Chapter Question: I'm gonna reveal something about Krystye's character in this story that nobody would have guessed this chapter! What do you think it is?
I'm venturing into the future! It's only January 8th as I write this sentence and this is set on the 25th!
P.O.V.: Third Person
Time Skip: Two weeks later, on Wednesday, around 10 AM
"As the reigning King of Pranks, it's my pleasure to announce that the prank war will begin today! Hortense Mitchell, read the main rules!" Kendall said.
"He who is pranked is out. The last one left unpranked wins the title of King of Pranks! Being hit by slimy, wet, or otherwise disgusting substances counts as a prank, not counting pure water. The winner keeps the crown in their house until the next year's Prank Wars," Logan said.
"Carlos Garcia, read the Logan Amendment!" Kendall said.
"If the prankee begins crying or shows signs of discomfort or pain after a prank has been pulled, the pranker must check to see if they are alright," Carlos said.
"James Diamond, read the Carlos Clause!" Kendall said.
"After 6 PM, any action that causes pain or discomfort is considered a prank," James said.
"Krystyna Knight, read the Kendall Amendment!" Kendall said.
"Prank wars may last for up to 48 hours, sleeping time included. Pranks must cease at 10 PM and may restart after 8 AM. The Carlos Clause does not affect the next morning. Prank Wars must start at noon on January 25th of each year," Krystye read, her voice clear and concise, no swelling of the tongue, no painkillers involved, and a shorter barbell tongue ring in her newest piercing.
"Hortense Mitchell, read the Krystyna Amendment," Kendall said.
"Women are allowed because they are equal to men in all ways," Logan read.
"Krystyna Knight, please read the Los Angeles Amendment!" Kendall said.
"Due to the fact that those participating in the Prank Wars live in the same house as of December of 2009, the crown will be kept in the winner's bedroom on their side of the room until the next year's Prank Wars," Krystye read.
"And finally, Carlos Garcia, read the James Amendment," Kendall said.
"Injuries caused by pranks must only last a maximum of three days," Carlos read. Katie walked up to the table as Kendall pulled out the crown.
"It seems like yesterday when Krystye and I made that in art class," James said.
"Guys, you came up with these prank wars in middle school!" Katie said.
"Ah, Katie, you know that you cannot participate. James Diamond, read the Kid Clause!" Kendall said.
"Anyone under the age of thirteen on the 25th cannot participate in the Prank Wars," James said.
"And Katie, you are only twelve. Ergo, you are too young for this year's Prank Wars," Kendall said.
"Please?" Katie asked.
"Nope, but you can next year," Kendall said.
"You do this every year! You did it last year, you did it the year before! I'll get you next year, whoever wins this year!" Katie said, then retreated to her room.
"Okay, then. We get until noon to prepare our pranks! Go!" Kendall said, and everyone dashed off to random places to plan their pranks. Logan and Krystye stayed in the apartment to prepare theirs. Krystye went off to hers and Kendall's room while Logan stayed in the kitchen.
"Okay, so when the guys, and Krystye, come in for a refreshing drink, the smoothies will be here. But what they don't know is that there is a balloon with 120 pounds of pure nitrous oxide pressurized. Then when they push in the needle-sharpened straw into the smoothie…" Logan pushed the straw in and the smoothie exploded in his face.
"OW!" Logan said, and continued to whimper loudly. Krystye heard this and came out to the kitchen. Logan was now on the floor.
"I can't see!" Logan said. Krystye ran over to her brother.
"Logie, Logie, I've got you, I've got you. We're gonna take you to the doctor," Krystye said soothingly, picking up her brother from the floor and leading the temporarily blind boy to the doctor.
James returned to the apartment with a few cartons of eggs, toilet paper, and a few other items in a paper bag. He noticed the mess on the floor and shrugged.
"Logan pranked himself again this year," James said before going to his and Katie's room.
The doctor finished working with Logan, and he opened his eyes.
"AH! Everything looks pink!" Logan said.
"I'm a doctor. I can fix this," Dr. Hollywood said. He grabbed some eye drops and put one drop in each of Logan's eyes.
"AH! Now everything looks blue!" Logan said.
"What color do you want?" Dr. Hollywood asked.
"I don't know, all of them?" Logan said. The doctor quickly found the drops he was looking for and put one drop in each of Logan's eyes.
"That's better," Logan said, smiling.
"Well… Bye."
"Wait, aren't you gonna prescribe me some saline drops to soothe my itchy and irritated eyes?" Logan asked.
"Have you ever thought about being a doctor, because you look and talk like one," the doctor said.
"Oh, my brother's always wanted to be a doctor. Logan, why don't you stay here and help Dr. Hollywood while I go win that crown?" Krystye said before dashing off. She checked her watch.
"Oh, hell, it's noon!" she said, then winced when her tongue ring whacked her teeth. She hid in a supply closet, only to come face-to-face with James. He was holding a bottle of seltzer and one of silly string.
"James, no!" Krystye said. James went to spray from both bottles when Krystye grabbed his arm and flipped the taller boy, grabbing the two bottles as he fell. She sprayed his hair with both substances.
"You're out, James," Krystye said before checking to see if the bottles still had anything. They did, and Krystye stepped out of the closet, armed with the silly string and seltzer. She hid in another closet after checking to see if anyone was in it. Nobody was, so she hid in the closet. She grabbed a bag and looked around for supplies to use in her plan. She locked the door and grabbed more seltzer, a water gun that she filled with seltzer, a jar of jam and a spoon, and a backpack to put this all in. Krystye snuck back to the apartment. She figured out Logan's plot and finished sharpening the straws. Kendall walked in.
"Oh, hey, hubby! Have a smoothie!" Krystye said. Kendall smiled and took a smoothie and a straw. He put the straw in the smoothie and it popped in his face.
"AH! My eyes!" Kendall said. Luckily, Krystye had the treatment Dr. Hollywood had used on Logan. She quickly administered the treatment.
"AH! Everything looks pink!" Kendall said.
"Lean your head back," Krystye said before giving Kendall one drop of eye drops in each eye.
"That's better," Kendall said.
"So, that means you're out, hubby," Krystye said.
"I know, I don't get to be King of Pranks again for 2012," Kendall said.
"I may be Queen of Pranks, though," Krystye said. She grabbed the backpack and a few more prank items. She grabbed the jam and spoon and armed herself with it. She kept the water gun within reach on her back.
"Go get 'em, wifey!" Kendall said as Krystye winked and left the apartment. She found Carlos, who was armed with a water gun.
"What's in the gun, Carlitos?" Krystye asked.
"Sour milk," Carlos said, his voice threatening. Krystye threw some jam at the shorter boy, and he managed to dodge. He shot milk at Krystye, and she dodged. She threw more jam at Carlos, and it hit his shoulder.
"I'm hit!" Carlos said, falling to the ground dramatically.
"And you're out," Krystye said. She put the jar down and grabbed Carlos' gun. She grabbed her seltzer gun and kept herself armed.
"Wait… Logan took himself out, I took James out, Kendall, then Carlos. That's everyone! I WIN!" Krystye cheered. Kendall came in, and brought me back to the apartment. Carlos and James were back already.
"How'd you lose?" Carlos asked.
"She shot seltzer and silly string in my hair. How about you?" James said.
"She hit me with jam," Carlos said.
"How'd you lose, Kendall?" James asked.
"She got me with an exploding smoothie," Kendall said.
"Logan, how'd you lose?" Carlos asked.
"I got myself with an exploding smoothie," Logan said, causing the boys to laugh.
"That means Krystye wins!" Kendall said. Krystye smiled. She stood, and the crown was put on her head by her husband.
"All hail the Queen of Pranks for the year 2012!" Kendall said.
"And as Queen, I cannot wait for next year," Krystye said, smirking. She took the crown off and put it on the table.
"The custom is to keep the crown in the winner's bedroom until their reign is complete. Which means it stays in Kendall's room because you share a room," James said.
"Sounds good," Krystye said. She pulled out her phone and posted on her Scuttlebutter page, causing the others to get a notification.
"I'm the new Pranking Queen of Big Time Rush!" the post said. Kendall posted something on his.
"I'm married to the new Pranking Queen of Big Time Rush," Kendall's post said. Krystye smiled and the two shared a kiss, Kendall playing with Krystye's tongue ring a little.
"I'm beginning to love that piercing," Kendall said, smiling.
"I went through hell for it to heal," Krystye said.
"And I think that's cool," Kendall said. They kissed again, and the other three boys walked off to their rooms to get some shuteye. The couple broke apart to see them leave.
"Kendall, there's something I've got to tell you," Krystye said.
"What is it?" Kendall asked.
"I'm pregnant," Krystye said. Kendall gasped in surprise. He stammered, and Krystye stopped him.
"Calm down, hubby," Krystye said.
"I-I'm feeling woozy," Kendall said. He fell to the floor, out cold.
"Kendall!"
Answer to question: Krystye's pregnant!
Next question: Do you think the baby will be a boy or a girl?