Valentines Warriors

Awww, I was just starting to write a random story, maybe to put on fiction press, when I suddenly remembered to entertain you lot. Right... where in Starclan shall I start? Oh, right, Pickle... and Moonkit... why are you guys so bias on these two? Oh, btw, not Tigerstar or Dark Forest. Too predictable.

A shadow fell on the sleepy five. She looked up, alarmed.

"What are YOU doing here?"

A low chuckle rumbled around the nursery. Alarmed, Pickle went to wake up the nearest queen, but to her horror, Daisy, Ferncloud, Icekit, Foxkit, Hollykit, Jaykit and Lionkit were all in a very unnaturally deep sleep. "What have you DONE to them?" She gasped. The laugh came again.

"Oh, nothing, just a herb I happened to come across while on a stroll."His voice was calm and relaxed and it seemed like you could do nothing but listen to it forever. (Sound familiar?) Just like it always has been. His face turned towards her. The long, tortoise-shelled fur, soft as always. "I have been searching for you, Escabeche, or do you have a different name now? Pickle!" His hiss was threateningly soft. "Does my little younger sister Esca run away from home then? Leave the big protection from your home, naming, Bloodclan?" Pickle, hissed at the name.

"That was then,"

"Seemingly so, but the deal is still on, is it not?" He mewed, enjoying her flinch away.

"The deal was off when I stopped being your mate. Now LEAVE, Solomon."

"Of course, " The Bloodclan rouge surprisingly agreed and backed away, out, then dashed away into the thick night. But only one cat heard his threat. "This is not the last time the clans will see Sol, in the camp!"

Pickle, or Esca, let out a sigh of relief. She snuggled her four kits closer. What was that? Lightkit was colder, and harder and... Pickle looked closer. Her 'kit' stank of twolegs. She was just a twoleg model of a cat, hard, cold, and not at all lifelike. She has been stolen.

~~~MEANWHILE~~~~AGAIN~~~~

Smartie had gotten over her suprise of seeing a pink cat with wings and everything else. They had settled down to talk and had a random conversation about random things. It turned out that 'Cupid's Cat' was not very happy with Smarite. She was interfering with cats' romance that should have come naturally. However, he/she/it would give her a chance. Tomorrow, she would suggest to Firestar to have an anonymous quiz in which, cats would find out their mates. Fun and helpful and would make Cupids Cat job either really, really easy or ultra hard, but there is more chance it would be easy so he/she/it took it.

~~~~HALF~AN~~HOUR~~EARLIER~~THAN~~PICKLES~~THING~~~~~

Jaykit headed to the dirt place tunnel. Ferncloud, Daisy, Icekit and Foxkit were sleeping. Lionkit and Hollykit thought this would be a great chance of exploring but Jaykit was unsure. This 'sleep' did not seem quite right. Shrugging, he followed them.

######DOING###########

A dream hit him like a tonne of bricks... wait, they did not have bricks in those times ummm... like a tonne of badgers. He was in Starclan, and he could SEE! A grouchy, filthy old elder sat in front of him.

"Hello little one." She rumbled "I need you to listen to me, a cat is coming and I need you to do this for me..." And she whispered the plan.

He came back into his blind reality, he had only gone for a few. Just then, a big, strong tom came out from behind the dirt tunnel and dropped a few healing herbs in front of Hollykit and Lionkit. Before he could warn them, they ate it. Jaykit just pretended but actually ripped them to shreds and buried the remains.

HOUR LATER

Jaykits' siblings were still sleeping. He was just pretending. That cat had come into the nursery and threatened Pickle. Just before slipping off, he noticed 'Sol' exchange the kit. He had to rescue Lightkit!

Uhhh... sorry that the last bit was a bit lame. Still sort of sleepy... right! Review, review time.

Patchkit: :O you rejected the kits! And I did Tigerclaw last story and I did not really want to repeat him.

Snowy (for chapter 6): Don't worry, Pickle has been saved.

Snowy (for chapter 7): They are having really good auroras at Antarctica at the moment but please don't run away to there because you do really good reviews L And I will get this thing finished soon hopefully!

Another Snowy (Ch7): No, the cat is not very good but my reviews, and spotty ect. Are very very good.

Snowy (Ch8): I liked that chapter too. Oh, thanks for the warning (locks sugar away). Yes, great idea. Doing that in my next story that has nothing to do with valentines but a lot to do with this story.

Moony: I guessed it was Moonkit, I like Lightkit the best. Moons are very, very awesome, especially Europa which is a moon of Jupiter if people did not know (just like to share random astro info for you guys there)

Spotty (who was on sugar high): Unfortunately I am not having Pink Ponies in my stories. Or dirt because it is dirty. Umm... who is tortie moan?

PieInYaFace: Yes... very loyal. Shall I give Pickle and Moonkit half and half?

Featherstorm7: You still get the point if you review the last chapter. Hope your beach time was very nice, it sounds it too. Unfortunately, I live nowhere near a beach.

LightningstormZero: Yes, I like suspense, especially when even I am clueless on what to write next.

Scores:

Pickles:- 41.75

Roco:- 1.5

Spud:- 1.5

Smartie:- 1.55

Rock:- 0.75

Tigger:-

Lemon:-0.5 (I want to vote too :D)

Muffin:- 0.5(I want to vote too :D)

Patchkit:- 11

0oSnowlighto0:- 11

Cloverdapple:- 3

Featherstorm7:- 6

LightningstormZero:- 8

PieInYaFace:- 7

LightvsDark99:- 2

Chene:- 1

*yawnings*