"It's time for another episode of Truth or Smurf I'm you host jokerswild002, shall we begin?"
"Yeah!" everysmurf cheered
"Great!" jokerswild002 beamed "first up Clumsy truth or dare?"
"Gosh," he sighs "I'm a gonna go with a dare this time."
"Okay good choice," jokerswild replies "CartoonCaster21 dares you to stand on you head for ten minutes and sing the Smurf song."
Clumsy stands on his head and begins to sing "La la la la la sing a happy..whoops...song," he almost falls over but manages to catch himself "la la la la la..."
"Brainy you're up and I want you to do a dare,"
"But it's that not the rules," he protests "and Papa Smurf always says you should smurf by the rules."
Jokerswild002 rolls eyes "Look Brainy if you do this dare I'll give ya cookie."
"Fine," he sighs "I'll do the dare."
"Great!" jokerswild002 exclaims "Your dare is also from CartoonCaster21 and they dare you to run through the village shouting "I'm a smurf-it-all!"
"Must I?" he asked lowering his head in defeat
"Yes,"
"Alrighty then," he sighs "thanks CartoonCaster21 whoever you are for making me do the most embarssing thing in my entire..."
"BRAINY!" everysmurf shouts
"Smurf on with it!" Hefty demands
Brainy glares at him before running through the village shouting really loudly ""I'M A SMURF-IT-ALL!"
Smurfs and host start laughing as they watch him run around the village...Brainy returns panting "There I hope you are happy CartoonCaster21."
"Here's your cookie,"
Brainy takes the cookie and begins to munch on it..."Brainy want's your honest opinion on the Smurflings?"
"Wait I thought I was done with the questions for now?"
"Who ever said that?" jokerswild002 asks with a wink "Now come on smurf the truth."
"They are very annoying all the time," he replies
"Annoying!" Snappy snaps "look who's talking, why I bet you were just as annoying when you were our age."
"Yeah," the other Smurflings chime in.
"Oh he was," Hefty said with a smirk "no wait he still is twice as annoying now."
"Um...has it been ten minutes yet..huh?" Clumsy asks from still on his head "My arms can't smurf much more."
"Yeah it's been ten minutes, good job." jokerswild002 replies "how about Vanity you're next."
Vanity looks at himself in his hand held mirror "It's about time you chose a handsome Smurf like me."
Jokerswild002 rolls eyes "This is from Chloe and she wants you to do both."
"Okay," he replies kissing his reflection
"Are looks really the most important thing to you?"
"Oh my yes," he replies "if you don't have looks then what do you have?"
"How about a heart?" Hefty says down low.
"Next Chloe dares you to go one hour without looking at yourself in the mirror,"
"B-but...?"
Smurfette smurfs his mirror and gives to jokerswild002 "Here ya go."
"Thanks Smurfette," jokerswild002 replies with a smile "don't worry Vanity I'll take good care of it for you."
"Oh my mirror," he whines...
"Jokey truth or dare?"
"Truth," he laughs
"Chloe wants to know why you always give exploding presents?"
"That's easy," he laughed "because they're the most fun and everyone gets a real bang out of them."
"Next up Grouchy,"
"I hate truth or dare," he huffs and crosses his arms
"Smurfs Rock say you have to do both,"
"I hate both," he replies
"You must say something you love,"
Grouchy frowns as he thinks about it "I-I-I love Smurfette...but I hate telling you."
Smurfette blushes then kisses him on the cheek "Okay next Grouchy now you must sing Buried Alive by Advenged Sevenhold ."
"I hate Buried Alive by Advenged Sevenhold,"
"Here I have that song on my Ipod," jokerswild002 replies handing the Smurf her mp3 player to listen to...Grouchy takes it listens to to for a good thirty minutes before returning it...
"I hate singing," he said as he prepares himself to sing the song...
Take the time just to listen
When the voices screaming are much too loud
Take a look in the distance
Try and see it all
Chances are that you might find
That we share a common discomfort now
I feel I'm walking a fine line
Tell me only if it's real
Still I'm on my way
(On and on it goes)
Vacant hope to take
Hey!
I can't live in here for another day
Darkness has kept the light concealed
Grim as ever
Hold on to faith as I dig another grave
Meanwhile the mice endure the wheel
Real as ever
And it seems I've been buried alive
I walk the fields through the fire
Taking steps until I found solid ground
Followed dreams, reaching higher
Couldn't survive the fall
Much has changed since the last time
And I feel a little less certain now
You know I jumped at the first sign
Tell me only if it's real
Memories seem to fade
(On and on it goes)
Wash my view away
Hey!
I can't live in here for another day
Darkness has kept the light concealed
Grim as ever
Hold on to faith as I dig another grave
Meanwhile the mice endure the wheel
Real as ever
And I'm chained like a slave
Trapped in the dark
Slammed all the locks
Death calls my name
And it seems I've been buried alive
Take you down now
Burn it all out
Throw you all around
Get your smurfin' HANDS OFF ME!
What's it feel like?
Took the wrong route
Watch it fall apart
Now you're knockin' AT THE WRONG GATE!
For you to pay the toll
A price for you alone
The only deal you'll find
I'll gladly take your soul
While it seems sick
Sober up quick
Psycho lunatic crushing you with
HANDS OF FATE!
Shame to find out
When it's too late
But you're all the same
Trapped inside INFERNO AWAITS!
Evil thoughts can hide
I'll help release the mind
I'll peel away the skin
Release the dark within
This is now your life
Strike you from the light
This is now your life
Die, buried alive ...
"Great job Grouchy here you get to have four cookies..."
"I hate cookies," he frowns but takes them any way.
"Brainy, Clumsy, Handy, Hefty and Painter Kastella dares you to play out five scenes from the movie Home Alone and you must each have to play Keven one time."
"Never heard of that movie," Handy said
"Oh it's a real funny Christmas movie," jokerswild002 explains "here I'll let you watch it fast then I'll come back to you."
"Smurfy!"
"goddessofhunt has two dares but since Brainy is busy watching a movie I will just use one for now and I'll choose Jokey to do it."
"Do what?" he asked
"You must shave Papa's beard."
"That's not funny," he said with a frown
"You have to do it," jokerswild002 replies
Jokey stomps away mumbling under his breath about it not being funny..."Papa Smurf," he says knocking on Papa's door to his lab...
"Yes Jokey?" Papa asks
"Papa Smurf your beard needs trimming,"
Papa Smurf tugs on his beard "Perhaps you are right, maybe it is getting too long,"
"Yeah," Jokey agrees "if you want I can trim it for you?"
"Maybe you shouldn't," Papa says
"Why you don't trust me," Jokey asks
"It's not that I don't trust you Jokey,,,it's just..."
"I'll do nice job for ya Papa Smurf."
"Fine," Papa sighs letting Jokey in "but not too short."
"Right Papa Smurf," Jokey replies turning back to the host and Smurfs giving a thumbs up..."JOKEY SMURF WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!" Papa Smurf shouts as Jokey comes running out of the lab as fast as he can "It's not my fault Papa Smurf I was dared..."
"A dare?" the now beardless Papa Smurf replies "No matter you will still have to smurf extra chores."
"Yes Papa Smurf," Jokey sighs...
"Smurflings truth or dare?"
"Truth," they replied
"If you could get back at any Smurf for whatever reason, who would it be and why?"
"Brainy," they replied "because he's so bossy."
"Okay," jokerswild002 nods "let's go check on our movie watching Smurfs, how are you Smurfs doing?"
"Smurfy," Handy replied "we're almost ready to act out five scenes."
"Perfect, we'll be waiting."
"We're ready," Hefty tells everyone as he and the others return."
"First up we Clumsy, Hefty and Handy doing the pizza delivery scene," Brainy anounced.
Hefty: "Who is it?"
Handy: "It's Little Nero's, sir. I have your pizza."
Hefty: "Leave it at the doorstep and get the hell outta here."
Handy:" Okay, but what about the money?"
Hefty:"What money?"
Handy:"Well, you'll have to pay for your pizza, sir."
Hefty:"How much do I owe ya?'
Handy:"That'll be $11.80, sir."
[Clumsy drops the money from the dog door]
Hefty:" Keep the change, ya filthy animal."
Handy:"Cheapskate."
[starts to leave, but is stopped by Hefty's:next line]
Hefty:"Hey, I'm gonna give you to the count of ten, to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property, before I pump your guts full of lead! 1, 2, 10!"
Crazy Smurf makes gun noises...
[Handy runs from the house and speeds away in the delivery car]
[Clumsy opens the door and brings the pizza inside]
Clumsy:"Gosh, a lovely cheese pizza, just for me."
"Great job guys, what scene is next?"
"The one where Kevin wants someone to help him with his suitcase,"
Painter: "I don't know how to pack a suit case. I've never done this once in my whole life."
Hefty: "Tough."
Painter: "That's what Megan said."
Brainy:"What did I say?"
Clumsy: "Golly, ya told Kevin "tough".
Brainy: "The dope was whining about a suit case. What was I supposed to do?
Shake his hand and say, "Congratulations, you're an idiot"?
"Shopping for a toothbrush scene..."
Brainy: Is this toothbrush approved by the American Dental Association?
Clumsy:Gosh, well, I don't know. It doesn't say, Brainy.
Brainy: Well, could you please find out?
"Our next scene is where Kevin goes looking for his plain cheese pizza," Brainy explains
Handy: "Did anyone order me a plain cheese?"
Hefty: Yeah, we did. But if you want any, somebody's gonna have to smurf it all up, 'cause it's gone." Then he starts pretending to throw it back up...
"And now our last scene from the movie Home Alone," Handy said before taking a bow...
Handy: "Kevin, get upstairs right now."
Hefty: "Why?"
Brainy: "Kevin, you're such a disease."
Hefty: Shut up.
Clumsy:"Hefty..oop I mean Kevin, upstairs."
Handy: Say good night, Kevin.
Hefty mocks: "Good night, Kevin."
"Good job smurfs," jokerswild002 replies handing each one a cookie "sorry we ran out of truths or dares for now, hopefully I get more reviews... but before I leave Brainy I have one more dare for you."
"Great," he says rolling his eyes "what is it?"
"goddessofhunt dares you to dress up like a princess and run around the village singing (I'M A PRETTY PRINCESS!"
"How humiliating," he sighs before turning to Smurfette "may I borrow a dress?"
Smurfette giggles "Alright Brainy, you can use one of my old less smurfy ones."
Brainy changes and starts to run and skip around the village singing "Look at me I'm a pretty princess!"
"Want more," jokerswild002 says "then please submit more truth or dares..."
Disclaimer: sorry it took longer to upload but here it is...Please...please submit more truths or dares...