HA! I spelled 'psychosomatic' correctly the first time! YES!

P.O.V.: Kendall Knight

Time skip: the next morning, around 11 AM

Everyone was up except for Krystye and Logan. They had their adrenaline crash or whatever at 2 AM, so they're sleeping in. Gustavo wasn't ready for us yet, so he gave us a day off.

James was playing with a new video game Carlos had gotten him for his birthday. Carlos was outside playing with one of his birthday presents, a skateboard. We celebrated Carlos' birthday when we got back from the tour. I heard a bedroom door open and close. I looked to the twins' bedroom, and Krystye had woke up.

"Hey, Sleeping Beauty," I said.

"Hey, Kendall," she said hugging me. She sounded tired. James was on the floor, so I sat on the couch with my feet up. Krystye cuddled up to me. She rested her head on my chest.

"Have a good sleep?" I asked.

"No," she replied.

"Why?"

"I couldn't sleep. Logie's snoring kept me up."

"It's okay. I can't hear Logan right now, so maybe you could…" I heard soft snoring, and realized that Krystye had fallen asleep.

"…do that. Okay then," I said, laying a hand on her back. Logan came in, as energized as ever.

"Dude, you need to work on fixing your snoring problem," I said.

"I snore?" Logan said.

"Yep."

"Why do you say I need to fix it? Could you hear it out here?" Logan asked.

"No, but it kept your sister up all night," I said, pointing to the sleeping girl.

"Oh… Yeah, I do need to fix that," Logan said. He patted Krystye's back lightly and went to the other end of the couch.

"Oh… OH! YES! I beat the game!" James said. I cleared my throat and gave him a warning glance. Krystye stirred, but didn't wake up, continuing with her much-needed nap. James mouthed his apologies.

Things went about like that for a while, until I fell asleep as well. I woke up a few hours later, and Krystye was awake.

"Hey," she said.

"Hey, Krystye," I said.

"You sure slept a while," Krystye said.

"When did you wake up?" I asked.

"A couple hours ago. I didn't want to leave you because this is nice," Krystye said, cuddling up to me. I smiled and wrapped my arms around her. She shifted to her face was next to mine, instead of next to my chest. We kissed.

"Hey, no sex on the couch!" Logan said. I kicked his thigh.

"OW!" Logan complained. He walked away, mumbling angrily under his breath and rubbing where I kicked.

"If you need me, I'll be with Camille," Logan said before leaving. James was asleep on the floor in front of the couch. Carlos had crashed by the dome hockey table. Krystye broke the kiss when my lungs started burning for air.

"Wanna go somewhere?" Krystye asked.

"Sure. Where to?" I asked.

"Anywhere but here," she said. That's when her phone rang.

"Hello? Okay, we'll be up there ASAP," Krystye said before hanging up.

"That was Gustavo. He wants all five of us at Rocque Records ASAP," Krystye said. She got off of me and woke Carlos. I woke James.

"Guys, we've got to go up to Rocque Records," I said.

"Logan's asleep in his room," James said before getting up and waking our sleeping bandmate. I drove us to the studio.

"Okay, guys, I have some things you all need to change about yourselves. Let's start with James! He's too self-centered! Carlos lacks direction! Logan needs more swagger! Krystye needs to stop being so vicious and mean. And Kendall needs to stop talking back to me!" Gustavo said.

"And Gustavo needs to take a-"

"Don't say it!" There was a bit of silence as I thought it over. My bandmates were practically begging me to not say it.

"…chill pill," I said finally. Gustavo looked as if steam was coming out of his ears.

"Steam… That's new," Krystye and Logan said.

"Okay, the weird twin thing has to stop!" James said.

"JUST GO AWAY!" Gustavo shouted. We all scrambled to leave.

"He's scary!" Logan said. He grabbed Krystye's shirt.

"And I wanna live!" he shouted. Krystye pushed him off.

"Well, I could take some anger management courses," Krystye said.

"I could focus more," Carlos said.

"I could put the mirror down every so often," James said.

"I could probably try to get some swagger," Logan said as we got back to the Palm Woods. He got on his laptop. After a few minutes, he gasped in happiness and surprise, then started typing wildly.

"Swagger App!" Logan said. He was waiting for something.

"What is a Swagger App?" I asked.

"It's an app for my phone that projects the best clothes, actions, and music to my phone so I can gain more swagger," Logan said. He then unplugged his phone from the computer.

"Done!" Logan said.

"HA! Swagger is not digital!" Krystye said.

"Oh, yes it is," Logan said, then changed clothes.

"Okay, so you look cool. But can you conquer the swagger walk?" James asked. Logan checked his phone.

"Strut at approximately 3 miles per hour, and cock head at a 45 degree angle," Logan said. He did just that down the hallway, and Krystye chased him, tripping over her feet. James chased him as well, also tripping over his feet.

P.O.V. change: Krystye Mitchell

"Logie, you're not gonna…" I said as Logan started gathering followers. I suddenly felt cold and clammy, and started shivering. James started shivering too.

"Do you feel drained too?" James asked.

"Yeah," I said. We walked over to the lounge chairs and collapsed.

"What's wrong with you two?" Camille asked.

"It's Logan," I said.

"He's draining our swagger," James said. I coughed a little.

"So how is it bad if Logan gets some swagger?" Camille said. Logan walked past the door with girls all over him, gushing about him.

"That's it! We've got to get rid of Logie's swagger," Camille said. She got us to move to our apartment.

"Krystye! What happened?" Kendall asked when he saw me.

"Logan's draining our swagger," I said.

"It's all in your head," Kendall said.

"It is not," I said. Kendall rolled his eyes and helped me to the couch next to James, who was paler than I thought he could ever be.

"I'm gonna go and get away from the crazy," Kendall said. He kissed my forehead and left. Logan and his new crew came by the door, Logan entering, spinning, and closing the door. He spotted us.

"Whoa, what happened here? What's with the EKG?" Logan asked, taking his shades off.

"No, it's an SKG. Their swag counts are dangerously low," Camille said.

"As you grow stronger," James started.

"We grow weaker," I finished.

"You guys can have it back," Logan said. Our eyes widened.

"I don't even want the swagger! My pants are too tight, everyone keeps following me, and in all honesty, there's too much dancing," Logan said. He pulled out his phone and pressed a button.

"Swagger App, deleted," Logan said. James and I popped up, better than ever.

"I'm better now," James and I said before exchanging confused glances.

"That has to stop. Stop it! STOP IT!" we shouted before Camille knocked our heads together.

"Thanks Camille," we said.

"I'm better too," Logan said as he put a pocket protector on his jacket pocket.

"But you two do realize that your symptoms were psychosomatic," Logan said.

"And you do realize that I have no idea what that means," James said.

"It was all in our heads," I said.

"Oh…" And as if on cue, Kendall entered.

"The crazy is gone, right?" he asked cautiously.

"Yes, the crazy is gone," Camille said. Kendall smiled and hugged me.

"You're crazy, Krystye," Kendall said.

"But that's why you love me, right?"

"Yes," Kendall said.

"We have to dance in the video for the cover song. Wanna practice the moves we were given?" I asked. James, Logan, and Camille moved the coffee table as Kendall nodded.

"Let's dance to the whole song, and when it gets to the part they choreographed, we do the choreography," Kendall said. I nodded in agreement. I grabbed the CD I was given and put it in a CD player. Logan hit play, and he and Camille were gonna dance too.

"Hannah Montana?" James asked.

"Griffin's choice, not mine!" I said. The music started, and I sang as Kendall and I danced. When the song was over, those in the apartment with us clapped as we kissed at the end.

"Amazing," Logan said.

"And they just said they want Kendall as your love interest?" James asked.

"Yeah, they said 'We want Kendall Knight to be your love interest in the video, because our target audience LOVES you two together,'" I said.

"That's really what they said?" Kendall asked, and I nodded. He hugged me.

"They also said they want Logan, James, and Carlos to be part of the extras, and Camille to play Kendall's girlfriend in the dance scene," I said.

"Really?" James, Logan, and Camille said in unison. I nodded.

"And Carlos is either gonna be Kendall's wingman or my other best friend in the video," I said.

"When do we start?" Logan asked.

"Tomorrow hopefully. We started shooting yesterday, got a break today, and we resume shooting tomorrow. I'm doing my glamour shots and the school dance scene tomorrow," I said.

"I thought we did the glamour shots yesterday," Kendall said.

"Yeah, but they want to do a re-take with a different outfit to see which one is better," I said. Kendall nodded in understanding.

"Okay, you may be the talented one, but I'm the smart one," Logan said.

"I'm the smart one!" I defended.

"No, I'm the smart one!"

"I am!"

"No, I am!"

"No, I am!"

"I am!"

"I am!"

"No, you're the dumb one!"

"No, you are!"

"No, you are!"

"BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP!" Kendall and Camille shouted.

"You're both really smart," Camille said.

"And there's no way under our comprehension to prove which one's the smart one!" Kendall said.

"You're both the smart one!" they said together.

"Now make up, hug, get Carlos, and go do something," Kendall said.

"Sorry, bro."

"Sorry, sis." Logan and I hugged.

"We're not going bungee jumping again," I said.

"Agreed," I said.

"Let's just go to the pool," James said.

"Yeah!" we said, then went to the pool. Kendall and I shared a lounge chair as always.

"I got my swagger back," I said.

"Don't be silly. You never lost it."