A/N: I hope that this story is developing well. If it is confusing in anyway PLEASE tell me, that's how the Will chapter was added, my mind works a million times faster than my hands. hahaha
Wedeling an invitation out of Naruto, had been a piece a cake, in truth she couldn't fault him for seeing the good in people, but it made him seem naïve. Now back in her hotel room she gathered everything she had brought with her from Suna. Checking out, she headed in the direction of Shikamaru's housewarming party. She had observed earlier a balcony almost completely to the rear of the house, which was confirmed by Naruto to lead to Shikamaru's bedroom; here Temari would begin her assault. She had to be careful that no one saw her enter the room. Temari hadn't bothered to clean up her appearance too much because she wanted to appear as if she had just arrived that day in Kanoha, after all he would think it strange that he was not assigned as her guide prior to her showing up to the party. Hoisting herself onto the balcony she could hear the party was in full swing. Picking the lock and letting herself in she quickly changed into dry clothes. Temari pushed her bag of dirty clothes under the bed in the center of the room. She had no intentions of going back to the hotel after tonight. Temari thanked her lucky desert stars that he no longer lived with his parents. This situation could have gotten a whole lot more inconvenient. She left the room the way she came in. Getting back down to the street she went around to the front door. Temari knocked, knocked and knocked. She hadn't realized that there was that much noise inside. Trying the handle she found the door had been unlocked the whole time. Fighting the urge to face palm of course the door wouldn't be locked, she entered the house, and was surprised at the sight before her.
Shikamaru had long since given up trying to save his friends' dignity. They were all over the place. Dancing and singing drunkenly, a few were passed out, Hinata and Sakura had opted to watch the spectacle from one the side of them room. He had opted to take over his couch, more as a precaution than anything. Choji and Naruto had almost immediately eaten all of the food and were just as quickly made to go out and buy more. The gathering had been pretty mellow for an hour or so, when Asuma, Kakashi, Tsunade, and Kurenai showed up. They brought with them the one thing that according to Kiba, "made the party", alcohol. It was now several hours later, and they seemed to only be winding down. He thought all of his worries were over before he heard a knock at the door.
Deciding that someone else would answer he stayed seated. The fourth round of knocks came with no response from the partygoers. He made moves to get to the door and was almost there when he tripped and landed with one hand trapped between Tsunade's breast and the other a mere inch from Kurenai's. They had been sitting on the floor in deep conversation.
Temari was still amused when at last the partygoer's left, she had walked in Tsunade yelled and slurred the word "PERVEEERT!" and slapping Shikamaru into next year. She had left the party ahead of the rest of the crowd to quickly head to the bath house. Thank goodness it had stopped raining. While the partygoer's were exiting she had slipped back into Shikamaru's window. Lying in Shikamaru's bed, she was listened as Choji and Shikamaru talked in the living room. She gathered that Choji would be sleeping over on the couch, little did Shikamaru know that his bed had already been commandeered whether he liked it or not by a very unhappy Suna woman. There was no way he was going to get out this marriage after that "stunt" he pulled, accident or not Tsunade was going to want revenge.
Shikamaru was beat all he wanted to do was take a quick bath and fall into bed. It was a super drag, but he needed to hit the bathhouse. Grabbing his towel and washcloth from the hall closet he headed out. Choji would be okay in the house by himself he knew where everything was.
Temari couldn't believe her luck, there was no way he would put her out with Choji in the house. It would be to troublesome to explain, especially since he didn't know why she was there. She closed her eye with happy thoughts and decided to sleep until Shikamaru returned.
Shikamaru couldn't believe his eyes. When he had first clicked on the light in his bedroom he thought he was seeing things. He knew it wasn't Choji, first of all the shape was way too small, plus he had just passed a sleeping Choji on the couch. Approaching the bed slowly, he extended his hand preparing to rip the cover, his covers, away from whoever was in them. The blanket gave in one tug and revealed Temari, What the hell?