Chapter 11
Misa smiled and pointed her weapon towards Sasami.
''So Sasami, do you have the balls to beat against your best friends ?''
''Misa, I don't think she can have balls.''
''That just an expression, Ru !''
Hearing the name Sasami made both Hiwa and Washu shocked.
''S...Sasami !'' Exclaimed Washu. ''That you !''
''I knew it !'' Hiwa said.
''I can't believe Sasami is Pretty Sammy ! I never see it coming !'' Exclaimed Ifurita.
''Ifurita, who is Sasami ?'' Fatora asked to her lover.
''Huh...I don't know.''
Sasami looked Hiwa and Washu very confused.
''I...I can explain...''
''That not time for explanation but for battle ! Take that !''
Misa waved her baton and shouted many magic attack on Sasami. That created a fog of dust during a few seconds.
''So Sasami...Do you want still don't...HEY ! WHERE IS SASAMI ?''
Effectively, Sasami and also Ryo-Ohki had disappear. Misa was piss off.
''That not fair !'' Cried Misa. ''Pretty Sammy is a bitch. I just wanted kill her and she spoiled it !''
''Killed ?'' Fatora said, frowned. '' Ifurita, I don't like murderer. Do something against this bitch !''
''But she is so cute !'' Ifurita answered. ''Her custom remind me that gorgeous girl in the porno.''
''Oh god...'' Fatora said, hand on the forehead.
''Misa, I will go in this direction and try found her. You should go in the opposite.''
''Okay Ru.''
Sasami and Ryo-Ohki were in a alley. Ryo-Ohki tried convince Sasami to attack her enemy.
''Sasami, if you succeed, that could be the end of Misa.''
''But...But I will injure Misao !''
''You can defeat Misa without injure her physically.'' Said a voice behind them.
They turned their hand and saw Rumiya. Sasami became piss off against the bird.
''YOU ! '' Shouted Sasami. ''You knew all since the begging, right ? How dare you using Misao ! Or even fakes being her friends.''
''I know...I am really shame of myself...That the reason why I come asking you...''
''I don't want see you ! Go away see your mistress Ramia stupid talking bird !''
''I am not a talking bird ! I am an human who can turn into a bird ! Ramia is my big sis.''
''What ? Oh my..'' Sasami blushed. ''Ryo-Ohki, are you human too ? Do you watched me when I was undress ?''
''Huh...I...I think this is not time for that Sasami. I don't really know Rumiya, but he was against his sister's plan when she wanted send the moon on earth so I guess he is less evil than Ramia.''
''You are right.''
Sasami looked Rumiya a few moment. He seemed really sad. She didn't guess Rumiya's true feeling for Misao, but he seemed enough shame to be trusted.
''Okay. Said your idea. But if you did one thing evil, I will consider you as a villain.''
Rumiya smiled.
''Well, you can mentally defeat Misa. I mean, if you disorganize her ideas and intention, she will be so weak than you can defeated her with an harmless attack after. Then you can able to talk with Misao and calm her.''
''You are right.'' Ryo-Ohki agree. ''But that only a theory. I don't think even one person on Jurailhelm tried it before.''
''That not only chance to defeat Misa.'' Sasami said. ''I will do this...But how ?''
''I can do that ! I am an expert about disorganize people !'' Washu said.
''Miss Washu...Stop appeared out of nowhere ! That scary.'' Sasami complained.
After a few minutes, Misa was bored tried found her rival.
''Pretty Sammy, if you didn't come her in 10 seconds, I will transform Hiwa into a monster !''
''No ! I don't want look like Haruhi !''
''Misa ! I am here !'' Sasami shouted !
Sasami appeared in the street, surrounded by Ryo-Ohki and Washu.
''Look Misa. I found her !''
''Good job Ru ! Now I will...''
''You will do nothing !'' Washu told her.
Washu approached Misa with a smile. The latter was piss off.
''Go away !You are just an annoying secondary character ! I want Pretty Sammy !''
''So that mean you are a lesbian !''
''What ...What the hell are talking about !''
''Come on. You said you 'want' Pretty Sammy...I am not stupid.''
''I am not in love with Pretty Sammy !''
''I see...You are afraid because you have not the legal age to do this...That strange for a girl who said she is evil...''
''Hey ! I don't care about laws ! I don't obey any law.''
''So why are you still on earth and not in the space ?''
''W...What !''
''If you don't obey any law, you should be in space now because you will not obey the law of gravity.''
''S..Shut up ! I cannot disobey to this law !''
''So you are not evil since you obey to at least one law. Evil person are against all laws !''
Washu's logic started to really piss off and confused Misa.
''I only obey of my laws !''
''Which laws ? Your's or Misao's ? You are the same person after all.''
''Only my law ! Misa's law !''
''So that not your laws. Because your laws would be BOTH Misao's and Misa's laws.''
''SHUT UP ! JUST SHUT UP...Please don't kill Sasami !...Shut up you too Misao, that not your business...Yes that mine too...Not this is not !''
Washu succeed to confused so much than now Misao was able to try controlling her body. That was a strange spectacle. Misa talked to herself with two different voices. Even more, Misao seemed less timid and more determinate than usual.
''I changed my idea...I want my body back ! I know more than you what is good for you. That not true !''
''Sasami, this is time for the attack !'' Shouted Ryo-Ohki.
''Understood...Pretty magic attack on my enemy who is actually my best friend !''
An huge light out of Sasami's baton and went on Misa.
''NO ! THAT NOT FA...''
Misa was now Misao and she was unconscious. Sasami went to her, totally sad.
''Misao ! Please Misao, said something !''
Misao opened her eye and smiled to her friend.
''Sasami...So all is finish ?''
''I think Sasami destroys all Misa's negative energy. She can returns, but without bad idea.'' Ryo-Ohki said.
''Oh I am happy heard this.''
Misao's answers made Ryo-Ohki and Sasami surprised.
''Why ?'' Sasami asked.
''I always wanted being a magical girl. Now I can be one. One nice magical girl I mean.''
''That cute !'' Hiwa said. ''Hey, where is the bird ?''
Effectively, since Misao was herself against, Rumiya had disappear. Misao was disappointed by his absence.
''Rumiya ! Where are you ?'' Cried Misao.
''Misao...Cried is not good for you !'' Sasami said.
''I know but I want Rumiya. I want see him again ! RUMIYA !''
The bird listen Misao and out of an alley. He was very shame of himself and didn't want Misao see him again, but she absolutely wanted him back. He was really surprise Misao smiled to her and opened her arms.
''Rumiya...Coming see me...Please...''
Rumiya advanced towards her. When he was next to her, she hugged her. Rumiya didn't know what think.
''Misao...I am sorry...My sister...''
''I know all Rumiya...I...I think me and Misa are the same girl now...I have all her memory...I remember when you was against your sister...When you was nice to her...When you wanted Misa stop Ramia's and Jinnai's plan...And I remember when you coming see me and make me feel better...''
''Misao...'' Rumiya said.
''Rumiya, do...do you want be my partner again ? I mean, I would like being a good magical girl but I think Misa should be watching to be sure she is nice.''
''I...Yes ! I can do that ! And I can coming see you all the days !''
''I would like this.'' Misao said, turning her head towards Sasami. ''Sasami, since when you are magical girl ?''
''Well, that a long st...''
''HEY ! Let me go !'' Complained Fatora.
All the attention went to the lesbian. Two policeman arrested her and another gut was with her.
''I was manipulated ! I did nothing wrong !''
''Nothing wrong ? You destroyed my store !''
''You deserves to us many explanation !''
Ifurita was afraid for her lover and went see Sasami and her friends.
''Who are those guys ? Why they are meanie to my Fatora ?''
''They are policemen.''' Washu explained to the Demon God. '' Their jobs is arrested criminal like Fatora. I am sorry said it, but Fatora destroyed a store. She is a criminal.''
''Please ! She needs help ! She is not evil !'' Ifurita said sadly.
''Well...I think my magic can repair the shore...But I want to be sure Fatora is not evil.'' Sasami said.
''I have an idea.'' Hiwa said.
Hiwa approached the group compound Fatora and three men.
''Excuse-me, can I talk with her one minute ?'' Asked Hiwa with a smile. ''She is my friends.''
''Okay but not more.'' A policeman said. ''And we will heard the conversation.''
''Not problem...So Fatora, apparently you only care about yourself.''
''Of course ! I am the incarnation of perfection ! All the girls loves me !''
''I guess you slept with many girls ! What was their names ?''
''Huh...Ifurita didn't but she loves me so that will happen...And also...huh...''
''Ifurita said she loves you because you was nice to her...I get the impression Ifurita is the first girl you really care about ? You seems really arrogant.''
''My life is not your business !''
''Look, you should not be arrogant. Think about this, how girls did you get by being yourself and how dare you get by being nice ?''
Fatora thinking about it remark and quickly realized Hiwa was right.
''My God ! You are right !'' Fatora exclaimed. ''And I thought being nice was stupid ! I would be nice for the rest of my life !''
''What do you think Sasami ?'' Asked Hiwa.
''I think that enough. She looks not bad. Mister, your store is that piece of junk, right ?'' Sasami pointed with her finger.
''Yes ! And that not a piece of junk ! Rozen is a piece of junk, not my store.''
Sasami concentrated and shouted a ray magic from her baton. Suddenly, the store was return in normal state.
''My store !'' Said the owner full of happiness.
''Thank you Pretty Sammy.'' Fatora said with a smile.
''That was nothing.''
''Well, I guess we can let this guy go now the store is back.''
''That bad. I like arrested people.''
''Why not arrested this guy ?'' Suggested Fatora, pointing Jinnai. ''All is his fault.''
Jinnai was going to wake up. He was so confuse than he didn't notice he said his thoughts aloud.
''All is just Makoto's fault ! He deliberate looks like those girl to make me miserable ! All I needed was as Fatora kill that brat and...''
''You want kill a brat !'' One of the policeman said.
''That need explanation !''
''Wait...HEH ! Let me go ! Ifurita ! Do something !''
''Goodbye Master. I will see you in...huh...''
''Jail.'' Fatora said.
''Is that a bad place ?''
''Only for women. Men like jail !''
''Oh. I am happy for Mr Jinnai then.''
''You are really fascinated.'' Washu said. ''I would like examined you. And you too Misao. I want to be sure all is okay.''
''No. Problem. Sasami, Rumiya. Do you want coming with me ?''
''I would like, but I want know how is big sis now.''
''I think Hiwa and me have many things to discuss together.''
''I am surprise the policemen didn't ask many questions.'' Hiwa said. ''Is that count as a plot hole ?''
''Please Hiwa, stop doing it.'' Fatora said. ''That really annoying.''
To Be Continued