Part 3
Dib had passed out on the canopy bed he was provided. It had been a long day.
Suddenly, he felt a warm and pleasant sensation pervade his body. Groggily, he opened his eyes. There was something under the covers that was moving. Dib looked under the covers, only to find that Tak was mouthing the area that had been struck by a pine tree only hours before! "You!" he shouted, sitting up.
"Yes Dib, it's only me." Tak smiled, allowing her six fingers to wander about. Dib grunted with pleasure despite himself. "Isn't it nice? Of course, these are all just tasters. Are you prepared for the main course?" Tak was throwing fiery glances at him from the foot of the bed. She was slowly climbing closer.
"But what about Zim? Isn't this what you made him for?" Dib asked; Tak was hovering a few inches from his face. It was only now that he realized that they were both au naturel.
"Hmm. Yes, but he's more like a son to me, seeing as I created him. But you…" Tak leaned forward, placing her mouth on Dib's. Her tongue was long and warm, her lips were soft and plump, and the rest of her… Let's simply say that it was Dib's greatest mistake of his life.
Meanwhile, they were being watched by Gaz through the security monitors in the lab. She could never sleep without her flesh-eating robot security system. "Stupid Dib. He's just throwing himself away to the first one to open her legs." She shook her head.
"Well, the Tak's persuasion powers are quite strong. I should know, I've fallen victim to them once." Gaz whirled around, only to see Zim standing at the top of the stairs. She was shocked that he could speak.
"You can talk? And what do you mean persuasion powers? And when did you fall for them? You were only created today, and I've been watching these cameras for hours." Gaz couldn't ask fast enough.
"I'll answer those in order. Yes, I can talk. By 'persuasion powers' I mean Tak has methods for getting what she wants. By my estimation, I fell for them two months ago. Tak didn't create me; she simply brought me out of a state of suspended animation." Zim paused; looking over Gaz's confused features. "It was about nine weeks ago that I crashed on this planet. Thankfully, or so I thought so at the time, another Irken found me before the local authorities could. That Irken was Tak. She brought me into her home and nursed me back to health. However, about a week after I crashed, she attempted to preform upon me what you have seen with your brother. I couldn't fight her off, since I was too weak. Eight weeks later, she tried again. However, I was strong enough to keep her away by this point. Gir had been helping me heal by bringing me medication. Speaking of, where is Gir?" Gaz didn't have the heart to tell him his only friend had been brutally murdered. "Well, anyway, Tak decided that I had gotten too strong. She put me under suspended animation, hoping that it would give me amnesia. Her plan failed, as you can see." He gestured at his self, ginning at how healthy he looked.
"Well, I guess your story isn't as crappy as mine" Gaz sighed. Unbeknownst to her, she was being watched by Red and Purple through their television monitor.
"Tell us about it, Gaz"
I was feeling done in,
Couldn't win,
I'd only ever kissed before
(Red: You mean she-?
Purple: Uh-huh.)
I felt there's no use getting,
Into heavy petting,
It only leads to trouble, and,
Seat-wetting.
Now all I want to know,
Is how to go.
I've tasted blood and I want more
(Red and Purple: More, more, more!)
I'll put up no resistance,
I want to stay the distance,
I've got an itch to scratch,
I need assistance!
Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a, touch me,
I wanna be dirty!
Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me,
Creature of the Night!
Then if anything grows,
While you pose,
I'll oil you up and rub you down.
(Red and Purple: Down, down, down!)
And that's just one small fraction,
Of the main attraction.
You need a friendly hand,
And I need action!
Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a, touch me,
I wanna be dirty!
Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me,
Creature of the Night!
(Purple: Touch-a, touch-a, touch me!
Red: I wanna be dirty!
Purple and Red: Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me,
Creature of the night!)
Oh, touch-a, touch-a, touch-a, touch me!
I wanna be dirty!
Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me!
Creature of the night!
Creature of the night!
Creature of the night?
Creature of the night.
Creature of the night!
Creature of the night?
Creature of the night!
Creature of the night!
Creature of the night!
Gaz gasped as Zim thrilled her, chilled her, and fulfilled her in the fishtank.