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SexyVamp: The Vampire Queen is BACK! Miss me? Maybe, maybe not. Most likely you did. :P
Damn, I got a lot of questions! Aw, and it looks like poor Jakey-poo didn't get ANY! :P
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StretchyGoodness: WHAT? How-You're all hacks! LIFELESS HACKS! HMPH! :l
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RighteousHero: Chill, man, she's only written two blog entries, you'll get questions nex-
StretchyGoodness: Easy for you to say, BLONDIE, I ain't falling for your junk! You just got a lot of questions cuz you have awesome hair!
RighteousHero: Nuh-uh! And don't talk about my hair! Everybody in OOO's gonna read this! D:
StretchyGoodness: I DON'T CARE MAN! YOU KNOW WHAT? TOUGH GUY CONTEST NUMBER TWO! !
SexyVamp: CALM DOWN, DOG! You DID get ONE question…
StretchyGoodness: Oh,seriously? Then I'm over it. xD
SexyVamp: A'ight…So Finn….you have HAIR? XD
RighteousHero: SEE WHAT YOU DO JAKE! :L
StretchyGoodness: Heck yeah he does! I'll send you a picture, I took off his little hat while he was asleep and took one using BMO…x)
RighteousHero: -_-"
*too bad I can't really put an actual picture here…but just imagine a Finn in bed {hehe} just the lower half of his body in the sleeping bag, his mouth open and drooling and basically without a hat so his blonde hair is all messy cute and an almost laughing hysterically Jake by the bed, one hand with a thumbs up and the other hand stretched out of the picture (since he's holding BMO to take the pic)…xD Somebody should seriously draw this …*
(After 4 minutes)
SexyVamp: OH. MY. GLOD. LMFAO LMFAO! XD
RighteousHero: Dude, you posted it on THE WEBSITE?
StretchyGoodness: What, it's not like every person in Ooo's going to create an account…
MEGA ALERT: CONGRAGULATIONS, SexyVamp, YOUR BLOG NOW HAS 542 NEW ACCOUNT USERS!
SexyVamp: Aww dude….that sucks… but looks at the good side…
RighteousHero: :( yeah….
*after 3 minutes*
SexyVamp: You're bringing people a lot of joy and laughter?
RighteousHero: :C
StretchyGoodness: It's ok bro, I never put it was you. Besides, nobody's ever gonna suspect it's you on that picture cuz you don't have your hat. :)
RighteousHero: Oh yeah, JAKE, like everybody's gonna read what you just said and NOT suspect it's me…
SexyVamp: Good news: it's MY blog, so I just took the picture off.(but I AM saving it on to my computer. :P) Bad news: it got 874 page views in that time.
RighteousHero: *sigh* can we just get on with this math?
SexyVamp: Yeah, we have a LOT of questions to answer…let's start with Tye-Dye Princess who DID ask Jake a question: "Finn, why don't you take off yo hat? And so what if you have freakishly long hair ya blondie. Jake, don't you know that you're naked? Tamale stole your pants 2 weeks ago! Princess dork(pb, just trolling)WHY YOU SO STUPID?( again, just trollin)"
Finn, care to answer the first question? We all want to know…
RighteousHero: CUZ MY HAT IS AWESOME! :D
StretchyGoodness: mmmm….tamales….. Oh,andFinn don't have long hair anymore! Cuz I checked…;D
SexyVamp: So Jake,doncha know you're naked? :P
StretchyGoodness: I'm not NAKED, I have pants… spun from SPIDERWEBS… by PIXIES! But I HAVE been feeling more of a breeze lately…Huh. But I only take them off at-
SexyVamp: OKAY ON TO BONNIE'S QUESTION! Bonnibel, care to log in instead of just watching this conversation like a stalker? :P
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SexyVamp: And before you answer your question, I just wanna make it a known fact that tye-dye princess WASN'T trolling, as the definition is "to lure other Internet users into sending responses to carefully designed incorrect statements", and that is NOT incorrect…
DerPrincessBB: First of all, nice picture Finn, heehee. ^ v ^ and Marceline, care to stick to your OWN business?
SexyVamp: ONE, this is MY blog, TWO, be grateful somebody actually wanted to ask YOU a question, and THREE, it was YOUR choice to log in and answer the question, knowing people would comment on it. And again, this girl WASN'T trolling. :P
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LadyLumps: :O DRAMA BOMB!
RighteousHero: uhh….LSP…? O.o
LadyLumps: Like, thanks for noticing my totally rockin' lady lumps, babe….
RighteousHero: uuh…. Marcy? :T
SexyVamp: Well on to the next question, as "Peebles" seems to be PMSing…
PunkRockBroham asked, "Marceline, why were you outside during sweater time while everyone was getting cozy next to the fire? Finn: what exactly goes on when you have bath time with BMO?"
Meh, I didn't wanna ruin the fun by sucking out Peppermint Butler. Plus a lot of you guys were wearing red, I might be tempted… ;P (sorry dude if you were expecting a more complicated answer than that)
StretchyGoodness: What exactly goes on when you have BMO bath time, huh Finn? XP
RighteousHero: er…uh…well it's not like I'm gonna take a bath with JAKE!
StretchyGoodness: whoa, man…we're best homies but not in THAT way….besides, Finn just doesn't like going to the bathroom alone anymore, one of the water nymphs from our tiny lake peeped his bod…hehe…xD
RighteousHero: SHUSHERS, JAKE!
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IcyHotPenguinLUVAH: Don't worry Finn, I take a bath with Gunther all the time! :D
StretchyGoodness: But…isn't Gunther a …girl? O.O
RighteousHero: Dude, that's totally different…
LadyLumps: OH MY GLOB, I, like, SO have to tell Melissa this…
SexyVamp: so..lemme get this straight….you, Ice King, take a bath with Gunter ALL THE TIME? XD
IcyHotPenguinLUVAH: Not all the time! Just when the penguin smell gets too strong…
StretchyGoodness: Sure it isn't just your old guy smell? xD
IcyHotPenguinLUVAH: IM NOT OLD, I'M WISE! YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS YOU DON'T HAVE WIZARD VISIONS LIKE ME!
SexyVamp: Whatever helps you sleep at night, old man.
Invader sin asked, "hey Marcy would you rather kiss Finn on the lips or kiss Ice King on the cheek? I know who I'd pick…ice king you sexy beast!"
Huh that's a toughie, kiss Finn on the lips or Ice King on the cheek….OK I've made my decision. Before I say it, Finn, care to give your opinion?
RighteousHero: Uh…WHY WOULD SOMEONE CALL ICE KING SEXY? Dx
SexyVamp: EXACTLY my thoughts. As for your question, Invader sin: OR. My answer is OR.
IcyHotPenguinLUVAH: Good, I don't want a blood sucking vampire to kiss me anyway. No offense.
SexyVamp: None taken, I don't wanna kiss a penguin and princess obsessed blue guy who should really start shaving and getting a life. NO OFFENSE. :P
IcyHotPenguinLUVAH: D_:
RighteousHero: BUUUUURRRRN! XD
LadyLumps: Marce, you're like, totally on fire…;D
SexyVamp: On to the next question, which is from Neverthrive: "Now that you have internet in Ooo, Have any of you read the fanfictions people have written of you guys? If so what were your thoughts, creepy or flattering?"
DerPrincessBB: OH, I go there all the time! Flattering. Very flattering. :)
SexyVamp: You're back. Whoop de doo. And how come you didn't tell us that website? O.o
DerPrincessBB: I didn't think you'd like it. But if you wanna go, it's .ooo.
SexyVamp: EVERYBODY! Finn, Jake, Lump girl! Go on the website and start reading! I wanna see what they wrote about me….:P
{everybody}: OK!
*Fifteen Minutes Later….*
RighteousHero: oh no, man….WHAT THE FLIP IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?
SexyVamp: AW, SICK THEY PUT ME UP WITH BONNIE? URGH!
StretchyGoodness: WHAT?
DerPrincessBB: So how was it? :)
RighteousHero: SCARRING. O.O
StretchyGoodness: Of course it was scarring dude, you read the rated M one. Haha you kept yelling " OH MY FLIPPIN GROD!" like every five seconds. xD
RighteousHero: DUDE…IT WAS ABOUT YOU AND ME. O_O
StretchyGoodness: So, what's wrong with that, we always go adventuri- OH NO 'RE NOT SAYIN SOMEBODY WROTE WE WERE HAVING-
RighteousHero: YEAH, MAN. O.O
StretchyGoodness: ….I is never going to that website EVER. AGAIN.
SexyVamp: You think THAT was scarring? Some dude put me up with BONNIBEL! Of all people, BONNIBEL! D:
DerPrincessBB: WHAT? THAT'S INSANE! I just read the K rated ones!
LadyLumps: I for one, think it's like mega flattering, but some people made me sound like a TOTAL beeotch, like seriously. Oh my glob, especially you Neverthrive! WHAT DA LUMP! D:
SexyVamp: Hey, at least Neverthrive's keeping it real….:P
LadyLumps: :O I thought we were friends Marce! Aren't we friends?
SexyVamp: Nope. I never said I was friends with "hairy purple men". ;P
LadyLumps: FINE! I'll go talk with my OWN lumpin fake friends! D:
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IcyHotPenguinLUVAH: ….DRAMA BOMB! Huh? Huh? Anyone?
RighteousHero: Just shut up, Ice King.
StretchyGoodness: WAY TO LAY IT DOWN FINN! :D
SexyVamp: good riddance….SO…with the question? Creepy.
RighteousHero: SCARRING. INSANE.
StretchyGoodness: OUTTA WHACK.
DerPrincessBB: Let's just say it was a life changing event…
SexyVamp: Ok,ok. So a lot of people have been asking if I've had any boyfriends since or before that asshole, Ash or something like that. including: Bigslayerguyman, ChaosUmbrella, and VampirePanda18. Well there was the Vampire King….
RighteousHero: ….where is he?
*dramatic pause…*
SexyVamp: Oh, I killed him.
IcyHotPenguinLUVAH: …..WHOA. I'M .
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StretchyGoodness:… O_O
RighteousHero: YOU WERE MARRIED?
SexyVamp: Why, you jealous? :P
RighteousHero: NO! I was just wondering why you were married and you didn't tell us…
SexyVamp: I was NEVER married, FINNY. It was just some guy my dad set me up with….
DerPrincessBB: Wow…that must have been tough….
SexyVamp: Yeah, yeah, but it's ok cuz I killed him a long time ago…
StretchyGoodness: But what did-
SexyVamp: I said I killed him. .
A'ight so the last questions for today are from BubblineLuv: "What do you think about your father after he ate your fries and all? What do u think of you think of your gender bent self Marshall Lee?
First of all, yeah I'll answer the rest of your questions next entry, I don't wanna show favoritism or anything…:P And you should seriously change your name…
But yeah, he said he wanted to have some " family time" and I was like sure, whatever. So I specifically told him " DON'T FLIPPIN EAT MY FRIES WHILE I GO TO THE BATHROOM!", and he DOES. It's like what the hell, DAD! URGH!
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IMYOUREVILMOTHER: Marceline, you're still not over that? I thought we were over that…
RighteousHero: …Marceline's dad?
IMYOUREVILMOTHER: Considering your unusual username, I presume you are the human boy who wanted to get in my pants?
RighteousHero: It was just a figure of speech! D:
SexyVamp: DAD, WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING ON MY BLOG?
IMYOUREVILMOTHER: What, can't your old man just check up on you and your acquaintances?
SexyVamp: Well according to your username, you're my evil mother….
StretchyGoodness: YAY! I have 2 moms!
RighteousHero: Member when I told you everything that happened when you were asleep? This is the Lord of Evil. You don't want him as your mom…
IMYOUREVILMOTHER: Listen to your human friend, stretchy one, lest you want your soul to be devoured. Well, as soon as I figure out how to get out of the Night-O-Sphere…Finn? :D
RighteousHero: NEVER!
IMYOUREVILMOTHER: BAH! who needs you anyway…. Besides this username's just in case some idiot ever responds to my joke, "your mom"…stupid Neanderthal….
SexyVamp: um…ok…but yeah I AM over it, I'm just answering a question, Dad….
IMYOUREVILMOTHER: Oh. Ok. Well gimme a call if you need soul sucking to be done. :D
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StretchyGoodness: that was….weird.
SexyVamp: ya think?….OH and about Marshall Lee? Wow. Don't really know what to say to that…
RighteousHero: He sounds like a totally awesome dude… :)
SexyVamp: OF COURSE HE"s AWESOME, he's ME…So yeah that's the answer to that question. Well, ignoring the fact that someone thought a GUY version would be better than me….ugh…..you know what, let's just say I'm awesomer than him. Hey Finn, have you fallen in love with YOUR girl version, Fionna? :P
StretchyGoodness: DUDE. She's pretty foxy….well compared to you. :P
RighteousHero: But…isn't she me? Wait does that mean if I have a girl side… then I'm…her ? Or she's me? AAH MY BRAIN IS JACKED UP! D:
DerPrincessBB: It's simple enough, Finn, but I will elucidate for your sake. If there were such a thing such as an alternate dimension, the she IS you, but there would probably be a million different dimensions WITHIN that alternate dimension, resulting in the possibility of there being an corrupt dark Finn or Fionna, of which would want to kill you in order for there to be one Finn, of which would be evil, resulting in dimensional spontaneous combustion due to all the Finns being killed and the inability of recreating the remaining dimensions. Now if you'll excuse me I need to go polish my science awards, Peppermint Butler went on a manlorette party with Manfried Mr. Cupcake and Chet. X) (Mr. Cupcake's marrying Chocoberry you didn't hear it from me…)
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*5 minutes later*
SexyVamp: …..in other words, she's not you, but she is.
RighteousHero: whaa? D:
StretchyGoodness: Dude, I think Finn's brain is going into overload. HES GONNA BARF! :O MY VIOLA! GOTTA GO! (I'll LOG OUT FOR HIM)
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Huh. I knew Bonnie was annoying, but not THIS annoying that makes you barf…:D So yeah you can leave questions for me, Jake, Finn, and also for Ice King and LSP since I feel sorry for them. :P See ya.
(P.S Merry Globmas. :P)
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AN-
So what Finn and Jake said with the fanfiction is a true story, it happened to me when I was a newbie to Adventure Time fanfiction. My first lemon (yaoi, whatever, I dunno how to spell that) and it was a descriptive Finn and Jake one, I don't member what it was called but Jake had this potion and Finn drank it and started to feel " sexy hot" and then Jake started to….*shudder* stretch. O.O whenever my friends (AHEM Sheny and Erika…Erika if you're reading this: *detachable _….* xD) INTENTIONALLY says stretchy I get reminded. LIFE LESSON: ALWAYS READ THE RATING FIRST. Well, as MUCH as I wanted to update this sooner, I had to finish my other story's chapter first (as I don't have internet at home….) so yeah that's pretty much the main reason for any late updates that might occur with this story or any other future/current stories. if some of you people wanna suggest any characters of Adventure Time that should have accounts or whatever on Bubblegum's internet…SUGGEST AWAY! And don't forget to leave comments and questions. Thanks for reading…:D