Epilogue
One month had passed. Jinnai was considerer as crazy and send in a psychiatric hospital. He shared his bedroom with another patient.
''That not fair !'' Jinnai complained. ''I didn't deserve it ! Even my parents believe I am crazy ! I am misunderstood !''
''I understand your problem ! I am in the same situation as you !''
''Oh shut up stupid man. You will understand my problem even if told you my story with that bitch and his bird brother.''
''You are not really nice.'' Said Biff Standard.
Meanwhile, Sasami and Hiwa were in their bedroom. They were really closed.
''Sasami, I am sure your hair would be better without braids.''
''I don't know...But I trust you...Alright, do it !''
A hour later, Sasami and Hiwa down in the lounge. Tenchi and Chihiro looked Sasami's new hair. She seemed more gorgeous than usually.
''Wow...Sasami, you are very cute.'' Tenchi said with a smile.
''Thank you brother. That was Hiwa's idea.''
''That was nothing.'' Hiwa blushed.
'You are so cute you three ! You have my permission to have sex together if you want !''
''Mother !'' Yelled Tenchi, uncomfortable. ''Sasami is just an 11 years old girl...And...I just found her cute.''
''Yeah, that would be better wait I have a biggest breast !'' Joked Sasami.
''Why ? I had not problem with your father's or neighborhood's breast.
''NEIGHTBORHOOD'S BREAST ?'' Yelled in the same time Hiwa, Sasami and Tenchi.
''Oops...Too much information...''
Outside, on one street, Ifurita and Fatora watched the passers. Fatora had decide since Ifurita was powerful, they should fight against criminal.
''Another without criminal...'' Fatora complained.
''Fatora look it !''
Ifurita pointed with her finger two teenagers, one boy and one girl, which were intimidated by a gang of bullies.
''Hey stupid boy, I want your cash !''
''S...Sure...''
''You are very cute !''
''Don't touch me please...''
''Go away from them !'' Cried Fatora. ''Ifurita attacks !''
Ifurita send an attack on the bullies. They weren't touched by this attack but that scared them and they went away before Ifurita attacks again.
''Justice win again !'' Fatora smiled.
''Thank you very much to saves us...Oh no Shinji !''
The guy named Shinji received the attack. He was very injured.
''Poor Shinji is injured...again !''
''That okay Hikari. I am accustomed.''
''I think I found your wallet.'' Fatora said. ''That great now paid me.''
''What ?''
''I thought you was good !''
''I am a nice girl ! I just took 50% of your money ! If I was a bad girl, I would have took 100% of the money !''
''My Fatora is so smart !''
''I don't want paid you bitch !'' Shouted Hikari.
''How you call me ? Ifurita, shoot her !''
''DON'T TOUCH THAT KIDS !'' Cried someone.
Fatora turned her head and saw an angry woman with a penguin.
''Who the hell are you ?''
''I am Misato and those two innocent kids are in my responsibility. Go away before I launch on you my killer penguin !''
Fatora looked the animal and laughed.
''That so ridiculous ! Ifurita, kick that penguin.''
''I cannot...It looks so scary !''
''That ridiculous ! What it can do to me ?''
The penguin approached Fatora and then it punched the lesbian. Fatora fell unconscious on the ground.
''Fatora !'' Ifurita said sadly.
''Misato, you are the best !''
''I love you so much !''
''Me too I love you two.''
''But is our relation is legal ?''
''Sure, I am a woman !''
They went away, having fun in their house. After a moment, Fatora wake up and started complaining.
''That bitch ! This woman is pure evil !''
''Are you sure ?'' Asked an afraid Ifurita.
''Sure. I can see who is a bitch and who is a good person.''
''Is I am a good person ?''
''Of course ! You are the nicest person I know with Souseiseki from Rozen Maiden !''
Ifurita smiled and hugged her lover.
''You are very nice Fatora...I don't get why people think you are a jerk !''
''They are just jealous of us.''
They were not the only person who wanted protecting the city. On the roof of a building, Misa and Rumiya watched the streets.
''I really saves people.''
''Yeah, me too...''
''Ru, you doesn't seem happy.''
''Happy ? Sure I am happy ! That just huh...Sis is now Tsunami's adviser and I am a bit afraid what would be happening if sis returns evil.''
Misa didn't believe Rumiya's lied and watched him with her saddest face.
''Ru...You hates me !'' Misa said sadly.
''No..This is just I think you should be more calm when you fight against crime...''
''Why ? If I was calm, I would not able stopping the thieves rob the bank yesterday.''
''Yes, but you would not destroyed three car, exploding the bank and then using your magic to return all to normal.''
''Ru, you should learn how having fun !''
Before Rumiye could said something, Misa acted strange and looked the street.
''I..I smell injustice !''
On the sidewalk, a teenager girl cried to a teenager boy.
''Yukinari you are so bad ! How dare you went to the girl locker room !''
''Kirie...I...I was forced by Fukuyama...You know I am so afraid by women than I cannot do it...''
''I see ! You don't want see me named because you don't found me attractive ! Take this !''
Kirie wanted punch Yukinari, but she was stop by a bird who gives her several peck on the head.
''Hey ! Stupid bird what is your problem ?''
''How dare you abusing a poor boy !'' Cried Misa. ''You deserves a punishment !''
Misa send her magic on Kirie.
''Ah ! I feel nothing stupid blonde ! I...Heh...What happened ? Oh my god AAAAAAAAAAAH!''
''I see nothing Misa. What did you did to her ?''
''I just gives to her underwear a new thing, Ru.''
Kirie squirmed in every direction.
''Oh my god ! My underwear has a...It rapes me !''
Yukinari didn't know what thinking.
''Huh...Think...I guess...Is she...''
''Don't worry. That will stop next day...I think...''
''Misa, I am hungry.''
''Yeah me too Ru. Good bye boy, see you later.''
Misa and Ru went to the sky and disappear quickly. Later, they were in Amano's house. Misao was back to her normal body and she shared a sandwich with Rumiya.
''Rumiya...Why are you always in your bird's form ?''
''If someone found us, that would be more easy explain if I am a bird.''
''I know but...Can you being a boy for a few minutes ?''
''Why ?''
Misao wanted answer but she was too timid to said the reason. Instead, she blushed. Rumiya guessed why she wanted see him as a boy.
''Oh I see...''
He turn into his normal form and he smiled to Misao. Misao looked him and returned the smiles.
''I remember see you as a boy when I was Misa, but I didn't imagine you was so cute.''
''Think.'' Rumiya blushed.
Misao approached Rumiya and giving to him a kiss. Rumiya was not surprise and after the kiss he gives to Misao a kiss.
''Rumiya, I am very happy knows you...''
''I feel the same Misao...''
''That so cute !'' Ramia said. ''That sound like a cute romantic scene wrote by Georges Lucas !''
Both Misao and Rumiya blushed.
''Sis...What...What are you doing here ?''
''How do you know Georges Lucas ?''
''I just want see my cute little brother with his girlfriend ! What is the problem ?''
''Sis...That embarrassing me !''
''You are so cute when you have a red face Rumiya ! And you are cute too Misao ! I want gives you a hug !''
''Please sis no !''
Ramia didn't listen and hugging both Rumiya and Misao.
''That embarrassing.'' Thought Rumiya. ''Nobody could understand how much I am embarrassed.''
Actually, someone in a rich house could understand Rumiya's problem. Misaki had decide that would be a good idea if Aeka's new lovers knew all her life.
''And this picture is when at 10 years old, Aeka peed in her bed.
''Wow.''
''That interesting...''
''Don't worry Aeka, that would be a secret.''
''This is the dumbest ending ever !'' Complained Aeka. ''Okay that less bad than all the episodes of Tenchi Universe, but that still awful !''
The End
''Hey ! Wait a minute..'' Ryoko exclaimed. ''Where I was during all this story ? I just had two scenes and I was a punching bag ! And what the hell those have all these characters from others series ? Do you really need Ranma ½ , Dual Parallel Adventures or Evangelion references ? And the English of the author is awful ! And why Aeka is a lesbian ? And why Pretty Sammy did nothing much of the time ? And why...''
''I think I need a break'' The author said.