's demise, Asuna was still in the common room at the moment and hit him with a paper fan. "Well, you're not exactly a stud either, baka yaro [Japanese: dumb bastard]!"

As Ron complained and began arguing with Asuna, Hermione, Harry and Franky decided to get a move on to the kitchens. They went through a stairwell that according to the map reached the Hufflepuff common room, but they went down instead of going up towards it. They ended up in an empty hallway, where a still life of a bowl of fruits hung.

"Are you sure this is the right place, tipo [Spanish: dude]?" said Franky, removing his glasses to look around. "I mean, no hay na aquí!"

"What?" asked Harry, obviously not understanding.

"There's nothing here!" Franky translated. "Unless it's hiding behind this."

"Let me check the map," said Harry, trying to figure out the where. "It says we're right in front of it."

"Well, there must obviously be a password of some sort!" said Hermione, trying to remember if anything she read in Hogwarts, a History, would be useful. She didn't even know the existence of this place!

From the other side of the frame, Harry and company heard four voices, getting closer.

"Ah, that was good," said Luffy with relief. "They sure have a lot of meat to make!"

"I'm surprised by the variety of pastries and sweets they were making," confessed Trunks.

"What surprises me is that they were willing to give us food at all," said Zoro with a smile. "Quite happily too."

"And they're gonna give us more food at the table next time" said Pan, almost squealing. "That Dobby sure was helpful!"

Harry and Hermione looked at each other, both wondering if they heard right. "Dobby?"

The still-life frame swung open, revealing four very happy Gryffindors. As soon as they saw the three others in front of them, Pan and Trunks stopped short and Zoro and Luffy kept walking.

"Where do you two think you're going?" said Hermione through gritted teeth.

"To bed," said Zoro without even hesitating.

"You refused to follow instructions, now you don't even know where the common room is!" Hermione argued, exasperated.

"We can sleep in the Sunny," he said simply.

Pan held back a laugh. "If we can ever reach it."

"I heard that!" growled Zoro with a glare. "I'm not lost."

"Riiiight" said Pan, grinning mockingly.

"Come on, Panny, you shouldn't complain so much," said Trunks, putting a hand on her shoulder and making her blush. "We did get a pretty good meal because of it."

"And we didn't have to break the lock Nami had on the fridge!" added Luffy with a grin.

"You actually had this planned out?" said Franky, gawking. "¡Tipo, y no me invitaron [Spanish: Dude, and you didn't invite me?]!"

Luffy put a hand in the back of his head and grinned. "Mala mía, ¡se me olvidó [Spanish: My bad, I forgot; A/N: To all OP fans out there, in Japanese: Warii na]!"

"Tu estás brutal Luffy, [Spanish: You're too much]" Franky said with a laugh. "But you followed Zoro, out of all people?"

"Hey, it got us food," said Zoro defiantly.

"Just return with us to the common room before Hermione does something drastic" said Harry, inwardly holding back a laugh as he remembered Yuusuke's comments about tantrums.

"Yeah, yeah…"

"I get shotgun on the top bunk!" said Luffy happily.

"Actually, there are no bunks in our rooms" Harry admitted.

"And we're supposed to stay on the same room as those in our year" added Hermione, "not just sleep wherever we want."

"But those guys said we could sleep wherever we wanted!" argued Luffy, with poufy cheeks.

"Fred and George are troublemakers, and by no means are you to listen to them!" said Hermione. This certainly wasn't her day.

"Bueno [Well…], Urameshi was a fourth year… and the twins were…?" asked Franky.

"Sixth years" answered Hermione.

"Which means they must have taken my bed…" Franky concluded. "What about our things?"

"They should be in our rooms, or yours could be in the common room knowing those two," Hermione answered.

"Ah, well, guess I'll have to claim it back," said Franky, pulling off his wrist to reveal a machinegun, as he began making his way back to the common room. Zoro and Luffy casually followed him, but Harry, Hermione, Pan and Trunks just stood there, dumbfounded, not believing their eyes.

It took her a few seconds, but Hermione soon reacted and dashed after Franky. "What exactly do you think you'll be doing? Someone could seriously get hurt."

"Ah, don't worry about it Hermie," said Luffy, grinning petting her softly as they walked. "It'll all work out."

Hermione went bright red, looking at Luffy in shock then quickly lowering her head. She began walking slower and was soon left behind by all but Harry.

"Hermione, are you alright?" Harry asked, worried. He wondered if, after all the stress between the rule breaking, the name-calling and now… whatever that was, Hermione was going to break down.

"He called me Hermie…" she whispered, her voice apparently calm. "Not even my parents call me by a nickname…"

"Come on, let's get you to your room…" Harry insisted, pulling her arm forward slightly.

"Harry..?"

"What?"

"This might not be a bad thing after all…"

A/N: For NOW this is not indicative of a Luffy/Hermione couple. She did, however, begin to respect him. Hope this chapter was fun! I've already given up on asking you guys to review -.-