So this is my chapter.
I have a confession... I'm a huge starkid nerd... you'll see what i mean.
SO enjoy the chapter and don't forget to review :)
Almost forgot to mention that the underlined parts were made up by sopp

Chapter 1 – Meet 'n' Greet

Just another boring day at the Dursley's waiting to set off for Hogwarts (even though I personally prefer Pigfarts).

This summer was so boring and it's going to be totally awesome getting back to Hogwarts finally.

"Harry, is your inner monologue quoting that bloody YouTube play again?" My uncle Vernon, who resembled a whale with a moustache, yelled.

I swear he knew Occulemency. I thought that I was the wizard. Stupid Muggle, he needs to mind his own business once in a while.

"Are you some sort of mind reader? I thought that I was the wizard in this house, I didn't know there were two of us..." I retorted.

"You know what you little blighter! You need to watch your tongue otherwise you will be back under those stairs quicker than you can say freak." He bellowed at me as the house shook and the other two just sat and stared like I was talking to snakes. That happened once... In the Muggle world. I swear!

After an awkward silence, Dudley got up and walked over to the biscuit tin.

"MUM! Have you eaten all the biscuits?" Dudley started to go red in the face, he had the temper of his father, yet he turned red. Vernon turned purple.

Suddenly, the living room shook, and a random ginger was sat on the floor in front of the fire covered in soot.

"GET YOUR FILTHY CLOTHES OFF OF MY CLEAN CARPET!" screamed Aunt Petunia (A/N she needed to say something to make sure she was still alive and not some random corpse in the story)

"Just use a cleaning spell it won't take too long," the Ginger replied, "Oh wait... that's right you guys are... Muggles!" He giggled at the word.

"Right! Who the fuck are you and what are you doing coming out of my chimney!" Vernon snarled.

The Ginger blinked once, "I'm Ron, Harry's friend" I stood there bewildered, I was friends with a ginger, and he had a name! (A/N that wasn't meant to discriminate (if that's the right word) any red headed people we 3 you all)

"You're right Harry! He does turn purple when he's angry, it's quite funny!" Ron laughed.

"Have we met?"

"What?"

"Have we met?" I repeated, staring at him like he was a strange person who wore radishes for earrings, then I remembered – he wasn't Loony Lovegood.

"I share your dorm at Hogwarts." Ron replied. I blinked.

"You really don't remember me, Harry?" Ron's eyes teared up like that funny "Forever Alone" meme I see on the internet.

"Of course I do!" I said, suddenly remembering Ron – who helped me tease Ferret and his brick-thick friends.

"Then why are you acting like that?" Ron asked.

"Does it matter, let's go before the rainbow piggy's eat us!" And we flooed to The Burrow.

"Seriously, Harry. Next summer you are moving in with me. You're getting as mental as your family."

So that's it.
The next chapter is a Glee one and I honestly have no idea what's going to happen in it.
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