So this is me again.
I can't really write Glee humour so it may suck a little.
This chapter would of been up yesturday but my internet is a bitch and my computers a dick.
But anyway I tried to get a little nerdy!Blaine in this chapter.
Enjoy :)

Chapter 2 - Time Warp Travels

We are doing the Time Warp!" Mr Schue exclaimed.

Everyone seemed so excited, but I just couldn't be bothered. I missed Blaine and the Warblers.

"KURT!" I was snapped out of his thoughts by Finn shouting me. I looked up and everyone was staring at me.

"You're acting like Garfield on a Monday," Mercedes said, "What the fuck is wrong with you?"

I blinked, what the hell? Why is there always something fucking wrong with me?

"I broke my magic butterfly!" Brittany cried out as we all looked over to her.

There, Brittany was sat holding her butterfly hair clip which was snapped in half. She looked like she was about to burst into tears.

"I wasn't talking to you," Mercedes snapped. "I was talking to White Boy here!"

"Yeah, I'm the one who's acting like Garfield on a Monday." I retorted, sarcastically, rolling my eyes.

"You just seem out of it, dude, that's all." Finn shrugged.

Before I could retaliate, the doors to the auditorium swung open.

"No need to weep anymore! Puckerman is back!" Puck sang.

"When did he leave?" Santanna asked, looking around the group in search of answers.

The others shook their heads, as bewildered as she was but I took this thankful moment to sneak of and text Blaine.

Hey, come to McKinley now! - K x

His reply came back moments after.

Coming KurtseyWurtseySugarFairyPlum! - Blainey x

I didn't have time to react as Mr. Schue called attention again, like the lime-light man-whore he was. Fucking the spotlight, and any woman his age to walk through the fucking door. He thought he was a pimp - I thought he was pathetic.

"Get into your costumes!" He announced.

I think McKinley has awkward-slilence crickets.

"Um, Mr. Schue - we can't afford costumes." Mike said nervously.

"Yeah, cause we spend all our budget on random lights and shit none of us can even afford." Santanna said.

"I think we should all work together to solder random wires to make lights and make our own costumes and -" Rachel was cut off by Mr. Schue.

"FUCKING SHUT IT RACHEL! IT WON'T BE THE FIRST TIME I SHOOT A FUCKING ANNOYING STUDENT!"

"So. That's what happened to Matt." Puck said after an awkward silence.

The doors opened, yet again, and this time it was Blaine!

"Oh! My Fairyplumstrawberryprince. How I missed you!" He cried dramatically, running towards me and embracing me.

Wednesday's aren't my days.

"Blaine. Hair-gel?" I was respulsed! How dare he?

"Sorry." He looked sheepish. I'll wash it later.

"Aren't you supposed to be in school or something?" Rachel asked. Annoying midget.

"Have you seen Dalton? We throw paper on the floor, sing wherever we go and there's not a fucking teacher in sight!" My Darren Criss look-a-like boyfriend said.

"It's true." I admitted.

"Can we just do the fucking Time Warp?" Artie complained. Everyone stared at him blankly, aka - return of the crickets.

"Oh. Right. I'm in a wheelchair." And he rolled to the back.

"Blaine! Join in!" I commanded him as we got into our positions and the music (from nowhere) started.

I started the song

It's astounding;

Time is fleeting;

Madness takes its toll.

But listen closely…

Then Queen Bitch Quinn joined in

Not for very much longer

Me again!

I've got to keep control

Then it was Frankenteen… like anyone cares…

I remember doing the time warp;

Drinking those moments when,

The blackness would hit me

And the void would be calling

Everyone sang

LETS DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!

Then there was a huge flash and everything went white for a few seconds. When I could see again all the glee club, except butt chin, was there. Thank God! I thought.

"Oh my Tater Tots God! What the hell just happened!" Mercedes shouted.

All of a sudden though, Blaine started jumping up and down in excitement not caring how we were all giving him weird looks.

"Kurtsy-Wurtsy! Do you know where we are! Blaine exclaimed, as if I would know where we were - it was a freaking forest for Christ's sake!

"We're in the Forbidden Forest! We are at Hogwarts, Kurt! Hog-freaking-Warts! Oh my Wizard God I have to go FIND Harry, Ron, Hermione and Draco! Oh my Wizard God, they'll all be here!" and with that he bounded off out of the woods.

"Good Luck Badger Boy!" I called after him. I took in my surroundings and realised he was right. How could I tell? Because , there was a freaking HUGE spider coming towards us!

"RUN!"