Author's Note: I do not own Not a Love Song from Disney Channel's original comedy, Austin and Ally.
Hey, how many of you watched Club Owner's and Quincenearas? I was laughing my head off like crazy when Austin was on the phone with Ally, and he was all like, "Under where? Ha, I said underwear."
And when he got underneath the table I was shouting, "Kiss her already, you dumb blond boy!" and other lame insults at the television. Um, no offense to blonds.
And when Austin and Ally were doing the dip, I was all, "KISS, KISS!" And then Austin dropped her because of that horn thing and I was all, "curse you, trish's mom!"
It was really awkward.
Anyway, enjoy the chapter!
"Ally!" I screamed. I was staring at her, the fragile-looking girl trapped in the large metal cage that hung above a tiny wooden chair. "Ally, what the heck are you doing up there?"
Ally looked as if it pained her to speak. "Some dude with a gun kidnapped me, and he took me here, and then somehow I ended up like this!"
"What the heck!" I replied.
Ally nodded in agreement.
"Hurry! He's coming back! Go! Get out! Go back to camp and tell everyone about me and warn the police that there's some murderer on the loose, and that I'm probably-" Ally didn't bother to say the last word. I glanced at her one last time, then hurried out of the foul-smelling, watery dungeon. I ran out of the door and didn't stop until I was completely outside. I gasped as I realizes there were twelve different paths I could take. Which would lead me to camp?
I took the one closest to me and started sprinting. "Stupid paths!" I cursed when I realized that the trail only led me back to the dungeon. I ran into the second path and cursed when I had gotten the same outcome. Then I heard a scream from the dungeon. A scream that sounded like Ally's. A scream that told me that was the last I'd ever see of her again.
"Ally!" I shrieked, sitting up and realizing it was only a nightmare. But where was my dorm bed? Where was Dez?
I stood up and looked around. I was in the music room. How did I end up there?
"Wow," a voice said from behind me. I turned and saw Ally, smiling and holding the leather-bound book that she always carried. "You must have drifted off here!" she exclaimed. I blushed. Had she heard me screaming her name? "I was looking for you all over the place," Ally continued. "This was the last place I thought you'd be in. I didn't think that you'd fall asleep at about 2 in the afternoon." I blushed even harder, which I didn't even know was possible. "Well, I take my naps," I told her, causing her to laugh out loud. "So, are we going to work on another song after class today, or what?" Ally stared at me in surprise. "Oh, so you want me to write a song every day? How 'bout this, today you'll try making your own!"
I blushed. "Okay..." I said, deep in thought. "Um... I need a song, it can't be too long, song, song, song, song, song, song, song..."
Ally laughed. "What the heck!" she said. I bit my lip. "I tried my best," I said. "I bet you did," Ally replied. "But don't worry, I made another one just in case. Here it is." All opened her book, sat on the piano bench, and then started to sing.
Didn't go nowhere, never left uh
You really thought that I was
Gone (gone gone gone)
I heard you talking like I lost my swagger
Said I was over you were
Wrong (wrong wrong wrong)
I'm always improving
Always on the move and
Working on my flow
To take it to the studio
This is not a comeback
Following my own path
Laying down the fat tracks
Still a music maniac
Whoaaa
Well I know that I'll make it
Never put my head down
T-t-turn it up loud
Yeahhhhh
Cause I don't have to fake it
If I keep on working it
A billion hits is what I'll get
Wooooahhhh
That's what I'm gonna get
Wooooahhhh
That's what I'm gonna get
Yeahhhh
Cause I know that I'll make it
Overload the internet
A billion hits is what I'll get
A billion hits is what I'll get
Now you can't breathe
Why so quiet
No you don't believe your
Eyes (eyes eyes eyes)
You pushed me till' I had to
Start this riot, now I'll never be
Denied (-nied -nied -nied)
I'm always improving
Always on the move and
Working on my flow
Till' ya hear me on the radio
I know I can be a star
Take off like a rocket car
Everyday I'm working hard
To get my name on every chart
Whoa
Well I know that I'll make it
Never put my head down
T-t-turn it up loud
Yeahhh
Cause I don't have to fake it
If I keep on working it
A billion hits is what I'll get
Wooooahhhh
That's what I'm gonna get
Wooooahhhh
That's what I'm gonna get
Yeahhh
Cause I know that I'll make it
Overload the internet
A billion hits is what I'll get
Call someone
I think this is an emergency
Hey
Pull the plug
Austin's blowing up my p.c.
Every hour day and night
Can't get this rocker out my site
You can't get me outta your site
You can't get me outta your site
You thought that I was gone
Guess that you were wrong
Cause I just wrote your new favorite song
Woooahhhh
Well I know that I'll make it
Never put my head down
T-t-turn it up loud
Yeahhh
Cause I don't have to fake it
If I keep on working it
A billion hits is what I'll get
Woooahhh
That's what I'm gonna get
Woooahhh
That's what I'm gonna get
Yeahhh
Cause I know that I'll make it
Overload the internet
A billion hits is what I'll get.
"That song was good," I told her. "Are you going to have another one ready for tomorrow?" Ally shook her head. "No. But I'll have one by next week... Or two... Or three... Or four... Or five..."
"Make it one," I said firmly. Ally nodded. "Hey, Austin, I have something to tell you..." she told me. I nodded. "I do too," I replied. "I'll go first." I was planning to tell her that I didn't mean what I said when I said I loved her. I felt to embarrassed to admit the truth.
"Ally, when I said that I was in love with you, and AMOONCrushR posted a video of it, I really didn't mean it."
Ally gasped. Then she burst into tears and ran out of the room.
"Ally! Ally," I called after her. But it was too late. She was gone.