A.N. Yayz! I got some reviews! Hopefully I'll get more... now, on a completely different note, It'll take me a while to publish chapters 'cause the period of 'back to school' is mostly filled with me spazzing about how I don't want to wear a dress to school and how badly I want to have a Lucario shaped cupcake. Now Ichigo, do the review, properly.

Ichigo: Shiro doesn't own Bleach, Tite Kubo does. She only owns herself. There, happy?

Me: Very.

"Hara-chama... open the damn Sekai!" Riko-chaaamaaa... I don't want to leave my precious store!" Urahara sobs while saying this, tears gush out like water out of tap and his nose leaks snot. I scrunch up my nose and motion Ichigo over. "Hara-chama, you know you want to see Ichigo burst into Soul Society and have Kenny's cray-dar activate which would lead to Kenny chasing Ichigo while screaming in all of his psychotic glory!" Urahara strokes his chin dramatically, "Well of cour-"You said cray-dar... are you calling me a crayfish?" I tsk and wag my finger. "You're jumping to conclusions! At least I didn't say gay-dar, although it would at least be partially true...-"WHAT? I'm not-"Gosh-" I shake my head as if I'm disappointed, " We already know, it's time to come out of the closet... although in your case you have a girl living in your closet and you're waaaaay too prude coughgaycough to go inside your own closet!" Ichigo scowls and is about to remark about his issue which is soooooo true, when I suddenly blurt out, "Le gasp! It's 9:30 already? To the Urahara mobile! Dena nene nene nene Hara-man!"

After my random and completely unrelated outburst I use Ichigo as a spring board, which make him faceplant into the floor, I flail my arms around while tucking my left leg in and straitening my right leg diagonally to perform a flying kick onto Urahara's back. I succeeded and make Urahara share the same fate as Ichigo. I grab his cane and unsheath Benihime. Why Urahara didn't manage to stop me will forever remain a mystery, I twirl Benihime around in her Shikai form and then squat, holding the very sharp sword horizontally with both hands in front of Ichigo's face which makes him have a spaz attack. "Blah blah blah spirit gate, blah blah blah Soul Society, blah blah blaaaaah cupcakes... blah blah blah OPEN SESAME!" Ichigo finished having his spaz attack as soon as I stabbed Benihime into the ground. I wipe my hands on my shorts to get rid of any Urahara germs that threatened my health.

Suddenly a Sekai opens in front of us, I yank Ichigo and Urahara up but Urahara escapes and skips over to Tessai. "Tessai, I've known you for a long time... and even though we will no long see each other, we'll... still be... friends...right?" Urahara looks at Tessai. Ichigo is unable to look away in morbid fascination, I ask Ururu if I can borrow her gun, she eventually relents it. "Of course we can still be friends, Manager!" They run towards each other as rainbows, sparkles, flowers, butterflies and My Little Ponies surround them. " Oh Tessai!" Oh Manager!" By then I inquire, "Can I shoot them?" They ignore me. " Oh Tessai!" Oh Manager!" They meet in a hug. Ichigo turns away, facefaults and then says, "You need professional help...-"A blast sends them flying away. "Oops, my finger slipped." I say bluntly. I toss Ururu her gun, "Come on, Ichigo's not getting any prettier." I grab Urahara by the ear with him grumbling out a series of ow's. Ichigo follows behind muttering how he was already pretty enough.

We arrive in the Gotei 13 with absolutely no Kenny's in site. I toddle off in the general direction of the first division, Urahara and Ichigo follow behind me. We soon arrive at the doors to the first division, I immediately pop up behind the Soutaicho. "Yama-jii, ya wanna come to New York with us?" He stares at me bewildered. "New..York?" Ichigo steps in with his opinion. "It's a place where humans live and some even go to see landmarks like the Statue of Liberty." "Statue of Liberty? Why would you want to go away from home just to see some statue?" I plop myself comfortably onto Yamamoto's lap and take a big breath in while Urahara snoops around the first division office. "Wellyousee,somepeopledon' ifyoudon'tstopbeingnoseyI'llabsolutelysmashyou!" Yamamoto takes all of that in while I pant gasp inhale exhale cough choke and teeter precariously on the edge of Yamamoto's lap, I faint. My tongue sticks out of my mouth and my eyes go swirly so Yamamoto grabs the rim of my shirt and shakes me violently back and forth while screeching, "Will there be fuzzy kittens?" Over and over, my eyes turn normal and I glance at my tongue. "Hey look, its defying gravity! Oh and Yama-jii, yes, there will be fuzzy kittens to satisfy your kitten obsession!" Yamamoto lets go of me and sighs in relief.

I crash to the ground and see Urahara leap up to me and wave a pink stick with pink fuzz and an opaque star attached to it. "Riko-chama, lookie what I found! It's a magic wand!" He starts to flail his arms and squeal while running in circles. Ichigo plucks the wand from Urahara's hands and examines it. "It looks pretty ordinary to me-" I stare at him like was insane, which is surprising because he hasn't gone insane by now. "By the great Pokémon gods! Wave the Wand of Epicness! Even though it's pink... Wave the wand, man!" I screech... and continue screeching so Ichigo hastily waves the wand while it's pointed at me and pink smoke envelops me. Urahara stops dead in his tracks and slowly turns to face the puff of smoke and Ichigo. His face takes on a strange mix of sorrow and anger which makes him look like a duck. "OH MY GOSH! You killed her! How could you?" Urahara falls to his knees and then collapses forward onto his face. "What? I didn't kill her, a wand can't kill someone! "You strawberry of a substitute shinigami, how could you? That was my ticket to an unlimited supply of kitties!" Heeeeey, I'm not dead!" Urahara sobs are muffled by the ground but he shakily replies, "Uwah... now I'm hearing voices of the dead..." The smoke clears and I stand upright grandly, albeit not very noticeably because I'm considerably smaller. "OI you dills, I'm not dead!" Urahara bolts upright and flings himself towards me. "You're not dead! You're really small and oh! Don't you look adorable whe-" Urahara's face comes in contact with its best friend, the sole of Ichigo's shoe.

A vein bulges out on Ichigo's forehead and he starts yelling at Urahara to value people's personal space... and also that he shouldn't stalk people...or something like that. An irk mark appears on my forehead. " Number one, I am not so small that people can use me as a toothpick-" Ichigo interrupts. "No one said that-" Secondly... that wand is frickin' awesome! Gimme!" I snatch the wand from Ichigo and wave it at Urahara, he too is enveloped in pink smoke and when it clears... Urahara appears small as well, "Ho ho ho ho! We're Chibis!" Me and Urahara screech and run around Yamamoto's chair until I jump onto Yamamoto's lap again, pulling Urahara with me. "Yama-jii, Yama-jii! Say the magical words that will grant to unearthly power beyond all your wildest dreams!" I tug roughly on Yamamoto's yukuta . Urahara joins in and we start to annoy Yamamoto until he finally answers. "Very well, we shall see what power this wand beholds!" Clears his throat loudly, "OH UBER AWESOME WAND OF EPICNESS AND KITTIES, GRANT ME SUPER COOL POWER!" Yamamoto bellows out and points the Wand of Epicness at Ichigo as if he wanted him to turn into a kitten. Well what can I say?... It worked.

Ichigo turned into a small tabby cat, his fur was a burgundy orange with ochre stripes running horizontally along his back and tail while his tail flicked when we all examined him, plus he had no perma-frown on his small face which was a miracle in itself! Abruptly Yamamoto squealed, then screeched out, "Join my kitty collection and you'll receive 20 bags of catnip and a ball of FLUFFY YARN!" Ichigo went stiff then slowly inched his right hind paw back, then his left front paw back. Yamamoto noticed and made a grab for Ichigo but Ichigo yowled, clawed at Yamamoto's hand as it came closer and then ran away as fast as his kitten paws would take him. Me and Urahara also slowly backed when we saw flames surround the Soutaicho, we turned around and scrambled for the closest window when we noticed his personal flames of fury incinerate his paperwork and the top half of his uniform. We leapt out of the window wide eyed and ran after Ichigo as the first division spontaneously combusted into flames. We headed to the relative safety of the second division.

Meanwhile, inside the second division Yamamoto roared and spewed fire out of his mouth while randomly chucking fireballs everywhere. After he realised that he might explode the world with his flames of fury he calmed down, he waddled to the back of the office and opened a thick fireproof door. He stepped inside and was greeted by 12 cats and kittens, the room was decorated with pink walls that had huge murals of Hello Kitties face painted on them while the floor was littered with cat toys, catnip and Hello Kitty pillows. All the empty wall space was covered in cat posters while the roof had and in built stereo that played Nyan Cat nonstop.

Back with me, my head loll to the side and I ask my two travelling companions, "Is it just me of do I hear Nyan Cat coming from the first division?" We all look at each other, confused, and then agree never to mention it again.

Done! Don't forget to pack your Lucario shaped cupcake for lunch! Oh and send reviews with some ideas that I can use, you will be credited and your wisdom will benefit all the people that have bothered to read my randomness! Aaaaanyway, nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan!