A.N. If you can, please take your time and review and send me some ideas. "Double quotation" means that someone is speaking, 'single quotations' means that someone is thinking. Underlined words are that aren't English or Japanese, italics are flashbacks while bold words are loud.
Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach. I only claim ownership of my OC and partially this story "plot".
"Ichigo!" a brunette, me, shouts, "WHAT?" I was thinking that maybe we could invite Pineapple and co. to New York!" Yeah o-wait, NEW YORK?" Mmhm!" I nod my head feverously. "Why would you want that?" Ichigo inquires, perma-frown not leaving his face for a second. "'Cause it's the only time I can cause some trouble, after all we can erase people's memory!" You're inviting them for that!" I smirk, my appearance taking a twist to that of a sly fox. "Oh~! So you agree to invite them?" I say teasingly. "No!" Sorry Ichi, but this is the only time when I can have fun! Back home I have to abide to rules! ...Like not putting your elbows on the table when eating…" I sweatdrop, then I say," Plus, I don't want to traumatize anyone!" Well what about us?" Oh, you don't get traumatized so easily. You fight giant bugs with a butcher knife about your size while saving the world from a traitor that has a mullet… you know what I'm getting at." Ichigo glares at me after my explanation.
"Ishi shi shi shi! A.N. That's my quiet laugh, it can also be used for creepy purposes! I know you're probably wondering how I met our little strawberry, well…"… one day I started writing a story while drawing a picture of a strawberry I suddenly fell through a hole, a PLOT hole… Next thing I know I'm on a giant spider thing, it turns its head and I see a mask. Naturally I start swooning at the sight of a giant masked spider, then, some random dude in a black dress thing with a butcher knife kills my new spider buddy.
As he walks away I come to the conclusion that I'm in a different world from my own and that I'm probably not meant to see the random dude or my now dead spider buddy, I decide to cause trouble by taking my once in a life time chance to irritate a stranger by asking stupid questions- "Now, don't try this at home, your parents will either a. kill you, b. sell you, or c. ground you. A and b are just silly so c is the most likely option!"- I ask him, what was it? Why did you kill my spider buddy? Who are you? Why are you wearing a dress? What's with the knife?... Why are you so familiar…? As he opens his mouth to answer I interrupt by answering my own questions Oh, it was a hollow! It was an EVIL spider buddy! You're Kurosaki Ichigo! You're wearing a dress because know one could think of anything better! The knife is you're zanpakuto, and your from Bleach! I finish at all in one breath while Ichigo stares at me as if I had 5 heads.
Why did I fall through a hole? How did I fall through a hole? And how am I going to live with out my video games~?... I decide to explain what happened to Ichigo. He takes it surprisingly well,… after all he does fight giant, albeit epic, spider buddies! Aaaanyway, he managed to call Rukia and convinced her to take me to see the Soutaicho, with the condition to slit my throat if I was an enemy… Ichigo explains what happened to the Gotei 13, they're sceptical until I pulled out my DSi and showed them; most were amazed and intrigued while others, like Byakuya, were not so interested. Then I fell into another plot hole, and reappeared by falling from the ceiling and very graciously falling onto my butt, I can do that very graciously thank you! Then everyone believed me. "That's how I got here, Karakura Town… I can go back to my world but I prefer staying here in my free time. Sweet thing is that every day in Karakura Town is exactly one minute in the real world! Ho ha ha! Read on in chapter two!"
"Oh, and Ichigo-" What?"-... We're leaving tomorrow at midnight-" WHAT?"
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Peace out - Shiro