Bruce pulled out of Selina then put himself away. Selina fixed her shirt. They then went to find Dick. They found him on the couch in the living room. Shaking and saying gross over and over again.
Bruce:"Dick?"
Dick turned then yelled "YOU TWO SHOULD BE SHAMED! THAT ROOM IS MEANT FOR BUSSINESS NOT FOR THAT!"
Selina then leaned over and whispered in Bruce's ear. "I would call that business."
Making Bruce turn and look at her. He was bright red from what just happened minutes ago and what she just said. Selina let out a laugh. Dick looked at them and then yelled.
Dick:"GROSS! STOP TALKING DIRTY TO EACH OTHER WHEN I'M IN THE ROOM!"
Selina:"Sorry Dick."
The room fell silence for a minute or two. Then Selina broke the silence.
Selina:"Umm…Dick did you even now what Bruce & I were doing?"
Dick:"The only thing I saw was both of your privates. I wish I didn't."
Bruce and Selina turned bright red. Dick just looked at the ground.
Bruce:"Ummm…Well that we figured but, did you know what we were doing?"
Dick:"You guys were having sex. DUH!"
Bruce let out a sigh of relief sense he wouldn't have to have the talk with him but, he was still red from what happened today same with Selina.
Dick:"Also, you guys weren't using protection. You guys should really use that because you can get STD's and a baby…and that's why you guys weren't using protection. You guys want a baby."
Dick looked back at the ground and he looked sad like he was ready to cry. Selina walked over and sat on him one side of him when Bruce sat on the other.
Bruce:"What's wrong Dick?"
Dick:"When you and Selina have kids together you're going to just going not love me anymore."
Dick then started to cry, soon his cries turned into sobs. Then he started to cough and choke in the matter of a few minutes. Selina pulled him close and Bruce rubbed his back.
Bruce:"Richard look at me."
Dick looked at Bruce his eyes were red and puffy from his crying and his face was all red.
Bruce:"Selina and I will always have time for you."
Selina:"Well always love you no matter what even if we have 1,000 kids well still find time for you."
Dick:"Really?"
Bruce and Selina nodded. He threw his arms around Bruce's neck to give him a hug. Then he looked at Selina. Selina got the hint. They had a big group hug then they saw a flash of light. They all opened there eyes to see Alfred standing there with a camera.
Alfred:"Finally a perfect family moment caught on film."
Then, they all burst out in a laughing fit. Then Alfred shook his head as he left the room. They all stopped laughing then, Dick said.
Dick:"You guys really should lock your door or put a sock on the handle or something."
Bruce and Selina both turned red then, he thought about what Dick said.
Bruce:"Were did you get that sock on the handle thing?"
Dick:"You be surprised what happens at the cave when the league isn't looking."
Bruce just looked at Dick.
Bruce thoughts:"Note to self keep better eye on the Young Justice Team."
