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This chapter is named for James' problem at the end of the chapter.
P.O.V.: Krystye
Time skip: the next afternoon, around 3 PM
I woke up to find Kendall gone from the bed. I got up and checked the bathroom. Not there. I checked the living room and kitchen. Nothing. I checked the closets. Nobody. I checked the rest of the apartment. He wasn't in the house.
"Kendy?" I called. I got no answer. I got dressed and went over to 2J. It was empty except for my in-laws, but they didn't know Kendall's whereabouts, let alone James, Carlos, or Logan. I sighed and walked to the lobby. It was completely empty. Camille walked in beside me.
"Do you have any idea what's going on?" Camille asked.
"That's what I was gonna ask you," I said.
"I woke up in my bed to find a note on Logan's pillow that said to come down to the lobby and that there was a surprise for me down here," Camille said.
"I didn't see a note, but I may have missed it. Come with me to 2L," I said, and Camille followed me to my apartment. I found the note on Kendall's pillow.
"Come down to the lobby. There's a big surprise for you there, but you have to find me first," I read aloud. We went down to the lobby (again) and looked around for Logan and Kendall. I found Kendall behind the manager's desk. He kissed me right as I did.
"Found me," Kendall said.
"So, what's the surprise?" I asked.
"Close your eyes," Kendall said, and I did just that. I felt something thin and cold wrap around my neck.
"Open your eyes," Kendall said. I did, and looked at my neck. It was a long-chained necklace. I looked at the silver locket charm and opened it. It had our wedding picture on one side and a studio portrait of Kendall blowing a kiss on the other.
"Kendall, I love it!" I said, hugging my husband. He brought his lips to mine, and we kissed.
"If we're ever apart, it's a reminder that I'm always there," Kendall said, kissing me again.
P.O.V. change: Logan
Camille found me hiding in the supply closet. I kissed her after she opened the door.
"Found me," I said.
"What's the surprise?" Camille asked.
"Close your eyes," I said. Camille did and I slipped a long necklace over her head.
"Open your eyes," I said. Camille opened her eyes and looked at the necklace. It had a picture of Camille and me kissing on one side, and had a studio portrait of me blowing a kiss on the other.
"Logan, I love it!" Camille said.
"It was Kendall's idea. If we're ever apart, it's a reminder that I'm always there," I said, kissing my fiancé.
"Logan, I don't want a big fancy wedding like your sister's. Can we just get married in the courthouse?" Camille asked.
"Of course we can," I said. Camille smiled and we kissed.
"When do you want to do it?" I asked.
"Whenever you're ready," Camille said.
"Today," I said.
"Really?" Camille asked.
"Yeah. I've got your ring already," I said.
"I've got yours, too," Camille said.
"So what are you waiting for?" I asked. Camille stared into my eyes for a minute.
"Let's go," she said. We left the Palm Woods without telling anyone where we were going.
P.O.V. change: Krystye
Kendall and I went back up to 2L, and we watched TV for a while. I had a wave of morning sickness, but Kendall patiently helped me through it, holding my hair and jewelry back. We were back to watching TV, Kendall trying to make an advance and me declining every one, after a while. Logan walked into my apartment with Camille.
"Krystye, you'll never guess what Camille and I just did!" Logan said.
"We just got married!" Camille said.
"Just a half hour ago!" Logan said.
"You did WHAT?" Kendall asked, standing up from beside me.
"I'm now Mrs. Camille Mitchell!" Camille said.
"Kendall, relax. If Log…" I said before another wave of nausea hit me and I ran to the bathroom. I came back and Logan and Camille were gone.
"Where'd they go?" I asked.
"To tell everyone else," Kendall said. James came in.
"Guys, Gustavo says we have a gig at the adult club in two days," James said.
"Hope they let you and Carlos in," I said, Kendall and me snickering.
"Shut up, Krystye," James said before leaving. We realized that it was getting late, so we went to bed.
The next morning, we woke up and went out to the living room to find cameras in the living room.
"WHOA! What the hell is this?" Kendall asked.
"Your reality show! I've got cameras in 2J, also," Griffin said.
"Why do we need a reality show?" I asked.
"Because, you need exposure," Griffin replied.
"I'm sorry, but I feel too exposed right now," Kendall said. He only slept in his boxers and a t-shirt. I slept in a push-up bra and short-shorts.
"You're wife's milking it," Griffin said. I was blowing kisses to the camera. Kendall grabbed my shoulder and I stopped.
"Aww, that was good stuff," the director said.
"Enough," Kendall said.
"Protectiveness isn't what good TV makes," the director said.
"Then what do you want?" I asked.
"Deceit, lies, maybe Krystye can sleep with one of her other band members, you find out, and something else happens!" Griffin said.
"I'm very faithful most of the time," I said.
"Don't be yourself! Go to 2J and do something with, say, Carlos!" the director said.
"Don't be mad, Kendy!" I said as I went to 2J.
"You know how to act, right?" the director asked.
"Totally. I'll give you a show," I said before walking into 2J, where it was just Carlos on the couch watching TV.
"Hey, Carlitos," I said as seductively as possible.
"H-hey, Krystye," Carlos said, pulling his shirt collar from his neck a little.
"Carlos, why don't we do something fun?" I said.
"You're still in your underwear," Carlos said. I whispered in his ear and he seemed to get the gist of what I was doing. I kissed him, and he kissed back.
"Bedroom," Carlos gasped. We went to his and Logan's bedroom, which was probably just going to be Carlos' bedroom after Logie moved out.
"Let's make them think we're doing something," I said. Carlos nodded.
"Like you used to do with James to mess with Logan back in Minnesota?" Carlos asked. I nodded and we laughed quietly. We got each other where it would look like we just fooled around, disheveled my hair, disheveled what we could of Carlos' hair, disheveled our clothes, and I made Carlos give me a hickey, which produced some sounds for the show guys, plus it would help cause trouble for the cameras between me and Kendall. We had no attraction of any kind, so we joked about it the whole time. I looked through the crack between the bottom of the door and the carpet.
"They've got their cameras and microphones trained on your door," I whispered in Carlos' ear. He nodded. We walked over to Carlos' bed, but only so the sounds would sound like they were coming from where they should be. I fake-moaned Carlos' name, and he did the same with my name. We silently snickered between fake moans. We waited a while to allow time to have them think we were getting ready to get out of the room, then we came out together.
"That was great," Carlos said.
"Carlitos, you can't tell my husband!" I said, grabbing his disheveled shirt.
"I won't," Carlos said, smoothing my hair down. We parted ways, and the cameras followed us both, half going after Carlos and half after me. I ran into James.
"Whoa, what the hell happened with you and Carlos?" James asked.
"Nothing that concerns you," I said.
"Wait, I recognize the disheveled look! You just had sex with Carlos! You cheated on Kendall!" James said.
"Please don't tell Kendy!" I said. I whispered in his ear the plan and he got what I was doing. He crossed his arms.
"I'm sorry, Krystye, but I'm gonna tell Kendall," James said. He stormed off to 2L, and I chased him.
"No, James, please!" I said, trying to get him to stop.
"Oh, Kendall!" James called.
"Yeah?" Kendall asked.
"I just found out something really interesting about your wife," James said. I gave him a pleading look.
"What is it?" Kendall asked.
"She just had sex with Carlos," James said, gesturing to the hickey I had made Carlos give me. I gasped.
"Krystye, is this true?" Kendall asked. I knew he knew the plan.
"Yes, Kendall," I said, my eyes finding my shoes more interesting than Kendall.
"I'm disappointed. Let me show you what I'm gonna do about it," Kendall said, pulling me into the room and shutting the door, locking it securely. He knew the plan, but he was going to do something to cause something to show the camera. He quickly gave me a matching hickey on the other shoulder.
"Okay, I've had enough of these camera people," Kendall said.
"I hate it, too! I didn't really do anything with Carlos except joke around," I said.
"What about the hickey?" Kendall asked.
"I made him do that so the cameras would see it," I said.
"Oh," Kendall said.
"But it all made me crazy," I said, grabbing my husband's shirt and pulling him to me.
"I'm okay with this!" Kendall said, smiling ear to ear.
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"That was awesome!" I said as I fixed my previously disheveled hair.
"You're awesome, Krystye," Kendall said as he wiped the lipstick kisses from his face.
"Thanks, Kendy," I said, kissing my husband on the cheek.
"I hope I didn't strain your voice," Kendall said.
"Nope, clear as ever," I said. I looked at my hair in the mirror.
"How do you think I'd look as a blonde? Be honest," I said.
"Hmm… No, you wouldn't be able to pull it off. I'd go with redhead," Kendall said.
"Hmm… That's a great idea! I'm gonna do that, but let's get the reality show people off our backs first," I said.
"Agreed," Kendall said. The director was on the phone.
"What? You found something more interesting than Big Time Rush? Okay, I guess. Beats these teens any day," the director said, and then hung up.
"Well, you won't be seeing us anymore. The Real Big Time Rush just got cancelled," the director said.
"Okay, then. Bye, get out of our apartment, don't let the door hit your ass on the way out," I said as they left. I shut the door after them and locked it.
"And now, I'm going to hide these hickeys, put some more clothes on, and go out to buy that hair dye," I said before going to the bathroom to grab some concealer to cover the hickeys. After it looked perfect, I put on my long-sleeved turtleneck top that showed off my midriff and a pair of cargo pants, since I was still 'smoking hot' because I hadn't formed a baby bump yet. Kendall and I walked to the nearest Wal-Mart. I found a decent hair dye and bought two boxes after finding the right color, which Kendall helped me find.
"A little over a year with a girl can teach you a lot," Kendall said.
"Like what?" I asked.
"Like how to help your wife choose what she's wanting," Kendall said with a smile.
"And you've taught me things, too," I said.
"Like what?" he asked.
"Like how to love," I said, kissing Kendall. We checked out and left for the Palm Woods.
"Kendy, will you help me out with this stuff?" I asked. Kendall seemed slightly taken aback by this.
"Sure, I guess," Kendall said, rubbing the back of his neck. I smiled and kissed him on the cheek.
On the way home, we signed twenty autographs total, took a couple of pictures with fans, and were almost ambushed by paparazzi twice. We got back to the apartment about an hour later, and after another couple hours, I washed out the dye and blow-dried my hair. I now had red hair. I went out to the living room.
"I like your hair," Kendall said. We kissed and watched TV until we fell asleep on the couch.
P.O.V. change: James
Jo and I were at the pool after dark, and it was really fun.
"James, this is really fun! Now can I get that kiss?" Jo asked.
"Of course," I said. She came up closer to me and we kissed. Next thing I knew, she was over by the lobby door while holding my cell phone. I tried to get out of the pool, but when I did, my right hand stopped me. I looked and it was handcuffed to one of the handles used to get out of the pool.
"Jo! This isn't funny, let me out!" I said, tugging on the restraint.
"Sorry, Jamie," Jo said before walking off with my phone.
"At least give me my phone!" I shouted.
"No," she called back as she left.
I ended up sleeping on the pool steps that night because no help came, no matter how much I called for it.
"Help! I'm stuck here! Please!"
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Chapter Question: How do you think James will get out of his dilemma?